I don't know how the hell this found me, but here it is. Exactly what you would expect from them, too.

Something happened, the dick show is having a hard time booking news girls. Dick leaks gta 6 news.

Intro theme is played 11 minutes into the show

Dick regaled the audience with the story of his journey in an uber. He didn’t like that the driver had the audio navigation on. Johnny also had an Uber experience, the driver listened to religious radio.

80’s mom got permanent jewelry.

D&J are saddened by Dolly Parton’s passing. Dick admitted to jerking it to breast reduction surgery pictures, but just the before pictures.

The guy who voiced Optimus Prime died

They started to review gta 6 again but my lunch break is over, that’s the first 30 minutes of TDS

I was listening to episode 24 of the original BPITU, and when they're talking about Halloween costumes, Maddox mentioned that one year he went as Dracula. When asked by Dick "how did you assemble this garbage", Maddox replied he was wearing:

1) A cowboy hat (Oxmadd)
2) A blond wig (Madilock)
3) Vampire teeth (Draculox)

My guess is he didn't mention the banana up his butt.

Chapter Road Rage.

Coincidence??

#1 - Hoy shit.....this guy called with all this advice, and said a whole lot of NOTHING in over 6 minutes of voicemails. VM Rating: 1.5/10 (don't ever call again, dude)

#2 - This rage was human clocks (people at work announcing "it's 4pm. Almost time to go home!"). I don't mind this as I actually need more time to do my job cuz I got so much shit to do. Short voicemail, kinda ass call quality, and I don't agree with said rage. VM Rating: 7.5/10

#3 - His rage was saying "de-thaw". Actually pretty good rage and once of the shortest voicemails. VM Rating: 9.5/10 (this guy thaws)

#4 - His rage was "Slippery slope of fat women". Some shit about YTs talking about women's weight. This dude lives in China tho so you know he's not seeing many big uggos other there. Who cares about what The Critical Drinker says if it isn't about film or tv

They didn't play my voicemail asking for more AI Shawn bot. Assholes

Whatever happened to dick's man aka Steve aka the king of weed?

Dick just throws his old printers off the deck. He has a seaman printer.

Dick had a bad week, he’s going to madcucks for lighting advice.

7 minutes dick and Johnny start shit talking. Not to be outdone by Vito, dick attempted to get a news girl. It didn’t work out but it’s the thought that counts.

After cleaning baby shit dick was in the mood for a bean and cheese burrito.

The first 15 minutes of the show is baby talk. Dick ate toast with barf on it.

Dick called ice on the guy who made his burrito.

20 minutes dick watched a movie, he didn’t like he man

Johnny doesn’t use a streaming service, he uses dvd’s

22 minutes, they talk about the Colorado woman who killed her kids. Dick must only read the headlines, he still doesn’t know why she’s in a wheelchair. After killing her kids this bitch tried to kill her self by taking pills and jumping out a window. The problem is, the window was on the 2nd floor so she just broke her back.

A guy who jerked it to kids got beat up and a woman was a Good Samaritan.

33 minutes they watch ticktock’s

40 minutes a survey is referenced, bitches be crazy

Johnny told a story, he met a homeless woman on the street, he blew her back out and ran away

Johnny hatched a Seinfeld scheme of going to China to buy a large quantity of cigarettes because they’re cheaper

He has a back up plan, using dick jr’s used crayon wrappers as blunt wrappers.

44 minutes they talk about gta 6. Johnny doesn’t like video games, he likes words with friends.

At 50 minutes they circle back to baby talk. Dick reviews a kids book.

My phone is at 5% so I’ll leave the review here

I’m sure you’re listening. i don’t know what other podcasts you listen to or support, just curious if you support the show. you’re saving ~25% on the cost so…

Straight up lie 😂

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c62xyg6527go

There was some guy early on who was a laughing stock and he collected pokemon cards or something. Pokemon cards are the new thing idiots spend all their money on because there's a tiny chance you can pull a shiny Lambtron and sell it for a million bucks. Anyway, is that guy rich now?

After the hype about the lawsuit, if I recall correctly, Dick did say he would help fund Asterios to counter sue Maddox.

Episode 108- Asterios calls in and asks Dick to make a contribution to his legal offense fund, and Dick pulls a Scrooge on him.

Unfortunately, I think this was a major nail in the coffin on their friendship. I wish Asterios would come back on TDS or new BPITU

The coping and trying to convince himself the show has completely fallen apart without him like he hoped it would is so pathetic.

After all that crying and concern trolling about Vito banning 6 unfunny losers, he makes a song and dance out of people's patreon comments being removed as evidence that he was right about that, even though it turned out to be automod.

Trying to seed contempt between Vito and his guests for not paying them, like I'm sure every guest on this show has been paid over the years.

Laughing at him having voicemails emailed instead of calling a phone line, when calling a US-based telephone number is a huge pain in the ass for anyone outside of America.

The first 2 Dickless episodes of BPitU weren't as good as the show's peak, but it's way fucking better without Dick going out of his way to tank it and putting in 0 to negative effort in every week. And more importantly they've been better than the vast majority of TDS shows since Sean left.

But what do I know, I'm on reddit where we're all QUIRK CHUNGUS unlike the BASED Discord with hilarious smart guys like Riley and Trio Doug!

btw Vito don't pay the 25%

The show opens with laughter as they fire up the video streams

Dick auditioned to be an egg for a sketch show

Johnny saw a fat person sitting on a car and the car moved when they stopped leaning on the car. Johnny now plans on getting a bumper sticker to keep people off his car.

AOC is single and froze her eggs

Dick and Johnny muse about moving to China to get out of alimony.

Dick disapproves of 80’s mom using Uber Eats.

Johnny went out for ice cream.

America’s wing man now advises the most important quality in a woman is to find the thriftiest one possible.

Dick was disappointed there weren’t elephants at the LA zoo

The masterson family went to the museum of natural history and his nuts hurt.

This was the first 30 minutes of the dick show I was able to listen to while on a lunch break.

How about Bloody Medium?

It's a dreary tale of cosmic hunger, universal vore in which the skinny-fat kid joins a gang of fat women on a quest to win every eating competition in the world.

It starts harmless enough with the gang celebrating each win by ravaging nearby buffets and roadside diners, but after Judge Hollandaise (7 ft albino Male To Fester beast) makes his infamous speech about cosmic vore, the gang starts to eat men.

In the end, Judge Hollandaise eats everyone in the gang except the not-so-skinny-fat kid. Judge gives the kid an ultimatum - to transition or to be eaten. Kid refuses to wear a wig and a dress and is eaten by the Judge.

Final scene. Judge is driving around Disney land giggling to himself.

Someone call Fincher, tell him I'm ready when he is.

There was an episode where Dick was making fun of Matt Jarbo, and he was aping the star wars villian, calling him young fatwalker, but Dick's "Yeeeeeeesssss, let the hate flow through you" was super funny, what episode was it?

Dick forgot what he was going to talk about and needs a beer. He’s going to drink whisky because he doesn’t want to get fatter.

The patron went up first time since Sean left, dick credits this to weight watchers and a bonus episode.

Dicks kid poops on him when dick brings the child to water.

Dick sat in a kiddy pool full of his son’s feces. His reasoning for not getting out right away is because he would get more poo on him. Dick called for help, 80’s mom and the dog came to the rescue.

Dick ripped his recently opened nut sack playing in the pool

Dick also went to the zoo

That’s the first 30 minutes of the show