r/Tinder 3d ago

profile review?

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u/DowntownGas428 3d ago

You’re a mile away. Get closer to the camera, put on a shirt, and smile.

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u/mallardramp 3d ago

Feels like I had to squint. 

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u/AstroPhysician 3d ago

Those gym and shirtless pics are not doing you any favors. Last pic is only salvageable one and you have it last

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u/Sco316 3d ago

Too soon to be posting them gym pics lil bro

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u/HiFrogMan 3d ago

Hehehe

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u/FitQueenEve 3d ago

You're cute but the pics are..generic? Like I don't wanna sound mean but boring maybe?

On a positive note I know it's cheesy but I liked the I'm good with numbers bit

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u/I-try-hard 3d ago

Literally the only photo here you should use is the bottom middle one mayyybe

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u/AstroPhysician 3d ago

I thought last photo was good

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u/No_Magician5266 3d ago

Put yo damn shirt on

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u/TheMelaninGod 3d ago

lmaoo 😭

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u/AttentionNice7165 3d ago

General rule with fitness pics: they look better doing something

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u/SufficientYam3266 3d ago

Trying too hard

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u/TheMelaninGod 3d ago

gots to in the south

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u/PlaneGoFlyFly 3d ago

Not one but THREE barhroom selfies? You're not showing any one what you're all about when you're posting these.

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u/TheMelaninGod 3d ago

i mean not i'm not looking for anything long term tbf

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u/P_I_M_A_420 3d ago

Awful lol.

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u/P_I_M_A_420 3d ago

U need better pictures! Pictures with more personality! Smile bro!

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u/TheMelaninGod 3d ago

i hate my smile

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u/Confident_Hawk_6014 6h ago

Maybe others don't

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u/Qstrfnck 3d ago

All the prompts and the pics slots should be filled with better efforts

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u/TheMelaninGod 3d ago

well be specific cmon

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u/Certain_Gold337 3d ago

Nooooo! Friend. Opening with a (1/2!) bathroom selfie? No smiles? Not one picture of you actually looking at the camera? The last one isn't bad.. but flush the whole thing and start over.

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u/TheMelaninGod 3d ago

may or may not help but i am looking for "short term relationships"

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u/Save-your-spoons 2d ago

This should be a study in “how to actively turn someone off”

What are you doing??

I don’t know if it’s like the younger generation right now who hasn’t learned any kind of social skills but the more I see profiles on here the more I’m just like WTF is happening and can we have an alien takeover?

Put a shirt on, get out of the bathroom, and even if you’re looking for hook ups, make that VERY clear in your profile and all you need is one or two nice pictures

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u/TheMelaninGod 2d ago

give me advice on the types of pictures for hook ups cause if this isn't clear enough idk what is

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u/m3lvad3r 1d ago

Ask a woman you know to take some photos of you out side in good light wearing clothes. and clothes means not sweats or activewear ( only activewear if it’s photos of you doing a sport which is acceptable and good.. and you can only have one photo in the stack of that). You need a good candid shot with a sincere laugh smile kind of thing. Something that shows you are fun and kind looking. Go hang out in some trees or a park or something.

I see you just want hookups but basically you’re giving “I don’t give a fuck” which doesn’t really want other people to give a fuck. You want to create some intrigue, some sex appeal. Men always think that if they show women some photos of them kind of them topless and some bulge that will just get the job done but women are way more mentally stimulated. Hope this helps.

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u/TheMelaninGod 1d ago

okay, i'll get someone ik to help me out. thank you

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u/1ace12 2d ago

You need some pics with you not holding the phone in the mirror. Candids. Doing activities you like.

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u/TheMelaninGod 2d ago

thank you i'll take note of that

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u/Lollipop_handler_324 3d ago

i’d swipe right. idk why you got a bunch of haters in these comments

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u/TheMelaninGod 3d ago

hey thanks. should've stated i'm looking short term, but i asked for it 🤷🏾‍♂️