r/Unexpected • u/Conscious-Art2644 • 17h ago

A new toy

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u/post-explainer 17h ago edited 10h ago

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A human looking baby doll suddenly appeared out of the bubble.

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u/wrenawild 17h ago

This does not bode well for the future.

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u/TheDixonCider420420 17h ago

Was it born with an earring?

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u/DrDonkeyTron 17h ago

Yes, but don't stress! Babies sign consent forms for earrings and circumcisions while in the womb.

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u/Effective-Bottle-280 17h ago

It was bonita before conception

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u/buzz8588 17h ago

I need to get off Reddit for today.

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u/Typical2sday 17h ago

I fricking hate this so much

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u/ExoticSuccess1582 17h ago

Conditioning

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u/cajun_metabolic 15h ago

For what, performing C-sections?

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u/MrHallmark 17h ago

Excuse the fuck out of me

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u/Dirtbag-Holder 17h ago

Thanks, I hate it.

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u/Physical-Midnight994 17h ago

Yeah that’s enough internet today

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u/steffanan 17h ago

Looks like ai but also it could just be some crazy toy where you get to have it "from birth". Both options concern me for different reasons.

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u/chancy_fungus 17h ago

And because of that, I'm out

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u/yaboiskeemus 17h ago

Yeah I don’t like that

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u/Healthy_Brick_4361 17h ago

It freaks me out a sec there

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u/Friendly-Example-701 17h ago

No just no. Like what the heck. That would freak me out as a kid. 😂 I am shocked she has a smile on her face.

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u/AtomicAsphalt11 17h ago edited 17h ago

What da actual fug did I just see? My brain though it was just a item but wtf!

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u/Zarda2025 17h ago

Wth 😳😂

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u/Ibadvapergrammar 16h ago

i done on earth

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u/003402inco 10h ago

It’s real, it’s from one of those baby reborn shops. Link to the one from the video.

https://tienda-de-angels.tiendana.com/producto/a-bebe-reborn-globito-nino

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u/Sad-Market-3593 7h ago

...then they started moving on their own 🥶

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u/Individual_Fig5449 1h ago

What that Fuck 😳

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u/something-um-bananas 17h ago

I mean we got pooping toys already, I’m not surprised

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u/xc0x 17h ago

WTF let kids be kids why are they being exposed to such things

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u/nobadhotdog 17h ago

Is this AI? Listen trying not to judge but i always thought it was sorta weird that littel girls got babies to play with. I also thought it was sorta weird when adults would imagine 2 kids having a future relationship? I'm not one of those "everyone is a pedo" weirdo, but, I can't be the only one who gets sorta of leonardo dicaprio eyes at people who envision 2 kids ending up together, right?

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u/1Mdrops 17h ago

That kid probably thinks babies are hatched from eggs now.

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u/Psychological_Fox507 17h ago

One of the reasons why early teen pregnancies happen

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u/Honkee_Kong 17h ago

This is the worst thing I've ever seen in my life

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u/miloz13 1h ago

JESUS FFFFFFFF CHRIST!!!!