r/Wellthatsucks • u/mattloaf666 • 10h ago

Reading festival 2026

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u/Dolphin_Spotter 10h ago

I bet there's loads of free booze and drugs amongst that lot

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u/necoffee_zgs 10h ago

not forgeting the condoms

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u/AnneWiddecombesDildo 10h ago

Free breakfast

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u/Transasaurus-Hex 8h ago

You know, it's my fault for being able to read.

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u/oscar-the-bud 7h ago

Just bring a fork. Piles of stew are all over the ground.

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u/RaisinsInMyToasts 6h ago

Toaster strudel

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u/Deel132 7h ago

25 condoms could contain 250 calories. Yummy and healthy breakfast!