r/TimAndEric • u/Zermist • 5d ago

Check It Out! TAARGÜS

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Saw this at the store I work at

229 Upvotes

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u/venusinfurs10 Spraynard Kruger 5d ago

Do you live in a HOLE or BOAT? 

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u/Zermist 5d ago

No thanks

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u/perseenahtaaja 5d ago

Your wifes new legal name is now "Taargus Taargus"

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u/Strange-Bee5626 4d ago

I'll go ahead and make that change for you.

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u/Far-Foundation9074 5d ago

My wife can’t get this in the mail 

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u/ccas25 5d ago

Your name is Eric Taargüs.

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u/G0ttaB3KiddingM3 BEA🔻ER BOYS 5d ago

Your wife’s new legal name is

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u/gfx3000 5d ago

I chuckle and remember this bit every time I see one of these brand's items in stores :D

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u/Non_Fungible_Tolkien 5d ago

Oh wow, that's my son's name.

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u/DubbleCheez 3d ago

My son's name is Spraynard Kruger.

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u/Mark-Leyner 7h ago

Happy Birthday, Spray! I’m very disappointed in you.

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u/bascule 🍿CERTIFIED FILM BUFF🍿 4d ago

Why does nobody remember that the Taargüs is in fact Ken Tulley’s Tulley Taargüs, the world’s first globe shaped storage unit? He’a also the inventor of the Tulley Car Tarp (it makes your car smaller!) and the Tulley Toggle as used by the Cinco MIDI Organizer

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u/Strange-Bee5626 4d ago

I still frequently call small devices/controls that I don't know the name for the "Tulley Toggle". Obviously, almost nobody knows what I'm talking about. It's a little joke that's just for me.

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u/ahoypolloi_ 5d ago

Hey that’s my wife’s legal name!

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u/Tommy-T8pes 4d ago

It might just be me but I think that would be a great name for a boat 🛥️

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u/Strange-Bee5626 4d ago

It would also be a great name for a hole!

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u/lostredditers 4d ago

This is going to be perfect for the innernette!

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u/Julio_Ointment 4d ago

Oh weird, that's my wife's legal name.

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u/no-more-nazis 4d ago

How many MIDI files does it hold?

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u/felinefluffycloud 4d ago

Four your mouse.

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u/nstern2 Napple 4d ago

My wife can't get this mouse!

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u/b1omat 2d ago

Once, I saw identical twins sitting next to each other on a tram, dressed identically, with backpacks resting on their laps. Both backpacks had a branded patch on the front that said “Targus.” Real divine moment.

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u/ClassicTBCSucks93 1d ago

Give that dang Targus the poison spray, he stole my cheese