r/ShittySysadmin • u/Performer-Constant • 2d ago

Ok you Shitty Sysadmins

I hope you figured it out by now that the server is real.
Yes it’s wide open
No you can’t break it.
Yes I did fix some things so some commands that didn’t work now work.

Just have fun.
I’m adding more and more everyday.

Also to the individuals that sent the cat vid and the fooseball pics thanks!

One of you is amazing at what you do. Trying to perform lateral movements, I was blown away.

So from one shitty sysadmin to another

Enjoy

Shithead@62.238.47.215

More capture the token games coming soon.

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u/bastrian 2d ago

Looks like a honeypot.

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u/Parking_Media 2d ago

It is, but also could possibly be honest good fun with internet strangers.

Some of us are old enough to remember when the internet was mostly fun.

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u/aprettyparrot 2d ago

Good times

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u/itenginerd 1d ago

There was a time when there were only 33 rules. ah the good old days...

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u/Performer-Constant 2d ago

Maybe it’s just fun

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u/Main_Ambassador_4985 2d ago

Is this a CTF game?

I already have to back patch CentOS using Fable 5.

Edit: CentOS 7

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u/kirashi3 Lord Sysadmin, Protector of the AD Realm 2d ago

I already have to back patch CentOS using Fable 5.

No need to patch it anymore - I just logged into the server and overwrote everything with a VMS-based system that nobody but myself understands. Doing so has effectively prevented side-fumbling of the mainframe without having to purchase the extremely expensive dingle-arm attachment, saving the company thousands of dollars.

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u/SpudzzSomchai ShittySysadmin 2d ago

So you hacked the Gibson?

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u/lazydonovan Suggests the "Right Thing" to do. 2d ago

Does the Gibson have a Tremie Pipe on the intercooler?

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u/Smooth-Zucchini4923 2d ago

Doing so has effectively prevented side-fumbling of the mainframe without having to purchase the extremely expensive dingle-arm attachment, saving the company thousands of dollars.

Lol, are you really going to operate without a dingle arm? Sinusoidal deplenoration is going to vibrate your system to death within a month. Is nobody teaching fundamentals anymore?

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u/iwillbewaiting24601 1d ago

something something retro-encabulator side fumbling

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u/kirashi3 Lord Sysadmin, Protector of the AD Realm 2d ago

Is nobody teaching fundamentals anymore?

Look, IDK maaan. This is just what my SANS rep told me to do, okay?

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u/Performer-Constant 2d ago

It’s posssible

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u/BraveMidnight 1d ago

Please install vi.

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u/Performer-Constant 1d ago

Fine only because it’s very important to you
https://giphy.com/gifs/wrBURfbZmqqXu

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u/BraveMidnight 1d ago

thxs 😊

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u/ysth 1d ago

That was Roger Waters and David Gilmour playing foosball, btw.

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u/Performer-Constant 1d ago

I made it my wall paper thank you so much!
https://giphy.com/gifs/yziuK6WtDFMly