r/SipsTea • u/warrenmax12 • 19h ago

Chugging tea 2026 in a nutshell

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u/PESSIMISTIC_P4STA 19h ago

Meteor's name will be Meteor of America

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u/Bourriks 15h ago

WIll it create a second Gulf of America ?

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u/SJSquishmeister 15h ago

It'll definitely make America better.

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u/PESSIMISTIC_P4STA 15h ago

Just look at all the jobs it will make by killing everyone

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u/Bourriks 14h ago

Yay !! A new beach !

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u/MrOnlineToughGuy 7h ago

That’s America’s meteor!

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u/MaximumEffort433 19h ago edited 18h ago

On the one hand it would mean the end of humanity, which might be a worthy goal, on the other hand it would mean the end of frogs, and I'm quite fond of frogs.

Ehh.... I don't know. Could we at least aim it at my house?

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u/Pinksamuraiiiii 18h ago

you like frogs? What about turtles 🐢

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u/0202_tihssitidder 16h ago

Turtles and gators and sharks so the Chicxulub meteor and said "meh". 100 million years is a very long time. Humans won't last 200,000.

"Humans are weak bitches."

-- Turtles

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u/RageBaiter678 18h ago

No, you selfish fuck !!

I want it aimed at my house

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u/MaximumEffort433 18h ago

Wanna be roommates for the end of the world?

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste 18h ago

Is there any fucking going on?

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u/Zealousideal-Arm6148 18h ago

i will bring the apple juice

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u/NeoNova9 16h ago

Great video .

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u/0202_tihssitidder 16h ago

Remember: 2027 will be even worse than 2026.

Enjoy.

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u/m0rg76 8h ago

I hate you for being right

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 18h ago

Man

I

Love

Frogs

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u/jeffismybaby 16h ago

Is your house white?

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u/Mountain-Discount161 11h ago

One of the best things about living in DC. If the US gets nuked, I probably die really early on.

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u/SereneOrbit 18h ago

You know..... I think we were too hard on Ultron when he was awakened, saw all of human stupidity, and immediatly decided that the human experiment was a failure....

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u/Specific_Ordinary499 11h ago

Spent 5 minutes on the internet and decided we had to go

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u/ChampionAggressive20 5h ago

Honestly, same

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u/chased_by_bees 5h ago

He didn't want everyone to die though. He wanted to evolve them. He was looking for a 1-2% survival rate. Sick stuff, but he wanted all the superheroes to exclusively have babies.

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u/Prize_Ostrich7605 18h ago

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 17h ago

Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves

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u/TheVoiceOfScience 17h ago

Learn to swim!

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u/dabeda1 11h ago

Sure could use a vacation

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u/eightdirt 17h ago

So a comet will become a meteor? When?

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u/LucasMoreiraBR 10h ago

Could be when a fire becomes a blaze

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u/Frumplefugly 19h ago

I'm ready, take me out

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u/ateiii 18h ago

 Stand right on the target mark, don't let the rest of us take all the glory.

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u/Marcysdad 17h ago

I'm bringing the lawn chairs, weed and beers for the show

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u/Canon_M50 18h ago

I think it'd be fantastic to know the exact date of my death.

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u/funakifan 18h ago

Just don't look up

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u/LimitFuture6629 17h ago

Honestly… BRING IT!

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u/Adidasboy07 18h ago

Just let it happen atp

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u/ObsessiveOwl 16h ago

"I don't want to live in this world anymore but I want everyone to die with me"

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u/M00NSW0RD 12h ago

Sephiroth loves this post.

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u/Superflyt56 8h ago

The movie Don't look up would unfold exactly as the film did no doubt.

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u/jennmuhlholland 18h ago

Dumb. No tea sipping here. Just plain low effort post.

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u/AdFalse375 18h ago

If it was 2019, people would’ve made the same exact meme except the years would be “2012” and “2019” 😂

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u/Mamonskis 16h ago

The 2029 one?

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u/Beautiful_Rip_7023 15h ago

Should we start a political campaign for Meteor 2028?

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u/octahexxer 15h ago

Well we didn't build thousand upon thousand of nukes not to use them. Capitalism is a death cult. 

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u/Good_Analysis9789 12h ago

Lol reverse ethnocentrism is hilarious

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u/trebor9669 12h ago

Please hit lsraeI 🙏🏻

I know the whole world would be doomed, but still.

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u/AceBean27 11h ago

Jeez that's moving slowly.

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u/The_Dynasty_Warrior 8h ago

Straight to the Epstein-trump office plz

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u/Tandysaurus 7h ago

2015 was the last decent year. We're still living through Harambe's curse.

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u/K3vin_Norton 6h ago

People have been begging to get Majora'd since at least 2015

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u/Cabbage_Vendor 6h ago

Just because your country is shit, doesn't mean the entire world needs to end.

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u/rainorshinedogs 5h ago

Don't Look Up had taught me that no matter what, somebody is gonna take advantage of it politically

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u/tiredofthisnow7 3h ago

2001 but, yeah.

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u/AdCheap8058 18h ago

Wait till you guys learn about.... Pretty much any history.

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u/Eastp0int 19h ago

you thought this one was gonna be a banger huh

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u/AbrumVonAbrak 18h ago

2029 it gets to happen for real. That'll be fun.👍

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u/Acrobatic-Cheetah230 15h ago

Apocripha has such a nice warm fuzzy name, doesnt it?

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u/Ziodyne967 18h ago

I’m ready. How about you?

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u/safetaco 18h ago

Definitely doesn’t seem so bad anymore ☄️

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u/LordHelmet47 14h ago

Nah, according to all this predictors out there 2027 is supposed to be the year where everything changes.

Aliens make contact

Our lives change for the better in some ways.

New ways of communication where they teach us telepathy to one another.

All power sources will be new and innovative and free.

Cleaner environment

Unity within nations.

And all a bunch of horse shit that I'll be glad when 2027 is over and they come up with yet another year for all this bullshit.

Y2k 2012 2027 so done..... Just stfu already assholes.

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u/suciocadillac 12h ago

After 2027 the next bullshit year is 2032

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u/AzraelleWormser 14h ago

We deserve it. Bring it on.

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u/sulkee 14h ago

Of course a human would think every innocent species deserves to go extinct if humans can’t be around as well.

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u/AzraelleWormser 14h ago

I stand corrected. You deserve it a little more.