r/TrueAnon 5h ago

Dune makes a few good points

We SHOULD destroy every computer and all our math SHOULD be done by guys who are super high. In this essay I will explain why this is the best system of government...

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u/NeverForgetNGage Currently valued at 1.8 trillion dollars 4h ago

Math should be done exclusively by Terrance Howard.

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u/mypenisisquitetiny Global Size BusyBody Karen 3h ago

Somebody get that man on the melange

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u/CharlieKirkFanboy 但要付出什么代价 1h ago

You mean Juice of Sapho ☝️🤓

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u/Cool-Flatworm5205 Live-in Iranian Rocket Scientist 10m ago

McKenna*

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u/Low_Firefighter5849 4h ago

Men make their own history, but they do not make it as they please; they do not make it under self-selected circumstances, but under circumstances existing already, given and transmitted from the past. The tradition of all dead generations weighs like a nightmare on the brains of the living. 

- frank herbert

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u/RIP_Greedo 4h ago

You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?

- Emperor Paul “Muad’dib” Usul Atreides

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u/LOW_SPEED_GENIUS Cocaine Cowboy 3h ago

Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with Samurai swords

- Baron Vladimir Harkonnen:

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u/Thatguyatthebar 1h ago

it would be sick if all the main characters in dune were played by hot ladies

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u/Axuo 2h ago

lol

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u/Rich_Housing971 2m ago

wait when did he says this? Maybe I need to read Dune again, I read it in middle school and just remembered the part about Jessica's hips swaying.

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u/10dollarbagel 3h ago

The president should be the guy who does the most LSD. We should clone Jason Momoa until we have like a thousand of him. Dune is the only political philosophy that makes sense.

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u/SilchasRuin 2h ago

We should clone Jason Momoa until we have like a thousand of him.

Only one at a time. And we need to be breeding the Momoa clones into our dynastic bloodline for thousands of years.

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u/TheSouthernCommunist Mohamed Atta for the Rock & Roll HOF 2027 2h ago

It’s a political philosophy that the common man understands.

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u/CharlieKirkFanboy 但要付出什么代价 1h ago

If I was better at photoshop I'd make Trump as the God Emperor worm.

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u/Zealousideal-Major59 5h ago

I thought the mentats were straightedge

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u/tomjoad2020ad 4h ago

Their lips are stained from the amount of mind-overclocking amphetamine wine they drink

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u/Haldron-44 Cocaine Cowboy 4h ago

It is by will alone I set my mind in motion it is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts aquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

(Still my favorite version of mentats)

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u/dessicated-humpback 3h ago

the juice of Sapho

Mentats confirmed lesbians

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u/Haldron-44 Cocaine Cowboy 2m ago

S&M gear of course made popular by the Lyric Mentat Sapho from the house of Lesbos.

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u/alverez668 Joe Biden’s Adderall Connect 4h ago

hell yeah.

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u/lucian1900 3h ago

I think Lynch came up with that one. I don’t remember stains in the books.

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u/tomjoad2020ad 2h ago

According to “dunenavigator.com,” the lips come from an appendix Herbert wrote. But the mantra that probably made it stick out in people’s minds was a Lynch invention.

https://www.dunenavigator.com/articles/mentats-core-canon

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u/phaseviimindlink RUSSIAN. BOT. 4h ago

They drink special brain juice that lets you think even harder but is highly addictive and stains your mouth red. Frank casually predicting energy drinks.

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u/hacky_potter 4h ago

Frank knew about Alpha Brain for sure

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u/Zealousideal-Major59 4h ago

There are also “Twisted” Mentats totally unbound by the petty morality of some phony god, like some kind of clown Prince of crime

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u/_____________what 3h ago

Wanna know how I got these stains?

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u/Monodoh45 4h ago

I'm only 50 pages in...I don't know shit about fuck...

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u/Pallington AAAAHHHHHHH 4h ago

what exactly is the spice for then?

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u/SevenofBorgnine 4h ago

Seeing the future. The navigators use it so you can travel really fast in a spaceship without hitting stuff

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u/alverez668 Joe Biden’s Adderall Connect 4h ago

the guild navigators use it in order to plot out safe intergalactic space travel, a task that was done using thinking machines pre-Butlerian Jihad. That's why when spice production is threatened it poses an existential threat to galactic trade because without the thinking machines or Spice, planets/systems go back to being totally isolated with no way to trade.

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u/definetelytrue 4h ago

Spice is for navigators, not mentats.

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u/IrateSkeleton Completely Insane 4h ago

Best case scenario for people who learned to code.

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u/Cold_Battle_7921 A Serious Man 2h ago

I'm teaching refugees to navigate

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u/These_Bullfrog3571 3h ago

I dont know much about Dune but is Paul Atreides and the magical eugencist imperialists the good guys? 

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u/ForeverCrunkIWantToB Threat Actor 3h ago

He's the product of eugenicists, but he himself is a cynical, self-admitted coward. He doesn't think of himself as a good guy, but does what he can to mitigate the damage caused by him being able to see the future.

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u/These_Bullfrog3571 3h ago

So in the universe of the book, is the future predeternined / fixed and anything they do was always what they did OR is it a multiverse sort of situation where he can change the future and his visions of it changes with each action?

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u/ForeverCrunkIWantToB Threat Actor 3h ago

The visions he sees are possible futures (it's not magic; it's hyper-awareness brought on by the spice that amplifies his trained mathematical abilities.) But the act of looking ahead locks him on the path to making them happen. He gets stuck in this "oracular trap" and can't get out of it.

What he's really forseeing is the need to prepare humanity for a future without him, the so-called "Golden Path.". He controls the spice via controlling the Fremen and can see the future. He's the most powerful being in the universe. Not even his death would end his power; it would actuall unleash it.

Paul can't do it. He's too human; he fell in love with Chani, and that love humanized him. So he winds up punting to his son to fulfill the Golden Path.

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u/SilchasRuin 2h ago

But the act of looking ahead locks him on the path to making them happen.

That's not how I interpreted it. I interpret this as his future sight being complete kinda like Dr. Manhattan. So he's simply choosing which of all possible futures becomes real based on his actions. However, he's existing in a time where certain things are hella overdetermined, so he can't massively change the course of the future, even with perfect knowledge of it.

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u/Income_Loose 1h ago

I think it works both ways, you can see many paths but becoming fixated on one path creates an oracular trap.

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u/SilchasRuin 59m ago

I think we agree, but those "many paths forward" don't really diverge that much (outside of the Golden Path). When talking about prescient characters, it's common to see people overrate how much they can influence the future. Even someone with perfect prescience is still subject to "Men make their own history, but they do not make it as they please".

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u/SwordOfJiang The Cocaine Left 3h ago edited 2h ago

They call it the "Golden Path." The Guild navigators also use the ability to see into the future so they can guide ships through space at light speed without hitting anything. Paul is essentially the most powerful navigator and can see the cause and effect of every action in the universe, and sees the "Golden Path" as the only way humanity can continue indefinitely without wiping itself out.

He ends up bailing on it because it might not be the only path, just the one beneficial to himself at the cost of trillions of lives. His son Leto II has the same powers and says "fuck that, we're doing the golden path and I'm turning myself into an immortal worm."

* the 2003 Children of Dune series that was on Sci Fi is a pretty good adaptation of the 2nd and 3rd books if you can find it. Unfortunately the don't have James McAvoy go full worm at the end

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u/Cold_Battle_7921 A Serious Man 2h ago

I think a major if not the point of the series was that the position of being a messiah/chosen one/heroic figure is inherently dangerous.

I haven't gotten far enough but I think the ultimate resolution is that humanity is able to survive indefinitely because someone eventually develops a technology that makes it impossible for any one person to fully predict the future, and fragments human civilisation into a bunch of smaller polities making it impossible to reconsolidate everyone into one singular empire ever again.

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u/dorekk the only normal person 1h ago

He's the protagonist but he is not a good guy, that's like the whole point of the series. He takes evil actions, the prophecy is evil (and rigged), etc.

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u/ftp67 AmericanMarxman 4h ago edited 4h ago

Dune really is a masterpiece, idk if it got over scrutinized via the movies which I haven't watched just because I love the books too much but I also LOVE Villeneuve.

His approach on religion, patriarchy, capitalism and imperialism and fate...idk man just perfect two books, great third, silly fourth and then I start rereading them all.

Also some of the best audiobooks the characters are voiced excellent.

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u/renlydidnothingwrong 3h ago

Did you just call the best book in the series silly?

You may be the only person ever to like Children more than God Emperor.

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u/ftp67 AmericanMarxman 2h ago

I think their close in general rankings but Children of Dune is typically placed above God Emperor and God Emperor is borderline a stage play with a lot of 'is there a dick' questioning. Still great.

I am also certain you are memeing about it being the best but for the first time on reddit im gonna miss the sarcasm.

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u/Thorngraff_Ironbeard Radical Centrist Shooter 3h ago

I haven't read the Dune books it a hot minute but if I recall correctly the Butlerian Jihad happened because humanity gave over thought and agency to the thinking machines, it wasn't Skynet terminator shit until Bryan Herbert did his books. Kinda funny seeing that shit happen irl now.

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u/Cold_Battle_7921 A Serious Man 2h ago

I think both 40k and Dune backstory is more or less that the problem with AIs was that a few oligarchs used them to consolidate an otherwise impossible amount of power without depending on any other actual people, and then gave themselves AI psychosis on top of their god complexes.

Good thing they were WAY off the mark on that one!

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u/BoardGamesEnjoyer Woman Appreciator 2h ago

You mean, return to the original meaning of a 'computer' (people sitting at an office desk with papers and pencils, collaboratively doing complex calculations and making charts, manually generating results for the superior officer/manager asking for them).

Ironically would bring the need for better education again, if not the productivity, at least.

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u/real60westbasser 1h ago

I’ve gotten super stoned before class and now I have an engineering degree and also like a 2.7 gpa lol

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u/dessicated-humpback 3h ago

Dune is a great series because one of its main characters is named Idaho

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u/dorekk the only normal person 1h ago

CORRECT.