r/TimDillon • u/HappyNineEleven • 1d ago

WHAT AMERICA MEANS TO ME Tim could easily pull some 😺

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385 Upvotes

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u/LeCat73 1d ago

Gayer than a day in May.

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u/MrNice1983 1d ago

Gayer than the blazes

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u/fylekitzgibbon 1d ago

Gayer than Christmas morning

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u/krypteia117 9h ago

Smoked more bone than a Texas pit master

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u/Justdowhatever94 1d ago

Gayer than Lindsey Graham

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u/whitrp 12h ago

Yes or yessss

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u/cuseguy2012 11h ago

Gayer than JD Vance

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u/ekoms_stnioj 1d ago

Tim is a deeply closeted straight man, we all know this. 

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u/holyother_ 1d ago

Typical sight in Philippines 🇵🇭

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u/NedShah 1d ago

I love it when Reddit draws the venn diagram of my fapping and my ha-has

124

u/Any-Monk-9395 1d ago

I actually landed a woman like this once by simply telling her my views on the Iran war which I acquired from listening to Tim’s show

15

u/Nearby_Produce5909 1d ago

I’m legit going to change my life around because i think im officially fatter than the pig

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u/64Olds 1d ago

What an odd tattoo choice

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u/Longjumping_Status71 1d ago

Narnia fan

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u/F90 :Kump: 1d ago

Or Streetlight Manifesto

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u/DeliveryFun1858 1d ago

Women ☕️

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u/Usernamesaregayyy 1d ago

You just don’t get it

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u/SatoshiBlockamoto 1d ago

I'd be willing to look past it.

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u/OHHHHHHHHHH_HES_HURT 1d ago

Probably the lamp post she had her first shocker at or something

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u/Standard_Locksmith70 1d ago

Anchor Man tattoo?

3

u/Beneficial-One-2666 1d ago

Well she’s a rich woman lmao what would you expect? These people aren’t deep, they’re superficial

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u/mezzaloona 23h ago

looks like a gaslight

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u/Cultural_Arachnid_30 1d ago

This is by far the gayest sub

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u/DELETE_RAW 1d ago

Any MSSP sub is way more parasocially gay and AYG is close behind

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u/rvaughan85 1d ago

I love AYG the sub can be fun but tons of those guys are worried about Hank doing blow, he’s a grown man who cares.

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u/DELETE_RAW 1d ago

Every other post is complimenting Foley or Kippy's looks.

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u/DyingToBeBorn 1d ago

Could Tim be the first man to come out of the closet as straight? Like he's been doing fake business in the bedroom all these years.

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u/Standard_Locksmith70 1d ago

Are you saying that it’s not a real knife fight out there?

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u/mods_are_lame1 1d ago

Who’s the broad?

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u/Same_Statement6974 1d ago

Sienna Hubert-Ross

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u/johnknockout 1d ago

Every race at once

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u/djemoneysigns 1d ago

This gal’s claim to comedic fame is she dated the Boston bomber.

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u/Mavisbeak2112 1d ago

If I’m putting anything fishy near my mouth it better be a fucking seafood tower.

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u/tishimself1107 1d ago

I wish them well

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u/getwetordietrying420 1d ago

I thought it was common knowledge that Tim wasn't actually gay.

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u/Commercial_F 1d ago

You sure lol pretty sure he is

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u/rapidfire72o4 1d ago

😻 , friend of the show

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u/camefromxbox 1d ago

Chicks love guys who love dicks

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u/SpiritualOkra 1d ago

White gay men can help but stan black women.

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u/eJaguar 1d ago

elaborate sounds like u have wisdom

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u/Truthisgold333 1d ago

Ngl he looks straight af

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u/BasilAlternative2768 1d ago

And he could have an event easier time bangin twinks

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u/SkilletBurritos 1d ago

Tim is a good looking guy, nh.

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u/LA420SPORTS626 1d ago

Gay men are always around women, sometimes they are good looking

3

u/RelevantBall4915 1d ago

Deeply closeted straight man

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u/MrNice1983 1d ago

Is this a.i.?

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u/LordPistolPete9 16h ago

Yea I wondered the same thing he posted this on his ig but irl his skin is shit and he’s fat af

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u/_Electric_Eliminator 1d ago

You wanna burger or you wanna dog?

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u/expatriateineurope 1d ago

Why tf would he want to do that?

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u/SnooGiraffes449 1d ago

Nah the pig is too lazy for that.

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u/joeyvesh13 1d ago

Pull it out of the way to get some D

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u/TwoSlicePepperoni 1d ago

Tim could use one of those reformed fat girls. Like the stretchy batwing type

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u/Savanarola79 1d ago

Why does she have a lamppost as a tattoo

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u/DishwashingChampion 1d ago

Is that Sienna

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u/Sketaverse 1d ago

Guessing this was before the last episode promoting women lol

That first section about the mum baby killer haha oh my days was fucking hilarious how he framed it

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u/Puki999 1d ago

I wish him well

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u/rvaughan85 1d ago

Umm, I dunno, I think he likes guys…

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u/eJaguar 1d ago

imagine being so psyopd

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u/Nice_Apricot_6341 1d ago

Thailand? Hmm lady boy?

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u/AdultTeething 1d ago

he has had sex with a woman before. that must have been hilarious.

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u/Other-Highway-9429 1d ago

Despite everyone saying I was a gay man , many fellow alleged straight females including kristi Noemi’s husband (FOTS) agree with my post, Tim is fuckable as hell.

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u/Blondeambition00 1d ago

Yes or yes!

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u/TeenyTinker 1d ago

I would let him smash

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u/pizzacrypt 1d ago

He has that prime real estate

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u/MotherRussia552 1d ago

Tim is so gay he's about to fall into that pool

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u/PlsDontBanMe___ 1d ago

She thought she was deep with them dumbass tattoos

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u/RefrigeratorSavings5 1d ago

Isn’t she Kamala?

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u/Cranky404 21h ago

RFK would be so proud

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u/AirportBubbly3947 19h ago

He wants bussy

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u/HarrisBalz 18h ago

He looks like the director of a teen sitcom who is inappropriate with the cast members.

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u/Background_Net4098 13h ago

Tim is the straightest gay man in America

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u/HLLAuntClaire 12h ago

Tim is so handsome it makes me wish I had a cock for him

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u/grimmes420 6h ago

The aids looks like it’s winning, sad

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u/Usernamesaregayyy 1d ago

Which massage parlor does she work at?