r/ShittySysadmin 20h ago

what is a naming scheme?

I hate the way the old Sysadmin of this company named the Servers

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u/taspeotis 20h ago

Lowercase esse server 7 is triggering me

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u/RemissBasil 20h ago

besides the 5o different nameing schemes here, yes that also bothers me the most

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u/SkullsSkullsSkulls 19h ago

Should be using Pokemon names, like a professional.

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u/RemissBasil 19h ago

exactly, that would have been much easier to differentiate

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u/engy1207 19h ago

Really old school would be greek gods. "Hermes" for mail, "Janus" for Routers, ...

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u/RemissBasil 19h ago

zeus for the UPS? XD

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u/Loveangel1337 DevOps is a cult 16h ago

No, Zeus is DNS, cause he fucks everyone (over).

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u/texcleveland 8h ago

zeus is usually the mail server

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u/Loveangel1337 DevOps is a cult 3h ago

Hermes crying right now wow

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u/SenTedStevens 14h ago

Us older folks named servers after Simpsons characters.

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u/bengerbil 14h ago

Having named nodes in a cluster after godzilla peers (based on what i saw in wikipedia at the time of naming - it subsequently drastically changed layout), i only recommend two things (1) don't use the same starting character twice (2) try to have the names roughly the same length.

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u/Atillion 11h ago

My home domain are all homestarrunner characters lol

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u/ApiceOfToast ShittySysadmin 19h ago

Ah yes. TerminalServer-Server (ts-server)

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u/RemissBasil 19h ago

Its great isnt it, reminds me of chai tea

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u/ApiceOfToast ShittySysadmin 19h ago

Also I've just noticed, there is a DC1 somewhere, right? Otherwise that'd be odd

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u/RemissBasil 19h ago

There, in fact, is not

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u/ApiceOfToast ShittySysadmin 19h ago

Reminds me of some things I built in the past...

I was on DC03 because my first two got destroyed :D

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u/engy1207 19h ago

Just read it as "TerminalService-Server".

But it really should be RDS-Server these days ;-)

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u/ApiceOfToast ShittySysadmin 19h ago

Win-RDS-Host-Gateway-Licence-Server(Standalone RDP for Finance)

If you want the enterprise naming scheme :D

Or you just do RDS01

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u/RemissBasil 18h ago

We normally use shortname of customer + shortname of place where the server is + shortname of what its for + number

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u/ApiceOfToast ShittySysadmin 18h ago

Yeah when I had my first job it was Site/Role/Number

Then I started at an MSP. There it was "whatever sticks" hell running a mail server on a DC... I still get nightmares about it

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u/Pretend_Ease9550 8h ago

I assume print2025 is the new server 2025 print server that has been siting there unused for 6 months while the old print1 server is still running for some unknown reason

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u/RemissBasil 7h ago

That would be correct

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u/yer_muther 16h ago

Our are even less meaningful. It's "more secure" to have gobbledygook names I'm told.

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u/tsittler 16h ago

Someone I know has all their servers named after universities. It doesn’t make any logical sense, especially when I need to quickly locate a DC

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u/frogmicky 17h ago

Trees like Spruce, Orhard, Gypsum, Cherry, Oak, Birch......

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u/dcaldrich 14h ago

Emojii's is the way.

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u/dpwcnd 7h ago

this is the old try different schemes scheme. we all have been there.

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u/thepfy1 8h ago

My current gig used to name servers by cities in the world....

A long time ago, the manager of some NMR spectrometers used to rename some commands so you couldn't use them...

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u/Icy_Conference9095 3h ago

Our naming convention is (first letter of municipality name)(initial for ownership - this is specific and weird because we have some servers that are handled as part of a software contract and don't belong to our IT dept, we use A if it's administered by our team or several other initials for service owned servers, W for water treatment, P for police financially, anyway)(number for iteration of server - is this the first iteration, or has it been replaced?) (initial for server location) then a dash - and then a naming scheme that tells us what its primary use case is. 

So, for example - BA2P-DC01 would be Boston, administered, second version of server, located at police station - DC is a domain controller, 01 is controller one.

It's not pretty, but if you understand the codification it makes administering multiple servers easy to read.

This was updated from the original version that would only use 4 digit numbers after the original four characters - so you'd have BA1P0001 - which told us nothing and led to us having to utilize a spreadsheet just to double check what all their uses were.

You could probably remove the third number out of the system - but it does help facilitate switch overs if you ever have a server that is replaced directly without needing to remove the old system from active directory.

Feel free to rip into this schema, I didn't make it up - only pushed back and improved it from its previous iteration.

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u/barinvon 2h ago

It’s when you plot what names to call the the CIO

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u/merkat106 31m ago

One of our acquisitions has no naming scheme scheme

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u/GarageIntelligent ShittyCloud 2h ago

server 6 is dhcp, make sure u turn it on 1st