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Every Bret Hart Interview. Source : Kylefieldscomedy

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u/Crissxfire 6h ago edited 5h ago

Sister Act bit got me good

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u/RedKryptnyt 5h ago

Im a bret hart mark, and this killed me lol

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u/JessonBI89 6h ago

Bret Hart is like the Metallica of wrestling. You love his work, you respect his legacy, but it's just so fun to snark on him that you can't help yourself.

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u/Mud-Bray 5h ago

I think Bret is fine in this case as it causes people to think of ways to complain about Bill Goldberg

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u/El_bearded_polarbear 5h ago edited 4h ago

So question as a casual Metallica fan not totally family with the lore is all the snark they get just aimed at James and Lars or do people also snark on Kirk and Rob ?

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u/JessonBI89 5h ago

That's Kirk. And, no, not so much. Kirk is the most normal guy in the group, and Rob's just happy to be involved.

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u/Katzington2319 5h ago

It's mostly Lars. He revealed his inner bitch when Napster was still a thing, and he isn't a good enough drummer to warrant his ego, so he gets ripped on constantly 

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u/ComradeSuperman 4h ago

Except Lars was totally correct on the Napster thing. Metallica produces a product, their music. If you want to consume that product, you pay for it with money. You aren't entitled to that product for free.

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u/Olacarn 1h ago

While in premise, he is right about protecting their music but that Napster was just a symptom of the disease that is the music production industry. Piracy PLUMMETED when Spotify and other streaming services made it easier to access music. Gaben has ALWAYS been right about this. Guess how piracy is doing now that people are not liking Spotify is doing (not giving a fair share to music artists, CEO funding paramilitary activities, etc).

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u/X-Budd 2h ago

Kirk's solos often get accused of being simplistic or repetitive or lesser than Y-Y-Z guitar player.

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u/Satinsbestfriend Your Text Here 3h ago

He takes himself VERY seriously. Thats good and bad, the story from Scott hall where he was over at Bret, and bret had a huge painting of himself above the mantle is one of my favorite. Or as Nash said "his dad is stu hart of course he took wrestling seriously" im paraphrasing

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u/Broad_Economics_931 1h ago

*Dave Mustaine

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u/chodeblower 3h ago

Good comparison, just like WCW Bret everything after Justice is ass

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u/Codc FREAKS AND PEAKS 3h ago

except Metallica (including Lars) have softened up over the years while Bret just turned his bitterness to 11

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u/TraditionAcademic968 5h ago

That Home Alone shit is hilarious

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u/machoqueen88 5h ago

I need this but for all of hogans lies let's go

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u/Rspies Who Can Stop The Path of Cage 5h ago

Same guy does videos where he does a Hogan impression and lists off absurd stuff Hulk would have said

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u/SortaFunny599 Ooooooo Psychedelic! 1h ago edited 1h ago

"I gave Belushi the lethal dose"

"I told Ritchie Valens to pick tails"

I've been following Kyle since December and always look forward to his videos especially his Bret Hart vids where he just rips into Goldberg.

There was one bit he did where "Bret" picked up a copy of the Gun video game and said "GUN, that's the only way I'd get back in the ring with Bill Goldberg"

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u/stups317 4h ago

He has a bunch of those. They are as good as you hope they would be.

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u/chandlermarlowe 6h ago

The Summerslam

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u/Temporary-Ad9615 6h ago

Needs more Bill Goldberg

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u/Iginlas_4head_Crease 4h ago edited 4h ago

Needs more bret isms

"The guy couldn't ______ to save his life"

"hes a total phony"

"He'll smile in your face and stab you in the back"

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u/dutchmetalhead17 5h ago

The fucking land mine bit got me

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u/TheEndless89 5h ago

The Zodiac bit is perfect.

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u/Zenkikid 4h ago

“Shawn and Vince liked to go get ice cream and come back with one cone”

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u/patrickwithtraffic Worst Member Of The Authority 5h ago

As somebody currently listening to Bret Hart narrate his autobiography, this hits really well for me

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u/BoldRoller421 4h ago

Sister Act. Jesus Christ.

Literally, I guess.

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u/Rspies Who Can Stop The Path of Cage 5h ago

This dude’s Bret impressions always kill me tbh just like Bill Goldberg almost killed Bret Hart

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u/BeautyDuwang 5h ago

On accident and apologized for it

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u/blizzard-op 4h ago

The leapfrog one got me lol

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u/AcientMullets 2h ago

Definitely recommend his Hogan videos to anyone who hasn’t seen them. Even some of my friends who don’t care about wrestling think they’re fun.

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u/JoltikElectricBug 5h ago

we've all been there

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u/CrimsonOOmpa 5h ago

I thought this was Owen Wilson for the first 10 seconds.

https://giphy.com/gifs/OC4iJ0HixIQHIdL2f3

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u/jcwkings 2h ago

That stinkin hyena Stone Cold

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u/Modders14 1h ago

Billgo Berg