r/WetlanderHumor • u/zestydinobones • 2d ago

Inside Faile there are 3 wolves

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And one of them is Perrin after he yells at her.

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u/BigBadBeetleBoy 2d ago

These are also the wolves in Nynaeve. And with only moderate adjustment, Tuon and Mat.

I, uh, get the feeling my guy Rob had very specific tastes in women.

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u/Rotehexe 2d ago

Nynaeve loves to act the prude while being the most aggressively horny character from the beginnig of the books. She saw Lan and went "That's my husband."

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u/RuralfireAUS 1d ago

Lan comments on the fact that they may have destroyed the bed at one point

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u/duffy_12 1d ago edited 1d ago

 

Galgóczi Móni:

The female characters in WoT are very authoritative. Are they based on real-life personalities, or is this how you imagine that these women have to act in these situations?

Robert Jordan:

All my life, I was always surrounded by strong women who "ate" the weak men, and so only the strong men survived in my family. My grandfather asked me a question: which is more fun: hunting rabbits or leopards? Otherwise, I always paid close attention to the women around me, and I observed how they "work". I always took care to portray them as accurately as possible, or at least that's how I think. This method was so successful—at least based on feedback—that some female readers believed that Robert Jordan was a pen name for a female author.

🐆🐆🐆

— 'Meta' - WoT Women are leopards.🐆

 

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u/Euronymous_616_Lives 1d ago

Nynaeve is my queen tsundere

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u/BigBadBeetleBoy 1d ago

Deredere with Lan and tsuntsun with Moiriane, creating a perfect balance through the warder bond. Jordan thought of everything!

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u/RequiemRaven Not An Eelfinn 2d ago

Oh, I thought it was going to be penis.

........ Right, well, I'm off.

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u/EikonVera_tou_Lilith please, tell me more about this *spanking* you mentioned earlier 2d ago

It is penis—specifically Perrin’s penis. You were correct! So you got that going for you, which is nice.

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u/Lobo2ffs 2d ago

Oh, right. The penis. The penis of Perrin, the penis chosen especially to penetrate Faile, Perrin's penis.

That penis?

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 2d ago

Hums softly & tugs earlobe

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u/cmndrhurricane Be'lol 2d ago

Humming for the penis? We're learning new things about you, Lews

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 2d ago

I am not dead! I deserve death, but I am ALIVE! ALIVE! ALIVE!

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u/BigBadBeetleBoy 2d ago

just to be clear -- his axe, or his hammer?

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u/EikonVera_tou_Lilith please, tell me more about this *spanking* you mentioned earlier 1d ago

wondering ‘by which title does Perrin refer to his penis?’

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u/BigBadBeetleBoy 1d ago

Well, with how much he talks about hating the bloody thing, I hope it's not the axe. Not a healthy self-image, there.

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u/NotPapaHemingway Give yer braid a tug! 2d ago

Perrin is the 3rd wolf

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u/Szalony20 2d ago

I wonder if Perrin can be called the happiest guy in bed among those important in the plot?

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u/zestydinobones 2d ago

Haha he's definitely in the conversation. Based on the Sea folk marriage vows I think Lan is enjoying himself.

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u/Rotehexe 2d ago

These are not necessarily mutally exclusive.

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u/MaximumEffort433 2d ago

Best of both worlds. 😤

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u/dead___ringer 2d ago

Same, girl, same.

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u/Karmek 2d ago

The right to command in private.