Since when is stand up supposed to be balanced?

[u/SammyKObeid]

[u/XZPUMAZX]

I don’t want my next president to be a pedophile.

The fact we all can’t agree on that point is insane.

[u/oneinchhard01 → u/XZPUMAZX]

I know it's literally insane

[u/The_Leafblower_Guy → u/oneinchhard01]

He falls asleep and shits his pants all day

[u/3aerows → u/XZPUMAZX]

I dont want (especially) my current president. I also dont want anyone to be a pedophile in general. They should be tied and quartered if they touch a kid.

[u/ItsASecret1]

One has no neck 💀💀💀

[u/MaadMaanMaatt → u/ItsASecret1]

Some necks have a hole at the top, one neck has a hole in the side. Balance

[u/oneinchhard01 → u/MaadMaanMaatt]

You have to have balance...or you get ants and nobody wants ants.

[u/just_nobodys_opinion]

Why should a content provider be responsible to cater to exactly what you want to ingest? You have full autonomy to tailor your input. If you want balance, tune in to Fox Entertainment after the show.

[u/MC_Minnow → u/just_nobodys_opinion]

Fr, his mom needs to wise up.

[u/HomemPassaro]

You want balance, you go to a yoga class, not stand up

[u/Sad_Gain_2372]

Well, it's true, you are very intelligent.

Love, Mum

[u/Expensive_Cheetah820]

She would have been an excellent president. Ten million times better than the pedo.

[u/Wrong_Experience_420 → u/Expensive_Cheetah820]

Even if not excellent still less worse

[u/I3adIVIonkey]

Wouldn't have bitched if the whole content would've been bad right wing jokes.

[u/Apptubrutae]

I came to jokingly post “when is the Albuquerque date?” and then I saw there actually was one, lol

[u/midz411]

Maybe there's too many clowns balancing fascism with sense.

Balance the right wing brain chemicals first.

[u/EtherGorilla]

Sammy is the best. Never change.

[u/PineapplePiazzas]

All the text and pictures on the screen just wants me to skip the clip as its this adhd driven media.

I guess thats the idea and media is now separated into those who just likes focus and those who dont?

[u/Stuf404 → u/PineapplePiazzas]

Close your eyes bro

[u/FXHNT_Steve]

Ironically all the audio is panned to the left in this video.

[u/cdazzo1]

He's not wrong...but was there a joke in there?

[u/YoComoPizza]

No neck 💀💀💀

Followed! That was great

[u/blind_roomba]

First video of this guy I actually liked

[u/Moj_R35]

Ur fucking awesome
Loved u live in DC

[u/3aerows → u/Moj_R35]

Whats his name? Id love to see him

[u/ripley1875 → u/3aerows]

Sammy Obeid

[u/ctothel]

Damn all the way to Sydney but NZ doesn’t get any love 😔

[u/WhataboutBombvoyage]

Can't support this guy anymore, he's too anti-giraffe for my taste

/s