Does anyone remember that kid in the crowd that shot a fake web at Peter outside of the hospital?
The camera panned on him a bit too long and I theorize that's going to be a future villain. Maybe some plot line where they use that exact clip and frame it as Spiderman meeting him many years ago but doesn't remember him that kind of arc. "When I was younger | looked up to you and thought of you as a hero but you're nothing" future plot line.

It took me by surprise on the rewatch that the theory that it was all a dream actually makes the most sense. In the beginning, we literally get to hear Sofia’s voice in the voice message saying, “wake up,” even though David had never met her yet. And, to make it even weirder, he goes to Julie and tells her not to leave a voice message again, showing us from the start that his subconscious is already confusing Julie and Sofia. So the whole movie is us in his dreams, literally nothing is real.

For years I have been telling people about my theory about the Kazakhstanian nation but they never believe me, they think I’m kidding. I am not.
(I hope the FBI won’t look for me after this.)
Kazakhstan is one of those countries who are always under the radar. They never have any wars or conflicts. They don’t have any history, one day they just came out of nowhere. What do they stand for? WHY are they here..? Or are they..
I’m asking you as a reader, did you ever meet somebody from Kazakhstan? Do you know anything about the history ? Can you name a holiday or a cultural thing ? Maybe the capital or a famous city ? The answer is no. ( and don’t mention Borat, that’s \*obvious\* propaganda.) again, they don’t have any wars or conflicts, The government is keeping the country low-key so we wouldn’t think about it or wanna go visit.
And you’re probably thinking to yourself;
hillbill, if Kazakhstan doesn’t exist, what is in that land? (the 9th biggest country in the world btw) the answer? Probably a military base, a safe place for big leaders, or big saint James.
DONT BE A SHEEP!
*I’ll gladly debate you, answer questions, and get additions to my theory
EDIT: somebody in the comments mentioned that currently Kazakhstan is controlled and funded by the US and China which are two of the biggest most powerful countries in the world… interesting.
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Reptar, reptar, gotta find that Reptar. He's an iconic wholly original hero in the Rugrat's universe. The world had never seen anything like him until that point in history. And let's not forget: he was cool as fuck. I would have disemboweled another child for a taste of Reptar Cereal or a Reptar Bar. Whether it was in a city, on ice, or in space; Reptar showed up and kicked ass.

But, you all know my posts by now. I have to ask the hard questions. And among the hardest which has been circulating since the early 2000s is: Did Reptar cause 9/11?

I'm sure most of us know that I'm referring to the incidents of the Season 2 episode: Toy Palace. In it, Chaz and Stu abdicate their responsibilities as parents and civil human beings by abandoning their children in a toy store, confusing them with stuffed animals or some bullshit. There's also an inept security guard who eats donuts and pretends that he matters, though the viewer can clearly see he's years deep in an existential crisis.

Anyway, Tommy and Chuckie have a fucking ball. They turn the toy palace into their kingdom, having fun, laughing, shitting, you know, baby stuff.

Things take a turn, however, when the babies accidentally wake up one of the most dangerous and formidable villains of this (and perhaps any) franchise: Thorg. Thorg is a vicious gorilla robot who fiercely shouts the blooding chilling line: "Thorg hungry, Thorg want eat!" He proclaims his intense hunger (and perhaps thirst for blood) while pursuing the shit-head babies through the store.

Who can save Tommy and Chuckie from the results of their own actions? Reptar of course. They activate a Reptar robot who boldly declares, "halt, I am Reptar!" before opening a can of whoop ass on Thorg. He forces Thorg into a functional time machine (which is for some reason a children's toy and sends Thorg into the past.

Also the parents show up and pretend they love their children.

Happy ending, right?

Good god wrong. Thorg was shown to go back in time, arriving as Washington crosses the Delaware. Haha, so funny, right?

Deadass wrong again. I know a significant portion of chronic Rugrats fans are also privy to mathematical and philosophical constructs, so I'll keep this next section brief. The Butterfly Effect states that a small change to a complex system can cause radical changes due to the dependence of every further action within this system upon the mechanisms that have already occurred within it. The metaphor comes from the idea that in weather forecasting, the slightest, tiniest shift in variables or conditions, can radically alter the path of a storm or the weather overall due to just how many variables are interacting, summarized by the metaphorically example of a butterfly flapping its wings and changing the weather system.

In short: one change in a complex system irrevocably changes everything that occurs after it like a ripple effect. You think Thorg going back in time doesn't radically alter Washington and his men? Determine the timing and outcome of the battle that day? Doesn't this radically impact the timing and actions and thoughts within the rest of their lives, which impacts everyone who interacts with them...which impacts the entire nation.

If we assume Thorg went back in time, EVERYTHING that has occurred in American history has done so under an EXACT series of conditions dependent upon him arriving there. If Reptar didn't push Thorg into the machine, who is to say what the world would be like today? We may not have a nation, we may not have had world wars, and I honestly doubt we would have had 9/11.

Can Reptar shoulder this burden? I actually think so because he's tough as fuck. The shit head babies, however?

They deserve consequences for their actions.

Hey everyone! I’ve been thinking a lot about the nature of Stands, and I realized that if we strip away the mysticism and look at the actual lore through the lens of hard sci-fi and biology, everything in JoJo makes perfect sense.

Here is my complete **Xenobiological Theory of Stands**:

### 1. The Nature of Stands: Alien Symbiosis & The Fever

We know from Part 5 (Golden Wind) that the Arrows were crafted from a meteorite containing an extraterrestrial virus. But what if a Stand isn't a spiritual projection, but a literal physical colony of alien micro-organisms living inside the host?

* **The Stand Fever:** When a person is pierced by the Arrow, a brutal microscopic war begins between the human’s native microbiome and the alien virus. This causes a massive DNA mutation and organ restructuring.

* **The Rule of Survival:** If the host’s immune and nervous systems are strong, they achieve obligate symbiosis. If the host is too weak for a powerhouse Stand, the virus enters an "eco-mode," creating a passive, low-energy Stand (like Joseph’s Hermit Purple vines or Boingo’s Tohth comic book) to avoid burning the host alive.

### 2. Stand Invisibility: Metamaterials & Retina Mutation

Ordinary people can't see Stands because the bacterial colonies act as a metamaterial (invisible cloak), bending light waves around them. However, during the mutation fever, stand-users' retinas and visual cortexes are biologically upgraded to perceive these hidden quantum light spectrums, allowing them to see other Stands perfectly.

### 3. Time Stop Explained: The Quantum Web of Rigidity (The World / Star Platinum)

Dio and Jotaro aren't actually manipulating the 4th dimension. Instead, trillions of stand-bacteria are instantly deployed into the air, forming a hyper-dense quantum web. This web physically locks the kinetic energy of macro-objects (enemies' muscles, knives, rain), creating an absolute illusion of frozen time. Crucially, this biological web ignores small gas molecules, which is why Dio can still breathe and speak normally inside the zone. The 5–9 second limit is simply the metabolic exhaustion point before the bacterial web collapses.

### 4. Jotaro's Evolution: Horizontal Gene Transfer

During the final battle in Part 3, Star Platinum’s bacteria came into direct physical contact with The World’s web. Through horizontal gene transfer, Jotaro's bacteria instantly scanned and copied the structural blueprint of Dio's ability, allowing him to replicate the time-stop web in a moment of pure adrenaline.

### 5. Bioenergetics: Muscle Monsters vs. Slim Models

Why are JoJo characters either heavily muscular or extremely lean? Stand-bacteria are incredibly hungry and feed directly on the host's subcutaneous fat, glucose, and glycogen.

* **The Muscle Route (Dio, Jotaro):** Their bodies realized the bacteria require massive energy. To survive, their bodies built tons of muscle tissue to act as "fuel tanks."

* **The Slim Route (Giorno, Jolyne):** In later parts, Stands became more complex and less reliant on brute force. Their bacteria don't eat muscle protein, but they completely burn off all body fat, leaving the users with a permanent, ultra-lean, model-like physique. Weak users (like Shigechi) have low-energy Stands, so they remain chubby.

### 6. The Bio-Reactor of a Vampire (Dio)

Dio’s vampire cells act as a biological 3D-printer. By consuming human blood, his body instantly transforms it into pure muscle mass and cellular fuel. This constant replenishment is exactly what prevents The World's hyper-metabolism from sucking him dry during time stop.

### 7. The Sex Pistols Exception: External Digestion

Mista’s bacteria are large enough to be seen and live isolated inside the cold iron cylinder of his revolver. Because they are cut off from Mista’s bloodstream, they cannot absorb his internal calories. They are forced to eat real food (salami, ham) directly to gain the energy required to physically kick bullets in mid-air.

### 8. The Mechanics of Whitesnake's DISCs (Memory & The Gut-Brain Axis)

How can Pucci's Whitesnake physically pull out someone’s memory and Stand as a solid, CD-like DISC?

* **Microscopic Infiltration:** Whitesnake's bacteria are uniquely tiny. They act like biological nanorobots, slipping effortlessly through cellular gaps and microscopic cracks in the nervous system to hijack the body from within.

* **The DISC Structure:** When attacking, the Stand harvests calcium and phosphorus from the victim's own bones and bloodstream. It instantly molds these minerals into a flexible, indestructible, calcium-based bio-capsule (the DISC).

* **Stealing Memories:** In real biology, long-term memory is heavily tied to the gut microbiome and hormones. Whitesnake targets the vagus nerve and the gastrointestinal tract, siphoning the specific bacterial cultures and hormonal codes that hold the victim's identity.

### 9. The Green Baby & C-Moon (Microscopic Polarity Shift)

The Green Baby and its evolved form, C-Moon, control Quantum Bio-Magnetism. The Green Baby's bacteria carry a massive electromagnetic charge. When someone approaches, the baby’s microbes instantly shift their biological polarity (plus to minus) relative to the target's cells, creating a powerful atomic-level repulsion that compresses the space between the enemy's atoms and shrinks them. C-Moon's punch simply inverts cellular polarity, causing organs to flip inside out.

### 10. King Crimson (The Neuro-Bacterial Glitch)

Diavolo doesn't cut out fragments of time. In the moment of activation, King Crimson's bacteria release a high-frequency bio-electric EMP pulse into the air. This pulse instantly infiltrates the brains of everyone nearby, temporarily blocking the synapses responsible for short-term memory. For 10 seconds, people move on pure autopilot (inertia) while their brains fail to record reality, creating a perfect illusion of a "time skip."

### 11. Made in Heaven (Quantum Metabolic Acceleration)

Pucci’s final Stand accelerates the universe through Extreme Thermodynamic Resonance. Made in Heaven’s bacteria vibrate at near-light speeds, interacting directly with gravity particles (gravitons). By generating a massive local gravitational field, the bacteria artificially accelerate the thermodynamic decay of all non-living matter (light, cosmic bodies). Living organisms remain unaffected because their native human microbiomes actively fight back and resist this hostile quantum acceleration.

### 12. Post-Mortem Stands: The Case of Notorious B.I.G. (Bio-Accumulation)

How can a Stand activate and grow infinitely after its user dies? Look at Notorious B.I.G. and its heavily overweight user, Carne. While Carne was alive, his massive body fat reserves acted as a literal biological battery, storing extreme amounts of metabolic energy. The moment Carne died, the brain's control vanished, and this hyper-charged colony erupted from his corpse, mutating into a rogue parasite that consumes kinetic energy to fuel infinite cell division.

### 13. Inorganic Bound Stands: Ships and Cars (Strength / Wheel of Fortune)

These space bacteria possess the ability to rearrange their molecular bonds into a hyper-dense, rigid framework—a tectonic colony. Instead of creating something from nothing, the bacteria use a small boat or car as a physical skeleton, rapidly consuming ambient matter (minerals from seawater, iron, dust) and multiplying exponentially, locked in a singular solid form based on the user's brain blueprints.

### 14. Colony Stands: Bad Company & Harvest (Continuous Micro-Hive Division)

During the initial mutation fever, the alien virus undergoes rapid fragmentation, dividing into thousands of independent micro-hives. The host's brain sends identical signals to all hives, commanding them to hold the shape of tiny tanks or insects. Because the colony is constantly dividing and replacing lost cells via active mitosis, destroying one unit does not harm the host at all.

### 15. Requiem Evolution: The Hostile Parasite Takeover (Gold Experience Requiem)

The Requiem Arrow carries a completely different, hyper-aggressive, and predatory strain of space bacteria. When the Arrow pierces a Stand, this new predatory strain attacks the host's existing bacterial colony. A brutal microscopic war for dominance begins. If the user’s willpower is absolute, their original Stand colony wins the war, subduing and controlling the hostile predator bacteria. Because the base Stand has now assimilated a completely different species of cosmic micro-organisms, it unlocks entirely new, reality-bending powers.

***

**TL;DR:** Stands are physical colonies of space bacteria. Time stop is just a micro-web freezing kinetic energy. Jotaro copied Dio via horizontal gene transfer. Stand-users are ripped/slim because the bacteria eat their body fat and glycogen as fuel. Whitesnake uses the gut-brain axis, and Requiem is a successful assimilation of a hyper-predatory bacterial strain.

What do you think guys? Let's discuss!

Okay so hear me out, I think bear was the real villain of the movie, obviously he’s the protagonist but he isn’t the hero of the story, he uses the willow to put a curse on nikki and i personally find that to be evil, i need to rewatch to back this up but im confident in this

Could it be?

I was thinking about symbiote spider man these days and if its going to be in avengers secret wars. In the 1984 comic Peter gets the symbiote and I was wondering if we could also be getting it in the movie. Obviously we dont know which version of secret wars they are adapting (tho its most likely the 2015 one) but i think they are going to mix stuff from the 1984 one too. They could introduce symbiote spider man in the mcu since in the no way home post credit scene venom leaves a part of his symbiote in peters universe and he could somehow get it. This is just a theory tho and ik its not really a good one but i just thought it would be fun to have symbiote spider man.

I think Mrs. Afton is the cartoonist of the "immortal and restless" soap opera.

I used to love fnaf as a kid. I just a few days ago just looked into things that never made sence to me in fnaf. With almost 4 year break from waching anything i filled in madjor gaps in the story that i had no clue about. To paint a picture of how clueless i was i thought micheal died last and that william died before him. Yeah brutal reality check on my part.

However i uncovered all the characthers with the help of Matpat and other theorists i dont remeber all the names... the character i have become most intrested about is Mrs. Afton she is that character that is un relivant but also could have potential to be relivant. I beilve as many others that the soap opera mike watches has conections to the afton family the dynamic being, vlad (William) clara (Mrs. Afton) and the baby (Micheal) when looking at her characther is is nlt pressent anywhere and that leads to my theory, now this is going to be increbly vuage so you as the reader take the fanf lore and logic into you're inturpration.

Mr.Afton who i belive is named lora-clara for many reasons such as bal(lora) mochery towards her from william and clara not being a random name in the cartoon also the fact that dubble names fits the standard of 1930s to 40s.

She has some relationship with william, gets pregnant, forced into marriage, hates her husband, william ses a baby as an obsical and finatical burden refuses to look at mike as his son, clara hates her husband, mike looks like her husband = resnting and lashing out and stricking mike for her horrible trapped marragie and hitting mike as a replacement for "hitting" william. She goes on to have more childern and resents elizabeth for the love she shows william, aka worships the monster mrs. A hates, and just bluntely gives up any love for cc also thus she is "scared" she'll have a second child be like william. William is a horrible father too and this we know. William is madly rich mostly backing the fact that mrs. A was only still in that house to contine a "perfect apperance" for a bussuines man like william but never doing any house wife work, my theory is that house keepers were heird, leaving her with amence spear time. We know that the house was a massive underground facility and i think a room there must belong to mrs. A as an art studio, she draws cartoon charachters relfecting at her horrible marriage. Mrs. A then some time later (years) finds out william has murderd and threated him to the police, he painted her as an absent (true) abusive (maybe) mother who was unstable, this comes from the therapy tapes. Where it plays as bill (william, silencing his "crazy" wife), vanessa (elizabeth, worshiping her father and has seen first hand the alleged strickes she amied at mike) and the mother (mrs. A who comitted suicide due to being locked up) and therefore why she was absent when cc birthday party took place, she was in a mental hospital. Why would she be a cartoonist? Easy my logic is that she didnt leave william cuase she had no money or no protection, she needed money to leave, this she did via the cartoons, i think that the pen name she used (i dont belive she would use her real name due to the public apperance show and fright of her husband) was linked to fazbear internainments making william pocket the money from her work after her death, also a reason to why the show still airs when mike is watching, becuase it makes proffit still and money is all william cares about along his obsession with immortality also conecting to why he is pained as a vampire in the soap opera, mrs. A must have somehow known about his experiments, killings and obsession with immortality casue he thinks of himself as a god-like man. I could go on and on about this but if i make it too long none will read. This is all just a skimmed theroy and nothing is canon in this exact format.

//nevermore. LC

"You were not the greatest mother, but a good wife, if only they joined you"

For those OOTL: https://www.reddit.com/r/LowStakesConspiracies/comments/1v7te7w

This is only a part 1.5 because these are just some comments I left on the original post that I've expanded on. I thought this would be a more appropriate place to post this.

Wiseau's surname supposedly comes from a portmanteau of "Wieczorkiewicz" (his birth surname) and "oiseau." (French for "bird." He made some of his money by selling bird toys at Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco.) But in this theory, Wiseau and Schulz are the same guy, so the portmanteau's actually supposed to be "Woodstock" and "oiseau." Secondly, it took a documentary and lawsuit for Wiseau's real birth name and date to be revealed. He was born on October 3, 1955. (I mistyped last time.) The previous day's Peanuts strip had its title panel lost for quite some time. I don't have a link, but I swear I remember reading something about this. Let me know if someone finds this. In the meantime, Wiseau once created a sitcom called The Neighbours. In it, he played the apartment's landlord. And his name was Charlie. The Peanuts strip published the day Schulz died also had a passage that wasn't in the strip when he retired. ("My family does not wish Peanuts to be continued by anyone else") He could just be talking about the comic strip, but Bill Melendez was still directing new Peanuts specials after Schulz died, but these were usually comic strips adapted word for word so that the final strip couldn't be violated. But if his family didn't want to continue it, why was Happiness Is a Warm Blanket, Charlie Brown written by his own son? Also, "Sparky Monroe Schulz" and "Thomas Pierre Wiseau" contain the same amount of letters.

I'm looking for theories, stories, or beliefs related to the numbers 37 and/or 36.

I'ts for a project I'm doing, I'm writing a story that is basically about doomsday, the end of humanity, but also how we as humans are destroying our planet making this this day become closer than we are... This story is also about a spacial project, that basically-...started around 1980, where there was X amount of scietists working on a secret project, lets call it "Project Return". Then in 2009, Y amount of people were sent to Z planet looking for a new 'Earth' while the X amount of scientits stayed on earth. But this Y amount of people were left forgotten at Z planet since the project was sabotaged back on Earth (2009) (basically all X were k1ll3d). Time passes, LIKE LOADS, and In 03/06/3015, the main character A is born.....

There is loads of details to this, but basically, there is some Egytian/Alien 37 "Spheres" that are used like some type of futuristic fuel but also as the keys to a larger aparatus called "The Gate of Return" that is basically a time travel portal, there is also planet Z that is forgotten by the scientits in 1980 but rediscovered by the main character A in 3037, there's also a strange alien civiliation that madde these spheres because they are made of a new element, there is also time travel in this story, and its all actually a loop... but not a literal one, but a loop of humanity, where humans re-do their mistakes over and over again in diferent universes and time in history.

I have a massivee 34/35 page document on more details and literally LORE on this story, but in general its the description I gave above.

This is a VAGUE and BAD description of my whole story, BUT that's kinda enough since i dont want to share much of it online, for now.

WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR IS ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING YOU HAVE TO OFFER:
Ideas, jokes, theories, beliefs, similarities, real issues, lies-...

Lets be real. In one of oharas old videos he said that luffy was still no were near close to the power needed to actually take down imu and he has g5 his highest form so far.

But also in one of his old vids he said that it feels like the some mythical dfs have their own opinions. Meaning that what if joyboy wasn't the original liberater. What if he used the power of a sealed god from long ago one sealed by a bigger power.

So what if joyboy wasn't actually free and awakened what if he still didn't have the full power of the true liberater.

So what if monkey d luffy still needs the blessing from the former owners of the fruit. As in one of oharas new videos he said that joyboy got his df from Davy Jones the same man who fought the gods.

Hear me out.

We all know the standard backstory of "Mr. Brightside": Brandon Flowers caught his girlfriend cheating at a pub in Vegas, and wrote this ultimate anthem of jealousy. The usual read is that it’s about a guy agonizing over his partner being with another man.

But I was reading through the lyrics recently, and I realized there’s a completely different, much darker way to interpret it: There is no other man. The "other guy" is just a darker, toxic personality taking over the narrator’s own mind.

Think about it as an internal psychological struggle. The narrator is completely disassociated, trapped inside his own mind, watching his own body (the "he") go through the motions. When he says "he's having a smoke," and "now they're going to bed," he’s watching this darker version of himself take the wheel. That's exactly why his stomach is sick and he explicitly admits "it's all in my head," he is a prisoner in his own brain.

This makes the bridge of the song so much more terrifying. When he sings, "I just can't look, it's killing me / And taking control," it isn't just about the pain of watching them. It is literally his toxic alter-ego taking control of his body and his actions. The "good" version of him is suffocating, unable to stop what his darker half is doing.

The lyrics perfectly support this theme of losing yourself to your own internal demons:

Jealousy, turning saints into the sea

Swimming through sick lullabies

Choking on your alibis

But it's just the price I pay

It gives the title "Mr. Brightside" an almost sarcastic, tragic irony. He is trying so desperately to be the "good guy" and look on the bright side, while his darker side burns everything down from the inside out.

Has anyone else ever thought about it this way? Does this change how you hear the song?

TL;DR: The "other guy" taking the girlfriend in Mr. Brightside isn't another person. It's the narrator's own toxic, jealous alter-ego taking control of his body and destroying the relationship, while the original, "good" version of him watches helplessly.