r/TopCharacterTropes 14h ago

Characters Lines so bad that they end up being funny

Sindel (Mortal Kombat Annihilation) - After arriving, she says this line to Kitana.

Johnny (The Room) - After arriving on the roof, he says this.

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u/Drewcifixion 13h ago

The Running Man. I love this line so much.

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u/Valten78 13h ago edited 12h ago

So many of Arnold's one liners could apply here.

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u/WildBad7298 13h ago edited 7h ago

"I'll live to see you eat that contract! But I hope you leave enough room for my fist, because I'm going to ram it into your stomach, and break your goddamn spine!"

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u/ericrobertshair 13h ago

What happened to Buzzsaw?

HE HAD TO SPLIT.

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u/EntityDamage 8h ago

What happened to Sully?

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u/Proper-Beyond116 7h ago

I let him go!

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u/WackHeisenBauer 9h ago

I love this line so much.

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u/VoDoka 13h ago

I'm fairly sure Batman&Robin had the highest density of puns of any movie ever made.

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u/huluhup 12h ago

You could say that this movie need to chill out

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u/FeralPsychonaut 12h ago

He was so good as mr freeze lol

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u/Dirish 11h ago

You don't hire that man for a movie without giving him a few buckets of one liners.

"Consider that a divorce."

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u/Charliefoxkit 11h ago

The timing of that line was enough to just give Total Recall a hard R rating.  It eas originally said before he perforated Sharon Stone's character...which made it X-rated.

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u/ericrobertshair 13h ago

Absolutely love Running Man, for me its the quintessential braindead action movie. The quips, the gore, the ott acting, Arnie just being a completely unstoppable force...

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u/MGD109 11h ago

And despite that, it's got a surprisingly deep satire on consumerism and media manipulation.

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u/ericrobertshair 11h ago

All those movies back then had so much going on. If you think about Running Man, they introduce this dystopian future, the tv network, the different stalkers, the conspiracy, the resistance...all in 101 minutes.

Nowadays they'd need three other movies and a tv show to explain Dynamo.

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u/LeMeIsSleepy 13h ago

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u/SlAM133 12h ago

As soon as I saw the post I knew what was coming

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u/Ok-Mistake-7499 11h ago

Either the fences are very thin or his head is gigantic

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u/Somethingor_rather 13h ago

i actually fucking love this so much, its not even that bad its just funny

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u/huckslash 11h ago

hot take but if you cut this scene right at "say that again" it would have worked (the rest of the movie, though...)

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u/someone-else3583 11h ago

yeah i could’ve been a great sort of punchline ending

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u/Maxie_69 9h ago

...it doesn't end there?

Bro its like a comic where the punchline is already said but it goes on for 5 more panels

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u/Polus-Ponos 14h ago

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u/AccomplishedLayer884 13h ago

“I am Magneto! Master of magnet!”

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u/CadensLuna 6h ago

"Hahaha! X-Chicken!"

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u/one_happy_fredditor 5h ago

Captain America and the Avengers has some funny lines too.

"You can't escape!" "You will be the one escaping!"

"See my power!"

"Where's the laser!?" "Ask the police."

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u/MoonlightDahling 14h ago

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u/kultaid 14h ago

"They're eating him and then they're gonna eat me"

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u/everydaywasnovember 10h ago

Oh my GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

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u/CarlLlamaface 13h ago

This and "GARBAGE DAY!" are the unparalleled GOATs of this category.

https://giphy.com/gifs/42CGElDAprG3C

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u/Peter_the_Pillager 13h ago

Same movie, the evil preacher type character addressing his minions: "We need time for some things to happen".

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u/Local_Neighborhood50 13h ago

the fly on the forehead just completes it for me

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u/JCMfwoggie 14h ago

I would also half-heartedly shout if I had a fly crawling on my forehead

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u/Iron_Wolf123 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/mlGCsBLl4luyQaOl8w

"I'm going to the only place not ruined by capitalism... SPACE!!!"

RIP Tim Curry, the GOAT of all GOATS

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u/CorncobTVExec 10h ago

His giggle before screaming SPAAAAACE kills me every time.

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u/IceFrogger1313 8h ago

I know the character is like that but it still looks like Curry momentarily broke at the insanity of the line but it worked so they kept that take.

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u/Aethelrede 8h ago

I'm pretty sure that's true, it sure looks like Curry broke for just a second as he prepared to give the greatest line read of all time.

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u/Spare-Plum 6h ago

I think it works on two levels. On one level, it's Curry laughing at how funny the line is.

On a different level, the character themselves are giving a shit-eating grin, in their insanity thinking that they have the upper hand, and smirking at their own ingenuity.

The scene just works really well and the execution is amazing.

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u/SadCatLoverMeow 9h ago

To be fair,that game is straight up loony toons

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u/Mons7ec 14h ago

“When you take on responsibility, great power will come”

Madame Web

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u/Alkakd0nfsg9g 13h ago

The boy named Great Power:

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u/SenatorBus_ 9h ago

Hi, I'm here to pickup your adopted daughter Responsibility for our date?

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u/GoodBananaPancakes 13h ago

Good lines read by Yoda.

See also ‘An offer you cant refuse, is made’

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u/BlueSonjo 9h ago

I heard this from my mother, who disappeared in the amazon studying spiders.

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u/Tasty_Dealer_1885 8h ago

Right before she died.

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u/PityUpvote 8h ago

I refuse to believe this is a real line from the movie. And I'm never going to watch it, so that's that.

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u/Tasty_Dealer_1885 8h ago

It's from the trailer for the movie. It was not found in the final theatrical release.

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u/maxens_wlfr 14h ago

Half of Sonic Adventure (I love it)

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u/ohdearitsrichardiii 12h ago

I've used this a lot when commenting on reddit

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u/Junior-Elevator-9951 9h ago

The official Sonic Twitter account referenced this.

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u/Aishimorph_Frontiers 13h ago

Whats a sonic game with out little bit of cheese

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u/Cheap_Explanation628 12h ago

"All's well that ends well, right?" while seeing the flooded city

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u/Few-Improvement-5655 12h ago

With absolutely wrecked buildings. Like, this was an event that would have been like 20 9/11s.

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u/Cheap_Explanation628 12h ago

The same energy XD

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u/RefletScruteur 10h ago

Perfect Chaos was an inside job

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u/Oberon1993 11h ago

Him hitting Eggman with "We all did it together!" In SA2 credits is also amazing.

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u/A3HeadedMunkey 13h ago

I can't believe this!

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u/The_Raven_Born 13h ago

It definitely feels intentional

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u/Pyarox 11h ago

Sonic and Shadow constantly interupting eachother mid-sentence in the sequel is my favourite

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u/SpiralGremlin 14h ago

“Do you know what happens to a Toad when it’s hit by lightning?

Same thing that happens to everything else.”

Apparently Toad had more lines int he original script and kept asking rhetorical questions about Toads. They we all cut but they kept Storm’s line here in, but without the background lines it comes off as so cheesy and weird.

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u/WildBad7298 13h ago

"It CROAKS!"

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u/IGotMussels 9h ago

She was probably in the shower when she realized that would have worked better

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u/AdFlat1014 13h ago

Toad was punching way above his league. GOAT basically one shotted one of the most powerful mutant ever.

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u/Arhatz 12h ago

It just takes one devoted Toad fan to be hired at Marvel. Then he becomes a beyond omega level mutant that has absolute control over frog particle or something.

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u/Gen_X_Ace 10h ago

His tongue is actually a portal to the Frog Dimension.

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u/-N0N 12h ago

I'll happily fist fight anyone who disparages this line. It's a perfectly serviceable way to shit on a guy with frog powers for trying to step to a literal goddess.

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u/NewPresWhoDis 11h ago

My take is that Halle Berry took a line that was supposed to be a Buffy style quip and went over the top with it.

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u/-N0N 10h ago

Storm would though. No chill whatsoever.

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u/PmMeUrTinyAsianTits 11h ago

The line could've been okay. The delivery wasn't. Maybe it could have been saved, but it was just bad in the actual movie.

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u/A3HeadedMunkey 13h ago

Also

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u/StandNameIsWeAreNo1 13h ago

Girl who sucks lifeforce away by just touching vs weather goddess

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u/Frosty-Sea149 7h ago

Storm is worshipped as a goddess in multiple countries, so yeah it’s not even a joke 

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u/Alkakd0nfsg9g 13h ago

It would so funny if Rogue continued here with "I want to be cured" and Storm just stands in the background with baffled expression

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u/HermanThaGerman 13h ago

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u/TallestGargoyle 12h ago

Pretty sure Chainsaw Hands Joe is the cure for Johnny Five Dicks.

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u/MrGDPC 13h ago

The line was supposed to be a metaphor for being gay, but it hits a little differently knowing that Bryan Singer was probably about to cross the Kevin Spacey event horizon of being a horrible person

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u/Sweet_Detective_ 11h ago

How it honestly feels to be a person with mental disabilities in the same social spaces as people with neurodivergencies

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u/newbzealand 13h ago

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u/Reesemonster25 12h ago

The fact this scene is meant to be taken seriously kills me

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u/newbzealand 12h ago

It's hard to gauge what exactly they were going for with this scene.

Is his character a bad liar? So they did intend on killing that old lady?

Is his character telling the truth, and Marky Mark's acting is about as convincing and sincere as a child whose been caught with their hand in the cookie jar?

Who knows.

In any case, I laughed so hard at this scene.

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u/MrHat16 10h ago

"I'M AN INVENTOR"

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u/frankwalsingham 14h ago

“You want a good girl, but you need that bad pussy.” (game of Thrones)

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u/CornPhilosopher 14h ago

Lol what? I haven't watched a single episode of GoT but "pussy" seems so out of place considering the story's setting.

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u/frankwalsingham 14h ago

Part of why it is so infamous, aside from delivery, the character saying it, and happening in a reviled storyline.

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u/CornPhilosopher 13h ago

If you didn't know specify that it's from GoT, I would think it's from a modern comedy movie released somewhere between the 2000s and 10s

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u/TheMonocleRogue 13h ago

Any of Barry Burton’s voicelines from Resident Evil, especially these ones.

“Just a moment, I found something. It’s a weapon! It’s really powerful, especially against living things. You better take it with you.”

“And Jill, here's a lockpick. It might be handy if you, the ‘Master of Unlocking,’ take it with you.”

“That was too close, you were almost a Jill Sandwich!”

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u/Somebloke164 11h ago

From Resident Evil Revelations 2:

Moira: Oh my god. Are you OK?

Claire: Yeah. I was almost a Claire Sandwich.

Moira: [groans] Does Barry tell everyone that story?

I love the callbacks for this series.

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u/AnnaEstelle 13h ago edited 9h ago

I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE TO FILL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LiiiIIIIgHt!!! (cue echo in voice crack)

Love me some classic Devil May Cry

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u/StandNameIsWeAreNo1 13h ago

The voice crack is the cherry on top

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u/stevvvvewith4vs 14h ago

Gal Gadot

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u/WeskerIsThere 14h ago

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u/Mirelleiy 14h ago

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u/Various_Tie_2549 13h ago

As much of a joke as she is, I can't really object to this gif

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u/AgentChris101 13h ago

Yeah must say her performance in BvS and her 2017 movie was pretty fitting. The others were not great

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u/BananaBladeOfDoom 14h ago

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u/Sokka69420 13h ago

That’s the wrong text. She said “to feel denial”

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u/Budget-Television793 13h ago

I love that there are so many you can just name her.

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u/PotamosClasp 13h ago

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u/CupcakeThick8341 12h ago

As much as this line is memed, it kinda made sense in context: dude became overly reliant on a magical artifacts that healed him even after he recived wounds that should have been fatal

This line is said as a "it's dumbly obvious: people die when they are killed, i should really stop assuming that i will be magically saved again"

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u/Silviana193 12h ago

It doesn’t help that people love cutting the other half of the sentence. The full line is “People die when they are killed… that’s how it supposed to be.”

Shiro basically said “Like, yeah it’s obvious. That’s the problem, I am not dead yet. “

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u/CupcakeThick8341 12h ago

Yeah, Fate is full of quotes that are memed around but more often than not makes sense in context, some for translation issues

"The archer class is really made of archers" (Rin making this comment when Archer proved his skills, the first "archer" is english, the second is in japanese, so the english screenshot looks weird)

And some with a bit more background "so you dodged my undodgeable blow, saber" (Gae Bolg can't be dodged, but high magic resistance and luck stats from Saber allowed her to be hit, but with a non-lethal blow)

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u/dblackhand 14h ago

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u/David_Good_Enough 14h ago

I instantly thought about this one. And I've never even seen the movie ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Proffessor_egghead 11h ago

You dropped your \ there buddy

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u/coffee-bat 12h ago

they fly now?

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u/Scruffy_Nerf_Hoarder 11h ago

unzips pants They fly now.

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u/MoonlightDahling 14h ago

You could choose practically ANY line from The Room, really.

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u/MoonlightDahling 14h ago

FYI: this one is actually a reference to Rebel Without a Cause.

Tommy is a big James Dean fan.

But original line actually works.

(By having an actual actor deliver it? Who knew?)

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u/MoonlightDahling 13h ago

Also: Rebel is absolutely gay as hell, and that is a core part of the story.

The Room (sadly) isn’t.

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u/KyoHisagi 13h ago

The most underrated one!

I laughed for a solid half an hour

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u/Comrade_Falcon 11h ago

Hi doggy

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u/everydaywasnovember 10h ago

Oh hai Johnny, I didn’t know it was you.

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u/Ozzie_the_tiger_cat 10h ago

Anyway, how is your sex life?

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u/Casual_necromancy 14h ago edited 13h ago

just neil breen in general.

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u/punkate 13h ago

I can't help you out of this one, Jim...

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u/Kalavier 14h ago

"I can't help you out of this one" in the same scene.

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u/everydaywasnovember 10h ago

I resign today as president, of the bank. Guhbye.

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u/Local_Neighborhood50 13h ago

I NEVER HAD A BEARD!!

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u/Low_Imagination8969 13h ago

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u/CupcakeThick8341 12h ago

Allegedly, "disappointed" was written there just to give an idea of the tone he was supposed to use in the previous line

For whatever reason, he also said "disappointed!" As part of the line, and they kept it

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u/no1rezefan 14h ago

the classical

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u/WeskerIsThere 13h ago

"Oh yeah."

Lmao.

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u/CornPhilosopher 13h ago

Similarly, "Because we're a team now and there's four of us."

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u/maxman162 12h ago

"So what are we, some kind of suicide squad?"

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u/Clirstan 14h ago

Cyberpunk 2077

"I see you got everything planned out. You just forgot one thing. I've also got a doll chip."

  • Maiko Maeda seconds before fucking dying

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u/Stary-Day375 14h ago

What's a doll chip?

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u/Kalavier 13h ago

Iirc In cyberpunk, a doll chip allows a persons personality to be entirely overridden.

It's used in escorts work cause clients will have a perfect partner for their wants, etc.

In this case they used it to upload a bunch of combat knowledge to the dolls so they could fight gangsters. 

Maiko has one as well and says that just before going hostile in one path for the quest, typically being so weak all V's (the pc) kill her immediately. 

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u/scrotbofula 11h ago edited 2h ago

Which is funny because IIRC one of the other characters with a doll chip demonstrates how powerful it is by sparring with V, and if you don't have a good build it's a tough fight, and even if you win (again, IIRC) V admits it was a tough fight.

But Maeko apparently fitted herself with the budget version or forgot to switch it on or something, because you can literally take her down like any other gonk, it's hilariously easy. Which makes the line even funnier on replays.

E: wrong about the fight, see below comment.

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u/meesta_masa 13h ago

It's a doll crisp in the UK.

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u/Holiday_Report_6567 13h ago

Dolls are hookers in Cyberpunk 2077, they have this chip that activates "doll mode", it's like a role play character that takes over their body, does the deed and then they're back to normal, not having experienced any of it. Some of them have a modified doll chip that's programmed to kill, it was a whole quest to figure out what was happening then you run into this bitch who threatens you once you figure it out.

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u/MasterTinkaton 13h ago

ULTIMATE QUICKHACK: BLACKWALL GATEWAY

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u/pants_57_notme 12h ago edited 8h ago

"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating. and it gets everywhere.

oh it continues, why stop there??.

"... and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth. Like you." (sexually assaults her arm).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tLf1JO5bvE

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u/EagerOrchid17 13h ago

Anakin made sand sound like a war crime, Johnny on the roof would still out-weird him.

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u/MaxW92 14h ago

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u/Consistent_Creator 13h ago

This was a movie that existed

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u/Reesemonster25 12h ago

I find it funny that they really wanted a new sci fi universe with will Smith and his son as leads they said it will be a big as star wars

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u/MaxW92 12h ago

I heard they had already planned things like After Earth theme parks, restaurants and perfume brands.

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u/AlphaRelic2021 12h ago

"Hey Spider-Man, how would you summarize the plot of your 3rd movie?"

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u/RoderickThe13 13h ago

Death Stranding

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u/scrotbofula 11h ago

I love the ideas in that game, but yeah, some of the writing it crazy.

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u/Expert-Ad3874 14h ago

"Garbage day!" (Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2)

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u/Daniilsa209 13h ago

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

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u/Reesemonster25 12h ago

Synder really thought he was cooking with this even when I first watched the movie I thought it was goofy as hell

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u/Quick-Ad9335 14h ago

"You betrayed the law!"

"LAAAAAAWWW?!?"

From Judge Dredd (1995)

https://reddit.com/link/p74xzrd/video/y3u2suzh5vmh1/player

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u/nate0113 14h ago

Napoleon (2023)

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u/Repulsive-Cash5516 13h ago

This one's supposed to be funny though

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u/Ema-Smd69 13h ago

How come no one mentioned the OG
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u/Trooper-Kais495 11h ago

Just Batman & Robin, the entire movie. The dialogue is so unapologetically filled with cheese I can't help but enjoy every second no matter how silly things get.

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u/Havoc526 9h ago

I'm sitting here trying to think of just one quote....but they all come flooding in at once and I can't decide. 

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u/MattOfAllTradesUK 8h ago

“Time to kick some…ICE!”

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u/AlphaRelic2021 12h ago

"Don't you lecture me with your 30 dollar haircut!"

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u/spartanbrucelee 12h ago

The fact that this is from the actual dub and not the abridged dub makes it even funnier

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u/ThunderChild247 9h ago

“Lookit ma trucker het”

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u/hoboknight144 14h ago

“My face is tired” from Mass Effect Andromeda

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u/KekistanPeasant 13h ago

"To whom". And your goddamn father!

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u/Prasiatko 11h ago

For anyone who hasn't played it, no it doesn't make any more sense in context. 

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u/not_slaw_kid 14h ago

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u/President-Lonestar 14h ago

This is amazing. Don’t slander it

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u/question_quigley 13h ago

Hey man, even Tim Curry is laughing

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u/AznOmega 13h ago

It says a lot when the late Tim Curry was about to laugh at that line.

Rest in peace you legend.

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u/not_slaw_kid 14h ago

The performance is amazing. The line is goofy as hell

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u/tishy19 14h ago

How dare you.

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u/Hoshiden_Lycanroc 13h ago

The fact that even he’s holding back his laughter makes it twice as funny to me 

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u/Teedubthegreat 13h ago

Poor example, this was clearly intentionally bad

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u/Geldingmustang 14h ago

Oh, God. Oh, man. (Tough guys don't dance)

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u/Randy_Magnums 14h ago

Best depiction of the European era of enlightenment.

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u/AbbreviationsThis550 13h ago edited 9h ago

This line from the Avatar live action, because apparently Netflix needs to spell everything out

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u/Ness_Dreemur 11h ago

Apparently they do this so "people who have it in the background can follow along"

Or they can just watch the damn movie like a normal person??

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u/CornPhilosopher 14h ago

Does "you nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness monster?!" count?

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u/_JR28_ 14h ago

“They fly now!”

“THEY FLY NOW?”

“…They fly now.”

-Rise of Skywalker

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u/TheUnicornTank 13h ago

As if jet packs weren’t already a thing and used quite frequently in Star Wars…

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u/WildBird3656 12h ago

This is a legitimate line from netflix's disastrous adaptation of Cowboy Bepop.

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u/Consistent-Bear4200 12h ago

This death scene from Devil May Cry. Imagine this being yelled.

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