r/Wellthatsucks • u/mattloaf666 • 9h ago

Reading festival 2026

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u/Dolphin_Spotter 8h ago

I bet there's loads of free booze and drugs amongst that lot

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u/necoffee_zgs 8h ago

not forgeting the condoms

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u/AnneWiddecombesDildo 8h ago

Free breakfast

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u/Transasaurus-Hex 6h ago

You know, it's my fault for being able to read.

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u/oscar-the-bud 5h ago

Just bring a fork. Piles of stew are all over the ground.

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u/RaisinsInMyToasts 5h ago

Toaster strudel

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u/Deel132 6h ago

25 condoms could contain 250 calories. Yummy and healthy breakfast!

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u/WatermelonSmashing 7h ago

Most probably do, STDs having a field day

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u/karateninjazombie 7h ago

You just have to wash them before you use them...

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u/mechmind 8h ago

Recycle!

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u/Jinky522 7h ago

There's a story on Reddit somewhere from a volunteer who found a vape pen whilst tidying and thought ohhh shit nice let's get a little bit high, assuming that it was a weed vape.

Turns out it was DMT and they had a wild 15 minute trip..

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u/guard19 46m ago

I still dont understand how someone could a big enough rip to break through before realizing the "weed" pen tasted horrific

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u/MarsScully 4h ago

Doing drugs you found on the ground is absolute insanity

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u/Honest-Importance221 3h ago

I turned up to creamfields in 2013 with nothing; there was crazy amounts of stuff abandoned on the way in because it was too long of a walk for people to carry everything. I ended up with a free tent (still have it) and all the booze I needed.

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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox 7h ago

Saw a pic from a festival clean up of a box full of phones, don't think it was the only box either.

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u/thisfuckinguy617 2h ago

Epic ground scores

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u/eatmyopinions 2h ago

And books.

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u/tutike2000 6h ago

And free used needles!