If I could genuinely live my life to its fullest without anyone else I would. All people do is disappoint you but alas I happen to be a hopeless romantic and hopeless “friendmantic”. In a perfect world it’d be me, food and a whole lot of weed and ice creammmmmm and this sub but then you guys are people so maybe I just disproved myself unless you guys aren’t people but just a simulation, are you guys a simulation

Edit- I’ve had Reddit for like a month now and I can confirm this is the best sub on here and stonerfoods, stobsrs are the best people on earth

How do I stop the high from going higher. I don't want it to go higher. I'm not Goku. I don't wanna to Super Saiyan Green

Had this insanely mind blowing realization today when looking at YouTube video thumbnails and seeing their length and realized it’s not just an expression, That’s how much it costs to watch it out of your time. And U only got so much so u really payin’ ‘em up’ if the video is garbage. That’s how the like/dislike feature comes in Clutchh i guess…

Just got a dry herb vape and loving it

So a pizza shop but instead of ordering pizza you order a chef to make your pizza. Each chef gets paid based off how many pizzas they sell and they need to change the pizza topping weekly

Do you say W? OR do you say double u?

I found lost splendor at the library and this guy who killed rasputin is off just living his best life at Oxford. And his family has all the money in Russia. They have Like 4 bigass houses and everything.

If we get cold …. Why did we evolve to be hairless?
My little sister’s question

Why do I kind of hope they do LMAO

I’ll start: Cleopatra lived closer to the invention of the iPhone than the construction of the Egyptian pyramids.

I do both

Are they coming towards you? At you? On you? Around you? In you? With you? For you?

found in another subbreddit

i wish something so incredibly corny i had to post it. i wish instead of the world wars in the last like 130 years we had instead focused on science and health. the only army today should be disaster rescue armies. there that is my wish. fight cancer not each other. fight poverty not border lines.

I just got out of a long-term relationship (ten years) about a year ago. Around that time I picked up a nicotine habit that kinda grew a bit out of control. Today, I finally gave my number to a girl who's been on my mind that I've started vibing with.

I'm terrified. I haven't asked anyone out or been on a first date in over 10 years. I don't know what I'm doing and I feel clumsy. But I decided it's only going to get harder to get back out there the longer I avoid it. And I'm pretty into this girl, so it feels like nows the right time. Which is why I've also decided to make a commitment to myself that if she does end up texting me, that will be my last day of nicotine. This habit may have helped get me through a rough time, but it's time to let it go and be the kind of person I want to be.

Every now and then throughout the show I'll remember that he sees people as like literal meat suits instead of their outside skin because his vision. And then I'm like ewww lol but the show is so funny and good!

Especially red grapes.

https://youtu.be/fdP-zeNxvVQ?is=C38m4Ck44nZ9kTfV

1. Kipo. Its about a world where humans mutate animals to give them super intel. Its child friendly. It's also PROPERLY WOKE. For example, one of the MC is gay. However when it comes up, that's it. Oh your gay? Cool. No over the top gay shit. Just it's okay to gay. He gets a boyfriend later on but besides fromo that, theres no storyline about being gay or none of that. Which is really refreshing because it shows you can write woke shit without being annoying about it. Another selling point is, this show is about trying to keep your humanity in a world that trys to take it away from you.

2. Ooku Inner Chambers. This one is HEAVY its about old school japan but a virius hits Japan that makes all young men under the age of 21 getting sick and ill. Forcing all men to be sheltered inside the house and forcing women to do all the work. Men are now extremly vauled for their seed. Which makes women pay money to have sex with men in hopes to getting pregant to continue their family line. You would think this would be border line hentai but it actually hits on the importance of family, poverty, and more heavy subjects. Not only that but it also talks about higher class as well and what they had to do to prevent other countries from knowing most of the men are dead. Very fun watch each episode is a "omfg no they didnt"

3. My happy Marriage. This is a anime about a woman who is beinig abused by her family. And marries a rich man and is being taken care of slowly getting her life back. Each episode builds something to the world that you orginally didnt know was a thing. Its a very slow show but also its amazing to watch. If you watch this show watch the first 3 episodes before throwing in the towel.

4. This one is on Hulu but if u just want to watch something fun I recommend SandLand. Gives early 2000's ceral and cartoon vibes. Brings back the good old saturday morning cartoon vibes.

5. Back to Netflix The Grimm Variations. This is a anime about old school classics like little red ridding hood stories like that written in a different way and having a twist. Personally I liked the way it started but hated how it finished. Got to weird. Still fun to watch until its not

6. Death Parade. This is a anime about the judgement if someone goes to heaven or hell. They judge each person by forcing two people to play a death game. Where gaining or lossing points can cause a lot of pain to the other or themselves.