r/Wellthatsucks 1d ago

A palm tree leaf fell right in my windshild while I was working

i didnt even knew that kind of leaf were heavy enough to break a windshield. at least my boss will help me pay to fix it.

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u/bob_apathy 1d ago

I would have thought the same thing and was going to make a joke about a free sunshade then saw the damage. Your boss is a good person for doing that.

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u/Particular_Archer499 1d ago

I wonder if they have time to put this in the new GTA?

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u/Lune_Moooon 1d ago

people would say its unrealistic physics

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u/Obant 1d ago

Damn, I've never seen so much fall off. Usually just the frond come off, something must have been wrong with the tree

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u/notthiccboi 1d ago

That is the frond

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u/67alecto 1d ago

With fronds like these...

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u/Salt-Elephant8531 1d ago

…who needs frenemies?

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u/Vivid_Translator7306 1d ago

You should have posted a coffee warning. It would have helped me not shoot it out of my nose.

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u/Top-Rush-8271 20h ago

Who needs anemones?

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u/cube1234567890 18h ago

You're the bird...

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u/Obant 1d ago

The big green part attached to the frond usually doesnt fall off in the trees I grew up with. Never, in fact for the ones I cleaned up. They have always snapped at the bend.

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u/notthiccboi 1d ago

As you can see the trunk has no leftover fronds on it. There's nothing wrong with the tree, I assume yours is a different type of palm

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u/technobrendo 1d ago

The frond fell off.

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u/Jim__Moriarty 1d ago

That seldom happens, I can assure you!

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u/SteveAnneKing 1d ago

Most trees are designed so the frond doesn't come off at all

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u/ciaomain 1d ago

With fronds like that, you don't need anemones.

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u/ToriGallo 1d ago

Everyone jokes about coconuts falling on your head, but getting assassinated by a falling palm frond is a brand-new fear I didn't know

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u/cybermaus 1d ago

Though it did break the windshield, I think I still prefer assault by the falling leaf over a coconut.

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u/silkencirrus 1d ago

Those dry fronds easily weigh fifty pounds and hit like wooden logs!

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u/Obant 1d ago

The frond of some are ridged in huge thorns, too. I know all the ones on my street in southern California did. We used to sword fight with them as teens, but had to be careful to not actually hit each other because of the wicked thorns.

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u/Lune_Moooon 1d ago

I'm totally paranoid now lol

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u/Old-Library5546 1d ago

Who knew that palm fronds could shatter a windshield

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u/Lune_Moooon 1d ago

oh, so its fronds, not leafs. good to know

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u/anemptycardboardbox 1d ago

Also, the plural of leaf is leaves. Isn’t English fun

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u/SuccessPositive191 1d ago

Of course, most of the leaves decided to stay on the tree, but one leaf wanted to leave 🤣

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u/Lune_Moooon 1d ago

oh my, i was dubble wrong

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u/anemptycardboardbox 1d ago

… man, I feel like an ass, but you seem to want to know what’s correct…

*double

…or that was a joke and I just fell for it

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u/PersimmonQueen83 1d ago

They are so much heavier than they appear to be. Before forecasts for high winds, I would drive around looking for a space that wasn’t under a palm tree because I didn’t want to risk it.

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 1d ago edited 1d ago

Everybody who has ever owned property in Florida with a palm tree on it, actually. My hubby used to sit under our coconut palm in spite of many warnings (he's from VA). One day he was out there and the big one dropped both coconut and front frond. They missed him by inches.

He then removed his chair to the other side of the lawn.

Edited due to Autocorrupt

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u/ediks 1d ago

I think you’re replying to someone who is being sarcastic, but your story is valuable to those who may not know - and I appreciate that. Those trees can be deadly if you’re unaware.

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u/RafikKatisha54 1d ago

palm fronds are really heavy as hell, people dont realize how much they weigh until something like this happens

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u/araujo253 1d ago

Brazilian guy detected. 👍🏻👍🏻

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u/Sam-I-Am_1066 20h ago

Wow! Open palm slap!

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u/360walkaway 1d ago

Would insurance claim this to be an "act of god"?

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u/Vivid_Translator7306 1d ago

I solved this problem by living in Denver where we don't have those.

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u/crunchydorf 15h ago

Yep. Just those stormy bands of baseball sized hail you gotta watch out for.

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u/R_Erebo536 1d ago

Suddenly caralho

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u/teasing_cookie 1d ago

Just one leaf and suddenly you need a new windshield.

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u/Blue-Juniata 19h ago

Who knew?

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u/usinjin 18h ago

Fix it again, Tony! This time a tree fell on it!

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u/mistAr_bAttles 15h ago

That sucks but at least you weren’t in the car and no one was hurt!

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u/ceebiee 1h ago

today i learned palm leaves are definitely THAT heavy, wtf ?? sorry, OP, this sucks!!:((

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u/Tasty_Heron_7219 1d ago

Has anyone checked to make sure there isn’t a coconut that fell out of the tree bringing the frond down with it and rolled away after bouncing off that windshield?

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u/Lune_Moooon 1d ago

its not, this palm tree has really small coconuts and it was not producing any at all

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u/MinetteVette 1d ago

that's such a hassle, those leaves can really catch you off guard while trying to focus on work