r/Weird • u/eyewhittness • 13h ago

Mini Corn Dog

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Ordered the kids' mini corn dogs...

243 Upvotes

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u/Firm_Order_2212 13h ago

That is not mini!!! 😭😭😭

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u/LeftyRightyCommyNazi 13h ago

Well above average tbh

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u/DisplayHonest6465 12h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ

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u/pp_chode 9h ago

Lube it up with some spicy mustard first though

6

u/eyewhittness 13h ago

Looks perfectly average to me. Maybe even slightly above.

2

u/666_________________ 13h ago

BWW?

3

u/eyewhittness 13h ago

Local wing place/sports bar but similar vibe

6

u/Hour_Flow_4604 13h ago

Damn, a footlong corn dog. Don't see that everyday.

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u/AliciaXTC 13h ago

Mini Corn Dong

1

u/GrapeOne8 12h ago

I'll have you know that is a perfectly average corn dong. Might even be a little on the big side tbh

3

u/AliciaXTC 12h ago

It's the corn dog she tells you not to worry aobut.

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u/Noneverdid 11h ago

Alternatively, mini horn dog.

1

u/MEMAHOLIK 4h ago

It's Dog corn 🙂

10

u/Conscious-Permit-466 13h ago

Very weird

8

u/AliciaXTC 13h ago

Dicken Fried Steak

3

u/ebrum2010 12h ago

Dick-in-nugget

4

u/alienduck2 13h ago

Reasonably sized corn dog

2

u/CoCoBreadSoHoShed 13h ago

It’s got some girth.

3

u/GuerillaRiot 13h ago

Mini corn dog, not so mini horn dog

2

u/Nebula-Space2003 13h ago

That’s a bad corn dog, I’ll eat it lmao

2

u/Different-Idea-8203 12h ago

Neuter your dogs people!

5

u/Wizardybitch2405 13h ago

Mini Corn Dih

2

u/Horror_Swimming6192 13h ago

Mini corn dong*

2

u/Fullmetal_Deku 13h ago

Mini corn hog

1

u/DesperateGanache8210 13h ago

That’s no corn dog, that’s a battered and deep friend penis.

1

u/BadKarmaForMe 13h ago

Corn dong

1

u/r3fined 12h ago

If you wiggle it the right way it becomes a regular hot dog.

1

u/PaleontologistDeep80 12h ago

i swear i can see the bottom curve of the head, it's faint but istg it's there

1

u/ifulbd 12h ago

Mini Horndog

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u/TheNotoriousSSD 12h ago

Average redditor corn dog

1

u/NiorVespei 12h ago

😂😂😂

1

u/Ok_Difficulty2226 11h ago

Cornhole dog

1

u/MrWillyFister 11h ago

Mini corndick

1

u/JasonMallen 11h ago

The fryer oil was cold

1

u/Extreme-Diver6136 9h ago

Dang that corn dog is huge, am I right ladies?

1

u/MarthasPinYard 4h ago

Tuna Can nuggies

1

u/Forsaken_Biscotti_89 1h ago

Mini corndong

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u/sexybeast70 32m ago

You mean a mini horny dog

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u/MoMoney3205 12h ago

Porn dog