Me and the old lady were attending church this last Sunday and this cool cat turned out to be the pastor. It's been our experience that pastors tend to come from Squaresville and are L7, but this cat was preaching the Word and it was real heavy duty. That service was swinging, Daddy-o.

Have mercy on me, and send Lazarus to dip the tip of his finger in water and cool my tongue, for I am in agony in this mugginess.

During the upcoming month the spirits of darkness are in their most powerful forms. For the veil between the carnal and spiritual is at its thinnest. Imagine the witching hour between 3 am and 4 am. But CONSTANT FOR A WHOLE MONTH

Use your discernment for ALL you do. For the spirits of darkness are hiding beneath every shadow. Rebuke those who tell you "Happy Halloween", and pray that the seeds of darkness they lay upon you with such words don't sprout.

In the beginning of the month, the gates of hell will yet stand a chance against the forces of darkness. But as time goes on the stability of the gates loosens. Only for them to be utterly destroyed in the 31 day, letting all hell come loose

You may try to save your DECEIVED loved ones for the first two weeks. But the closer the 31 is, the wiser it is to remain uncontacted with your halloween celebrating "Christian" loved ones. For I've personally witnessed a posession of an entire family a week before the devils holiday.

Pray for your DECEIVED loved ones. So they may lose the scales blocking their eyes, and they may see the evil that is HALLOWEEN

"Hello Jesus, Judas will betray you"

"ܬܘܒܘ ܕܩܪܝܒܐ ܗܝ ܡܠܟܘܬܐ ܕܐܠܗܐ"

"What?"

EVERYTIME I try to *enjoy myself* by sharing the utter foolishness of the nonbeliever with my fellow elect. Some CHILDREN of SATAN comes in and RUINS my "goonshesh* with "facts and logic" blubbering about "strawman" and other silly nonesense

I was hoping to finally find a LIKE-MINDED GOD FEARING PATRIOTIC platform, where i could share my findings regarding how everything in the last year has been GODS justice for this ADULTEROUS GENERATION (Gen Z) outside of the parking ticket I got, which was the WORKINGS OF THE EVIL ONE

Why do we allow atheists to come in and witness what GOD has done for US. If they aren't in the church. THEN WHY THE H E DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS ARE THEY ALLOWED IN THE CIRCLEJERK

I am post-Onanist. The Bible does not speak of masturbation until Onan. There is nothing to suggest the world had fallen so far until Onan discovered his special technique. Wonder what happened to Er...

Jeremiah 13

13 Thus said the Lord to me, “Go and buy yourself a linen loincloth and put it on your loins, but do not dip it in water.” 2 So I bought a loincloth according to the word of the Lord and put it on my loins. 3 And the word of the Lord came to me a second time, saying, 4 “Take the loincloth that you bought and are wearing, and go now to the Euphrates,[a] and hide it there in a cleft of the rock.” 5 So I went and hid it by the Euphrates,[b] as the Lord commanded me. 6 And after many days the Lord said to me, “Go now to the Euphrates,[c] and take from there the loincloth that I commanded you to hide there.” 7 Then I went to the Euphrates[d] and dug, and I took the loincloth from the place where I had hidden it. But now the loincloth was ruined; it was good for nothing.

I think the Social Security Administration deservers more respect. They have an enormous and incredibly complex job, and need to serve millions and millions of people, some of whom aren't even literate.

How can I break these 'Soul (2020) ties'?

Unfortunately these Sisyphean tortures of endlessly repetitive Liam Neeson, Tom Cruise, and Keanu Reeves films endure, plus it looks like they want to roll that Better Call Saul guy that almost died of a heart attack up the hill for a few more runs. Could this be purgatory, or is that just wishful thinking?

Maybe God can make an exception to EA games because they are the videogame equivalent of the antichrist

I think he was supercharged by the Holy Spirit because he shocked me. Did he cast out a demon?

Alot of people tend to say "Christ is coming soon". Yet they all give a variety of differing times. We need another Nicean Council for these issues

(that this exists is sad but also amazing /unhug)

I'm a conservative and traditionalist. I believe that video should be shot horizontally and that portrait mode is a sign of the end times. It is worldly and unbiblical: we know that Gamaliel only shot landscape.

Men in my church are encouraged to always make whatever gets clicks, including clickbait titles, and misleading thumbnails. They are encouraged to be beholden to the whims of the algorithm, instead of traditional film formats and aestetic values.

I don't want to start a witch hunt but I heard one of the mods might be a witch. Or it could be a user.

/unhug this is an actual ad I get on YouTube all the time. They might want to reconsider cutting off the caption mid-sentence... It's "God doesn't care if you're mad or angry".

"Paul Goodman" is just his Greek name, he didn't change his name, but remember, if you sin, better call Jesus!

I've been so inspired by reading deconstruction stories of people who encountered the real Jesus after spending years in cynical, destructive, weaponized Christianity. Problem is, I'm feeling left out, since I've only belonged to thoughtful, well-informed, humane, loving churches all along. Where can I go to experience soul-crushing disillusionment that Jesus can later rescue me from by encountering me afresh in surprising ways?

There is no before, and there is no now. There is only the (non)moment which disguises the spatiotemporal rupture that is the a/theist (un)god

DUH! 🙄🙄🙄

... then inscribe it into clay tablets and bury them deep under the southern Mesopotamian floodplain.

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