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u/General_Variation_96 Black Cat 12h ago
Ah yes, Palatir Parker
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u/SolaireFlair117 8h ago
It's still a little too on the fucking nose that Palantir named themselves after omniscient crystal ball towers from LotR that were literally used for surveillance of the realm.
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u/GoodKing0 5h ago
Parker Industries FIRST project the second Peter comes back being trying to build a FOR PROFIT PRISON with zero Scrutiny or introspection on why that's FUCKED will never let that dogshit story arc EVER beat the allegations.
Side note just how unemployable would Peter realistically be? He doctored photographs he tried to sell the Buggle once to help JJJ (JJJ Publicly denounces him the SECOND he realised), he is accused of Vibe Coding recently, he is LITERALLY Elizabeth Holmes as a guy when it comes to Parker Industries, he technically plagiarised his doctorate due to Superior, hell even after all that man has a reputation for being unreliable, often tardy and ready to take a arm if you give him a finger according to both the school he worked at and horizon labs.
That man is, realistically, NEVER getting employed outside of major nepotism hire EVER.
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u/TheTitanOfSirens1959 2h ago
I still just think it's wild that he's not one of the most famous people in the world even outside of his Spider-Manning. Imagine if Bill Gates went bankrupt overnight, then started dating Scarlett Johansson, after adoptive mother almost married Albert Einstein, who was later revealed to be a mass murderer. You going to tell me you wouldn't recognize him on the street?
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u/yourmamaistheproblem 11h ago
I don't know if this is OC or not, but this is pretty damn good. Thanks
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u/contraflop01 Spider-Girl 10h ago
I have a feeling this is Parker Industries Peter but idk If this is Otto or Peter
My bet is on Otto cuz i dont think Peter would have the heart to make cash out of Uncle Ben's quote
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u/xlnc2608 9h ago
It's Amazing Spider-Man #1 by Dan Slott. Post secret wars Peter getting back into his own body he's managing the company. With Otto-Peter's fiance.
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u/WassupFrankHere 6h ago
Just another classic Spider-Man adventures, am i right? Who couldn't relate to being bodyswapped, waking up back in your body as the CEO of a multibillion company and somehow managing to fuck it up big time in just one issue? /s
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