r/ThatsInsane • u/Brilliant_Spinach132 • 1d ago
Carnage ensues as skateboarders try to skate down a long hill
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u/kempff 1d ago
"OOOOUGH! OOOOUGH! NO WAY! OUUUGH!"
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u/spike11552 1d ago
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u/TowJamnEarl 1d ago
We need a medic!!!!
I hope one of them was...I'd doubt their sobriety though.
Twist his dick..that'll turn him right back on
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u/Diogenes256 1d ago
I hate to say, I laughed at that one pretty good. Like theres an ambulance prepped and ready.
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u/mrfoodmehng 23h ago
Dude so did I (not trying to be a dick, realize some real injuries going down here)
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u/DontBotherNoResponse 20h ago
Whoa whoa whoa! What do you think you're doing?! It's "righty tighty"
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u/PlayerOne2016 23h ago
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u/saladmunch2 21h ago
He didnt know it but his whole life up until that point, every thing he had done and worked so hard for in life was for this one specific moment and snapshot in time.
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u/VoteForGiantMeteor 1d ago
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u/Puzzleheaded-Cow6917 22h ago
I forgot the subreddit for this scorpion something lol.
Edit: r/fullscorpion
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u/darksideofmyown 1d ago
Ooooooh that must've...! OUT OF MY SIGHT! OOOHW!
ok ok who of you guys is that
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u/silverace00 1d ago
No way! How could this super dangerous activity with no safety precautions do this to us?!!
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u/Zofia-Bosak 1d ago
I have an image of the guy eating a pizza while he was saying this.
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u/Fine_Marsupial_2964 22h ago
In my mind, it’s a burrito, and beans started flying out of his moustache when the carnage started and he began yelling.
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u/SushiSlushies 1d ago
Not a helmet to be seen anywhere, as nature intended.
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u/Japsai 1d ago
All the dudes wandering about looking confused at the end. "How could this have happened?"
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u/stryker511 1d ago
It’s ALL gravities fault, someone should do something about that…
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u/jaxxon 1d ago
"NO WAAAAYYYY!!!" ... like, really? There's no way such idiocy could result in injury (or death?).
This is like a "cooler" version of those street takeover videos. Equally as stupid, but skate rat people ...so, cool?
Now I'm wondering about other groups and similar stupidity, realizing that it's wildly common that stupid humans get together in groups and do stupid things.
No way!
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u/toopc 21h ago
Equally as stupid [as a street takeover]
It's not that stupid. Cops aren't going to show up and arrest you, bystanders aren't hurt or killed, and the public isn't inconvenienced. This is about as stupid as someone getting a concussion while playing football.
I've skateboarded down hills like that before, difference was I had plenty of room. Room to power slide, room to see and avoid obstacles. I still fell, it still hurt, but that's part of skateboarding.
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u/Formal_Appearance_16 1d ago
I'm not the biggest safety person but even I was a little surprised by that.
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u/johnsonfromsconsin 1d ago
I became one after seeing brain come out of a head after a guy went into gravel and fell off his motorcycle at like 10 miles an hour.
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u/kasst_kast 1d ago
Me neither but at an event like this I would assume it was standard. Mandatory even. But no, apparently not.
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u/ledgeitpro 1d ago
Street skating and helmets have surprisingly never really been a thing, even the best skaters say no to helmets. I dont get it but it do be like that
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u/Sullyville 20h ago
Traumatic Brain Injury can leave you brain dead and then your parents will agonize over two weeks before they decide to donate your organs. Circle of life. Circle of laughs.
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u/GreyDaveNZ 1d ago
Yeah, but at least in every other way, they're all following the skater dress code.
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u/Jade_lulu3 1d ago
Yellow dude gone
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u/socks 1d ago
Serious concussion at :13
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u/ScottyMo1 1d ago
Yellow dude’s head randomly landing on other bro’s right foot/shoe might’ve saved yellow dude’s life
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u/itzTHATgai 1d ago
Some random guy's shoe over concrete, any day.
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u/MFDOOMscrolling 23h ago
man that shoe literally saved his life. I didn't even notice it at first I thought he was finished
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u/TraumahawkS76C 1d ago
Yeah that other dude might’ve kneed him in the top of the skull if he kept rolling out
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u/chodeboi 1d ago
Crazy. I got absolutely ridiculed by snow kiddos last time I was on a mountain:
“HELMET ON, OLD MAN!!”
“PROTECT YOUR HEAD, IDIOT!!”
Also towards my wife.
I guess these skaters haven’t got the memo yet
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u/MeisterX 1d ago
Some lady was at an ice rink where I was teaching my daughter and I tried really kindly to suggest she wear a helmet. She was kinda rude about it so I let it go obviously.
She ate it not 30 seconds later CRACK...
I mean seriously it's the easiest thing.
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u/CariniFluff 1d ago edited 1d ago
I was snowboarding about 10 years ago (mid 30s at the time) and ate it while we were racing to the bottom to take a break and get food/beer. I hit my head so hard I was puking the rest of the day and was still seeing three traffic lights where there was only one on the drive home. In hindsight I probably should have gone to get a CT scan or something, but either way, I'm never riding without a helmet again. It probably saved my life two winters ago when I had to bail because someone was crashed on the otherside of a jump (had been laying there for so long that no one knew they were there) and ended up going into the trees to avoid him.
Wear your helmets guys and girls. It's not cool to ride or skate without one.
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u/MisterDonkey 1d ago
It's cool enough riding without a helmet.
But it's severely uncool to be drooling on yourself and needing diaper changes for the rest of your life.
So I like the helmet option.
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u/babyBear83 19h ago
You absolutely had a concussion. The vomiting sounds like it was pretty severe.
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u/Ph00k4 1d ago
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u/SectorZed 23h ago
I actually think he ate some of the blow. Huge props to him even if just an effort
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u/heatherledge 1d ago
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u/markevens 23h ago edited 22h ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cX-YXo0RGHM
Nice, here's 17 minutes of it
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u/porterglass 1d ago
Why have skateboarders still not embraced the helmet as important and not lame?
I feel like snowboarding used to be like that but then pretty much everyone wised up.
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u/csbsju_guyyy 1d ago
You have Tony Hawk that is arguably the GOAT skateboarder and he consistently wore (and wears?) tons of gear. Why these mental giants don't try to emulate him makes me think they all already have brain damage
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u/WeirdURL 1d ago
Vert skaters (like Tony Hawk) have always worn gear. Street skaters for the most part don’t whether you agree with it or not. There is one street skater who is famous and wears helmets. Not everyone who takes risks is brain damaged or stupid.
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u/porterglass 1d ago
That’s true. It kinda makes sense if you’re just hitting a small street spot. Doing this without seems crazy but I was dumb as a teenager as well.
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u/OldinMcgroyn 1d ago
Because ones that dont succeed become brain damaged or stupid. Luck is just as big a roll here as skill believe it or not.
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u/rowpdx 1d ago
It's actually more comfortable to wear a helmet while snowboarding (as opposed to just a hat). It keeps your head warm and holds your goggles so that they're not squeezing your head. It's a much better windbreaker than a hat. I used to ride without a helmet but was instantly converted when I tried one on for the first time.
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u/MelancholyPlayground 18h ago
"Everytime I see some kid wearing a bicycle helmet, I wanna smack the shit out of him. You know, like for his own good."
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u/Herlihy-Boy 1d ago
Guy at 16 seconds on the left used his skateboarding skills to jump over the guy.
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u/imaroweboat 17h ago
The guy right before him that dove into a forward role was just as impressive, then that happened and I was like damn these are some athletes
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u/blizzywolf122 1d ago
Why do skateboarders never wear helmets? Do they want brain damage?
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u/itBeLikeThatSumtymes 1d ago
Damn I hope everyone is ok. Does anyone have an update on their conditions?
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u/EuphemisticallyBG 1d ago
Watched it x times with every time focusing on a different dudes demise. Priceless
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u/elidoan 1d ago
Jumping skills of silent bob at 0:17 are super impressive. Really good reflexes to dodge that.
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u/esauis 1d ago
Tick Ditch Death Race a couple years ago… first dude who is faceplanted unconscious was placed in a med induced coma, not sure if he survived.
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u/prince-of-dweebs 1d ago
We need more comments about the lack of helmets.
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u/little_traveler 1d ago
A full 10 seconds passed of the plaid shirt person with the long hair laying down cold not moving before anyone checked on them. What a bunch of idiots
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u/theshoeshiner84 23h ago
Its crazy how the apparent severity of the impact doesnt always coincide with injury. Some of those guys just walk away after getting catapulted and others look fucking dead.
Acceleration is a hell of a thing.
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u/OpeningZebra1670 20h ago
The guy with the ski hat, energy drink, and skateboard is on his way to the guy calling for a medic. Everything will be ok!
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u/inbetweenoverunder 16h ago
Everyone keeps hating on them for not wearing helmets like oh they’re too cool for it blah blah blah yet the event itself, tick ditch death race, is historically helmetless. That’s the point. I mean it’s not very intelligent and it almost flagrant in its disregard for human life but like that’s what it’s all about man. Skate or die man. Skate AND die man, it’s all rolled into one, rolled like your battered body
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u/CBRyder929 11h ago
No way? They’re going down a long hill increasing speed with no way to slow down effectively and no one is wearing any protection. This is expected and so predictable.
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u/Stanarchy93 1d ago
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u/cleeeland 16h ago
Used his skatey senses to ollie dude’s legs like a pro
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u/Stanarchy93 6h ago
I’m a lifelong skater (21 years now) and I’ve never heard skatey senses before but that’s incredible. You’re right though it was totally an Ollie out of habit.
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u/RoryMcIlroysJudgment 1d ago
Dude in the flannel laying there like he was running full speed and a sniper got him
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u/jfp1992 1d ago
Obviously not these guys, but Tony hawk did great work getting kids to wear helmets
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u/jwccs46 1d ago
Andy anderson always wears a helmet too.
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u/Floggered 1d ago
Meanwhile, we've got Nyjah Huston chilling with a fractured skull and fractured eye socket after eating shit on a handrail. Crazy how people sleep on protective gear.
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u/GrandmaJR 1d ago
What the helmet?!
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u/Hairy_is_the_Hirsute 1d ago
When I snowboarded I would always wear a helmet. Other "knuckle draggers" would snicker and whatnot, but I didn't care.
Then, I went with a friend on a night that didn't have the best conditions.The fried was not wearing a helmet bc it didn't match their "fit". Friend's dad had driven us there. First lift ride to the top, and there was a patch of ice at the dismount... Well, both of us went down and smacked the back of our heads. Guess who wanted to go home right away, and guess who had a headache but no head injury?
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u/xenobit_pendragon 1d ago
If you had a headache you probably did have a head injury. Helmets are great but smacking your head hard on ice doesn't stop your brain from bouncing around in your gourd. Glad it wasn't worse for either of you though.
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u/FluffyDiscipline 1d ago
Nice few head injuries... heres hoping they are all ok
and maybe next time wear a helmet
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u/queuedUp 1d ago
How many times does it have to happen for this dude to really there clearly is a way
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u/Accomplished_Crew630 1d ago
This happened to me once. We wore helmets tho for the most part. You feel OK for about 30 seconds until you see the road burns... Then it's immediate and excruciating pain.
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u/HobartGum 1d ago
There was no possible way they could have predicted this would go so horribly horribly wrong
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u/DingbatMcgeee 22h ago
These people wear helmets on the bus to school but take them off when actually needed
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u/Morgentau7 13h ago
No safety precautions, no helmets, no track-team, no warning-wests, no nothing. Why do many alternative communities just give a fk about these standards? Are safety standards uncool?
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u/Ok-Swimming8024 1d ago
"Yo we need a medic" like they're in ww2 or something
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u/heatherledge 1d ago
We have medics at music festivals and people call for a medic if someone goes down
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u/Gregagonation 1d ago
How many people died here?
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u/heatherledge 22h ago
I’m shocked the guy at the back survived. At least for a minute. The YouTube video has a shot of him sitting up and bleeding from the head.
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u/GearEd17 1d ago
I know, helmets are not cool but maybe just maybe they would of been a good idea in this situation











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u/WordDisastrous7633 1d ago
Props to guy in the bright orange for letting his body eat pavement so that his beer didnt have to.