r/WhitePeopleTwitter 11d ago

r/All We now have one of the photos of Natalie Harp sprint-chasing Trump's golfcart

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u/IamHydrogenMike 11d ago

Everything is so weird...why is everything so weird now?!?!?!

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u/dingodongubanu 11d ago

My theory is 2012 we all died, and we now exist in some weird timeline or purgatory

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u/Zelcron 11d ago

No, it was 2016 when Harambe was murdered. Brexit and Trump 1.0 were immediately after.

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u/TECL_Grimsdottir Release The Trump-Epstein Files 11d ago

I believe it was the Cubs winning the world series.

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u/drgigantor 11d ago

Personally I think it started when Anthony Weiner sent that dick pic. That was the day the original writers walked out. Since then everything has been handled by a bunch of scab failed sitcom showrunners, and they finally jumped the shark in 2016. Seriously, every ridiculous thing that happens now, had it been in a work of fiction, would have been called lazy hamfisted satire prior to ~2014. 2015, a dumpy washed up reality TV star ran to spite the last guy, and enough people went with it as a joke that he won. Now he's the object of fervent idolatrous worship to millions.

We'd all be fine right now if Weiner had just kept it in his pants.

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u/Parkotron1 11d ago

I think you mean Carlos Danger. If his name was Weiner, that would just be too silly.

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u/Vorpal_Bunny19 11d ago

Same. I’ve been saying that for a while now. Animals being killed to save a child isn’t really all of that rare of an occurrence, but the Cubbies really broke reality.

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u/errie_tholluxe 11d ago

Actually I think it's trickle down from when the Red Sox won building up over time. Even us Sox fans where like wtf, did they just win the series?

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u/i_am_james_cole 11d ago

Wish i could go back, put some money on the Cubbies.

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u/cody_mf 11d ago

I left for deployment the day that damn gorilla was murdered and when I came back 8 months later it was like entering a whole new country

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u/Wes_Warhammer666 11d ago

Sounds like the story I recently saw of the group who was on a canoe trip from September 9-13, 2001. No phones, no internet, no nothing. They came back to a whole different universe.

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u/cody_mf 11d ago

reminds me of that Serbian cave hermit Panta Petrovic that came back from being offgrid during peak covid

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u/DerelictBombersnatch 11d ago

Last night I felt disgusted when I missed how "normal" Trump I seems in retrospect. It wasn't, and should never be. But every day now seems to be getting weirder and weirder.

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u/Old-Willingness2479 11d ago

That was when he wasnt worried about going to prison or on a revenge kick. Now his term is all about staying out of prison for his numerous crimes and grifting as much money as possible from the people. He does not care about us. He sees even his own voting base as suckers who will do anything to defend him while he robbs us blind. All while he weakens America for whatever Russian or Israeli handler has him by the balls to keep his full involvement with epstein from getting worse.

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u/Wes_Warhammer666 11d ago

Jan 6 may have failed but it did show Trump that his cult will literally sacrifice themselves for him no matter what he does, so he's been taking full advantage of it ever since.

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u/LoJoPa 11d ago

Yes and Bush/Cheney seems almost pleasant! WTF?

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u/celticairborne 11d ago

Yes. And I was deployed for a good chunk of it...

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u/20thCenturyClocks 11d ago

The weasel in the hadron collider in 2016 seems like a timeline altering event.

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u/LittleNigiri 11d ago

I think David Bowie's death in 2016 is what shunted us all into this shitty timeline.

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u/Final_Boss_Jr 11d ago

Prince died in 2016 too

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u/JeebusFright 11d ago

And Brexit was in 2016, too. World lost its shit and it's been downhill from there.

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u/Triphin1 11d ago

George Carlin Passed in 2008. He was the voice of reason and after he passed it took a while for reason to be lost

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u/mintBRYcrunch26 11d ago

I have seen much support of this theory in my sphere.

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u/calsosta 11d ago

It is my belief that sometime in the 90s the simulation starting to glitch and we got stuck in this feedback loop that is causing more and more erratic things to happen.

Climate, politics, society, everything is becoming an exaggerated instance of itself.

The beings controlling it can't stop the process now, but it's like being in a dream. Once the majority of people realize it's a dream we will wake up. The only thing they can do is communicate with us indirectly and let the simulation integrate that communication into the narrative.

The movie The Matrix was literally them trying to send us a coded message! Now they are doing even more ridiculous things like the KFC Double Down and influencers getting famous playing with slime.

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u/TheLurkingMenace 11d ago

The should never have turned on the LHC.

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u/JoJackthewonderskunk 11d ago

That weasel fell into the hadron collider before all that and pushed us into the hell dimension. Go look it up im serious.

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u/cuddly0510 11d ago

We've lost our anchor being.

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u/Ninja-Panda70 11d ago

It was the Large Hadron Collider. Mf fucked up the timeline

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u/Admirable-Bar-3549 11d ago

This might not be the good place…

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u/TheRealDoomsong 11d ago

Just as long as Jason doesn't figure it out first...

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u/LDawnBurges 11d ago

I think the CERN Long Hadron Collider kicked us in to an alternate dimension

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u/TJ_Will 11d ago

This is the answer. Somehow CERN kicked us over to the Idiocracy reality.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3otPoEiEGXh41xKGdO

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u/Kimothy42 11d ago

It was the weasel. April 2016.

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u/gaseousogre 11d ago

its Idiocracy, 1984, and V for Vendetta all at once

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u/kategoad 11d ago

They did manage to perform alchemy. Accidentally.

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u/MaybeNotABear 11d ago

Specifically, the weasel at CERN

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u/Agitated-Canary9840 11d ago

I would like to get off this ride now

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u/turbospeedsc 11d ago edited 11d ago

i been thinking about this a lot, maybe the its a simulation what was supposed to be turned off in 2012, but somebody forgot about it and it keeps running wild.

So the more time it runs the weirder it gets because there was no parameters set for it.

maybe covid was a hard reset left there just in case, but it didnt work and from then on things went really crazy.

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u/GalacticaActually 11d ago

Mine is that we’re in a Doctor Who episode where, to conceal Hillary Clinton’s victory, the Vogons teamed w Musk to put up a reality bubble. They then regretted it and sent for the Doctor who is stuck in some timey-wimey bizness and any minute now will burst in, pop the bubble, and it will be only women, queer, Brown and Black and Indigenous leaders forever, climate change reversed, UBI, healthcare for all, sovereignty for animal beings, actual education in schools, fuck guns, did I leave anything out? Oh, yeah, so much consent, and so many pollinators.

It’s my personal bedtime story.

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u/gogu47 11d ago

So the Mayans were right, I mean it feels like it that we are dead.

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u/How_that_convo_went 11d ago

It’s like an episode of Veep but it’s not funny and everything is played entirely straight. All the absurd bullshit still happens but no one in the show will acknowledge it.

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u/ImNotSkankHunt42 11d ago

LOST, someone forgot to input the sequence

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u/Asconce 11d ago

Because money from richies and special interests has so influenced our government that it and the people elected to represent us no longer reflect common sense actions or governance.

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u/Golden-Grams Release The Trump-Epstein Files 11d ago

We reached the tipping point, where the US has been "won" by the rich. They don't feel like hiding their weird bullshit anymore, it is on display, because they own everything.

What are your words going to touch in their lives? That's how they think.

Maybe a society that prioritizes relentless capitalism, and accumulating obscene wealth, turned out to be a bad idea for most involved. Time for a change?

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u/pontiacfirebird92 11d ago

The American Dream™ had everyone thinking they were just temporarily embarrassed millionaires. That everyone could own a lambo and a mansion if they just worked hard enough. And that was all that was needed for the masses to adopt policies that only benefited the ultra wealthy.

You can't even say the American Dream™ was a lie, or that it's dead, without somebody who still believes the system hasn't been working against them for the last 60 years or so calling you anti-American in whatever flavor they can think of.

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u/beardeddragon0113 11d ago

Feels like whoever is running the simulation is stress-testing the system to see how crazy things can get before our minds break

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u/colors-in-space 11d ago

They're at the "let's throw aliens and natural disasters at everything" stage of Sim City 3000...er 2026 I mean

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u/LordoftheMonkeyHouse 11d ago

Did I just here someone say "Hey there it's Josh"?

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u/_Sausage_fingers 11d ago

People didn't listen when Tim Walz said it outright, now we all get to live it.

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u/IamHydrogenMike 11d ago

The problem is he stopped saying it…

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u/mumushu 11d ago

Advisors told him to stop, which was the dumbest move

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u/BillTowne 11d ago

Much of the power in our country is in the hands of a few people who don't care about us. They are fine with letting a fool run the country if they get what they want.

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u/neridqe00 11d ago

Because evangelical christians have their fucking hands in everything.

Oh look another batch of dirty vegetables making people sick, this time it's brussel sprouts. Yesterday it was blueberries. 

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u/Unfair_Web_8275 11d ago

Democrats shouldn't have stopped calling Republicans weird during the 2024 campaign.

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u/brother_bart 11d ago

Democrats never met a winning strategy they could stomach. Performative nice is more important than winning elections and fighting back, apparently. I am so over the DNC I could puke in a Big Gulp cup.

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u/IvoShandor 11d ago

We have to go back 5 years and get the infinity stones and undo whatever was done.

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u/Ok_Ordinary6694 11d ago

Nothing has gotten better since David Bowie, Alan Rickman, and Lemmy died.

I can’t prove that they held things together, but just look at this shit.

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u/Dragos_Drakkar 11d ago

Well, you see, it all started when they shot this ape.

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u/ZinaSky2 11d ago

Bc they function purely at the benefit of themselves and detriment of others.

And most normal people don’t.

So their ways of being and motivations are largely alien to normal people.

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u/rocbolt 11d ago

Welcome to the stupidest timeline

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u/Grimekat 11d ago

We’re all laughing and shaking our heads about how ridiculous this is, and rightfully wondering about whether this is a security concern.

But somehow, something that isn’t even being brought up, is that trump is *married*. Like this man has a wife, and conservatives present them as some pinnacle of American love and family. Yet the marriage is such a sham, no one is even mentioning it.

For *any* other president, this sort of alleged infidelity would be an absurd scandal. But for Trump? No one even expects Melania to care or for Trump to address it lmao. No one has even asked them about their marriage!

What an absolute joke the Presidency has become.

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u/srslytho1979 11d ago

She seems unhinged. The secret service should be and probably is alarmed.

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u/InspectorPipes 11d ago

She must have a humiliation fetish. Chasing donny’s cart, riding in trunks and sleeping in locker rooms because she was ‘forgotten’ about when making reservations.

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u/cicada_noises 11d ago

This entire thing is so bizarre. Who the fuck even is she? Why does she even have to opportunity to run alongside a golf cart like a hunting dog?

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u/hypercosm_dot_net 11d ago

I would not be the least surprised to find out Trump is paying her to behave this way.

Because it makes him seem less like the demented geriatric that he is.

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u/repost_inception 11d ago

Her brother did an interview on CNN. The way I understand it she had bone cancer and Trump made some order to allow use of experimental drugs for treatment. Fox News had her in as a guest to idk show how Trump cured her cancer ? Then she was a speaker at a convention and now she is his "executive assistant"

Her brother says that she says Trump saved her life. He couldn't say whether he thinks she actually believes that or not. He said that their mom raised them to be conservative MAGA types so her loving Trump isn't a surprise. He seemed the opposite of that.

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u/Neuchacho 11d ago

I understand it she had bone cancer and Trump made some order to allow use of experimental drugs for treatment. Fox News had her in as a guest to idk show how Trump cured her cancer ?

Which is a total lie. The drug they used on her was already approved for use before the legislation that Trump signed. It was just some bullshit to ingratiate herself with Trump. It was also the kind of thing he'd want everyone else to hear about. That got her in and she's been kissing his ass and acting insane ever since.

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u/mini-mini-mini-mini 10d ago

did she even have bone cancer?

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u/Neuchacho 10d ago

It's very possible she didn't and that was also a lie. There's only her own self account as evidence.

That's the problem with a group of people who do nothing but lie to gain any advantage they can wherever they can. You can't even take them at their word that they had cancer...

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u/jazzhandler 11d ago

I wonder if she has a White House hard pass.

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u/luo1304 11d ago edited 11d ago

They absolutely already were and are concerned. They have been expressing concern for legit a year about this and how close she has gotten to Trump.

The real concern is she has consistently pushed back the paperwork needed to process her security clearances to work in the administration. It is not unheard of for it to be pushed back here and there, however she has pushed them back since being hired, and yet has been at Trump's direction let into high security briefings and meetings up to and including meetings in the situation room, all the while having no approved security clearance for that level of access, let alone any security clearance. The fact she has been able to continue to push this back and yet still be allowed extremely high level access to the president and his goings on are the biggest red flag the secret service have seen, and there is clearly a reason she has continued to refuse to go through the process. She's hiding something absolutely terrible (I would assume some mental issues, but no one knows), yet her fanatical devotion is something Trump loves and so dismisses the problem. And since this absolute moron has no moral compass, and is unable to recognize when flattery is being used to get something out of him, or in this case absolutely unhinged and bordering on parasocial behavior, he keeps giving her unfettered access.

It should also be mentioned this is NOT the first president she has attempted to get close to. This weirdness goes back as far as George W. Bush and even apparently includes attempts at getting close to Obama. The difference is nothing ever came of those situations other than letters written to them and secret service intervening. All of this information has emerged and been reported on as of this week, I myself just learned this info as of yesterday from a journalist roundtable on MSNBC.

This is fucking nuts. Imagine someone this unhinged is one of three people Trump personally chose to take with him after secretly leaving Air Force One due to a threat assessment while leaving the secretary of fucking state, Karoline Levitt, and scores of journalists among others (whatever the hell Stephen Miller's role is, idk head demon in charge of nefarious schemes or something) on the decoy plane.

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u/SearchElsewhereKarma 11d ago

If things continue down the path we're on, I believe Steven Miller's title will be Chief "Wait, I'm One of the Good Ones, Remember?"

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u/treesandfood4me 10d ago

I hope it’s something hilarious like: “He doesn’t have hair, never liked him, never knew him.”

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u/xXXxRMxXXx 11d ago

I was gonna say, if anyone saw the movie Obsession, then you know to turn a blind eye to this

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u/jax2love 11d ago

I’m getting Manson girl meets Fatal Attraction vibes.

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u/sik_dik 11d ago

Fingers crossed

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u/SidKafizz 11d ago

More like Eva Braun with some Rasputin stirred into the mix.

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u/fantumn 11d ago

According to her brother he's not the first president she's had this fixation with, he's just the first who entertained it.

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u/Lrack9927 11d ago

This is the thing, there’s probably been a lot of people like this over the years. Unwell people get fixated on famous people all the time. But trump is the only one dumb enough to let someone like this near him.

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u/LightningMcLovin 11d ago

Her and every despotic nation can’t believe how much access they suddenly gained when piss Jesus was coronated 😂 😭

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u/DisposableSaviour 11d ago

Bet Putin feels like a fool for spending “fuck him” money on a honeypot when he could have just picked up one of these for the cheap.

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u/PepinoPicante 11d ago

I think that is why we are hearing so much about her now.

Ossoff made one casual remark about travel. All of this utterly unhinged stuff that's coming out now is being leaked by people in the administration and close to the President. No way "the Dumocrats" acquired this photo from in front of Trump's golf cart.

The people leaking her insane letters, talking about where she sleeps in Trump's clubs... these are people inside those buildings.

If we are concerned that she is a crazy person... imagine how they feel interacting with her.

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u/javoss88 11d ago

I think they are alarmed, and have been for a while, from what I’ve read. But I don’t think the SS (or as they prefer to call themselves, the USSS) are the best and the brightest. Many, if not most, of our institutions have been crippled. I met a usss dude in person. His cologne was debilitating to me. Flanked by two sleepy, but armed local cops. Unpleasant.

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u/Grimekat 11d ago

I’d imagine trump is telling them to leave her be as well.

There is no way he’s allowing them to stop a young blonde from being all over him.

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u/regreddit 11d ago

I know an SS agent that protects a former president, and he's an absolute moron. Was a rookie highway patrolman when he got accepted to the USSS and had a propensity for being a racist.

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u/javoss88 11d ago

I believe it

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u/Imeatbag 11d ago

She’s going to be the hero we need. The princess that was promised.

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u/calvinbuddy1972 11d ago

Most definitely. She refused to be vetted for her security clearance and only got it after trump intervened.

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u/aboutlikecommon 11d ago

They need to keep a cattle prod on hand at all times.

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u/funkyavocado 11d ago

This is the same guy who cheated on his then pregnant wife with a pornstar and later paid her hush money with campaign finances.

If conservatives really cared, it should have killed his chances then just as many other things should have. But they don't. 

And those of us that acknowledge how effed up this guy is aren't surprised anymore.

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u/Flahdagal 11d ago

I don't assume this is an affair, because I don't think he's capable. What I'm concerned about is the clear national security risk of having this clearly unstable woman with such unfettered* access to the sitting president.

*except with respect to golf carts, apparently

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u/CMMiller89 11d ago

Right now this seems like an acceptable distraction but the second this becomes personally embarrassing for Trump he is going to can her like a ripe tomato and she’s gonna have a break down and leap from a tall building.

This does not end well for her.

And the administration won’t miss a beat.

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u/the_Elders 11d ago

What I'm concerned about is the clear national security risk

My man... national security is long gone. Trump is just a patsy at this point. Get rid of the entire administration and national security is still long gone.

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u/Coldkiller17 11d ago

You mean the twice divorced man who has cheated on all his wives. The man who they hold up as the pinnacle of family values but we all know he raped children and women alike. The right are bunch of hypocrites.

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u/paging_mrherman 11d ago

Trump could leave Melania for her and they would %100 be on board. There is not bottom. He may even slip up and kiss or squeeze her on camera and the won’t care.

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u/jminer1 11d ago

He could shit on their dinner table

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u/valschermjager 11d ago

Mail order brides shipping in from behind the old iron curtain is just smart business. A win-win for everyone involved. What do you think EB-1A Einstein visas are for? /s

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u/How_that_convo_went 11d ago

Any responsible leader would see how this young lady is acting and would immediately separate themselves from her. They’d see that it’s unhealthy and obsessive and wildly unprofessional and they’d cut it out.

But Trump thrives on this sort of sycophantic adulation. That’s the cost of being in his church. Your devotion must be absolute.

So he’ll keep her under around until the pressure of the media scrutiny makes her have a total meltdown and she does something so weird that he no longer finds her attractive… and then he’ll cast her aside and never give her so much as a passing thought ever again.

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u/the_YellowRanger 11d ago

I think I saw they brought Melania out from hiding in a picture yesterday for these reasons.

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u/Dark_WulfGaming 11d ago

Clinton was simpeached for shit like this

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u/IvanVandura 11d ago

Rofl, that last golf cart in the line appears to have the passenger seat free, this is so hilarious

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u/Zelcron 11d ago edited 11d ago

"Should we tell her?"

"No."

"Good call, let's go deregulate an oil company, bro."

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u/romafa 11d ago

None of the people surrounding Trump actually like each other. They don’t even like themselves.

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u/SidKafizz 11d ago

With good reason. They are all awful people.

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u/EchoSkillet 11d ago

That was too far from his diaper.

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u/MiloAndChopper 11d ago

That is waaayyy too far from the president.

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u/Technical-Pay-3711 11d ago

Cant even imagine what the secret service agents are saying to each other during this. It's gotta be hilarious to them.

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u/srslytho1979 11d ago

Wonder what her code name is.

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u/SporesM0ldsandFungus 11d ago

Code Name "Willow" as in One Wish Willow.

It needs to be something clever and not immediately obvious.  

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u/jazzhandler 11d ago

Cavalier. On the surface it sounds kinda cool and mavericky. But dog people refer to the Cavalier King Charles breed as the Comforter Spaniel because their only real drive is to be in your lap.

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u/darkt1de 11d ago

Poodle or something like that.

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u/acrazyscot 11d ago

Bunny Rabbit.

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u/neck-tourniquet 11d ago

The only way this could be funnier is if she was wearing those ill fitting dress shoes trump likes to hand out to his inner circle.

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u/TravoBasic 11d ago

Oh my god.

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u/Anxiety_Fit 11d ago

This is a humiliation ritual of some kind.

He is baiting her to test her loyalty.

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u/Ianthin1 11d ago

Exactly. He lives for this level of power.

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u/Cerebral-Knievel-1 11d ago

Like Rubio and those comically oversized shoes

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u/ikillsouls 11d ago

It feels like they're subjecting everyone to their humiliation kink.

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u/tutorp 11d ago

And she may very well actually *like* it.

Which I'd ordinarily say is okay, because we don't kinkshame, but in this particular case I'm making an exception.

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u/Anxiety_Fit 11d ago

Kink shaming for national security. I’ll allow it.

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u/graffiksguru 11d ago

JFC, at first I thought this was funny, but now I just think it's sad. This chick needs a mental health psych eval fr

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u/ink_monkey96 11d ago

He’s probably made her take the cognitive test to make sure she isn’t smarter than him. Does that count?

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u/Lost-Character 11d ago

Everything I know about this lady is against my will. Almost like it’s a distraction for something else.

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u/GJones007 11d ago

This is the peak fucking apex of cringe. I ask myself, why?

Then I'm like, oh shit that's right.

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u/ObscureOperatorZ 11d ago

Some feelings I am legally not allowed to voice rise any time I see this person....

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u/Halstock 11d ago

Yeah... Same.

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u/South_Oread 11d ago

This poor girl is bug eating crazy. She seems like the kinda girl who boils bunnies.

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u/sniper91 11d ago

Iirc her brother said she’s been obsessed with other Presidents

Trump is the first one to indulge her

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u/SporesM0ldsandFungus 11d ago

Or makes altar / sandwiches of dead cats (for the younger folks in this audience)

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u/Relzin 11d ago

"We're not a cult" - MAGA

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u/onemanrevolution 11d ago

This is all a distraction. No one cares...release the files. Impeach. Convict. Remove.

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u/JazzyJockJeffcoat 11d ago

Impeach. Convict. Remove. Imprison.

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u/Admirable-Bar-3549 11d ago

So, is this the incident she’s referring to where she profusely apologizes that she embarrassed him by… walking?

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u/Imwhatswrongwithyou 11d ago

This one?

“I also am sorry if I was an embarrassment walking the course in Scotland. The first day I was told there were no carts, and people walked, which is why I walked. The second day, I was specifically asked by, I forget who his name was, but one of the main people who worked there, if I could continue walking, and tell any other girls who would head out there to do the same to spare the Course any more Carts.”

Fuckin wild read that letter. It 100% reads like a brainwashed cult member writing to the leader of the cult.

“You are all that matters to me. I don't want to ever let you down. Thank you for being my Guardian and Protector in this Life-“

Some guardian and protector letting her run behind his golf cart caravan 🤦‍♀️

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u/Admirable-Bar-3549 11d ago

Yup, that’s the one! I read that like… huh? She’s apologizing for… walking? If anything, he should be apologizing to her for having to trot behind him like a forgotten puppy.

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u/craptainbland 11d ago

Yeah I noted that, this is very clearly not walking

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u/calvinbuddy1972 11d ago

I've read a lot about her, and she seems mentally ill. She refused to comply with a security review or apply for clearance and only received it after Trump intervened, which is frightening. They have a very bizarre relationship.

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u/BeefistPrime 11d ago

Trump is such a narcissist that he wants to keep around an actual crazy person just because she flatters him obsessively

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u/pasenast 11d ago

I won't be surprised if she's preggo by the end of the year, by a "mysterious" father.

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u/azraiel7 11d ago

Didn't they more or less say that trump only gets blowies when Loomer was flying around with him.

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u/DjinnaG 11d ago

Would be too much effort on his part for anything else.

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u/anonareyouokay 11d ago

You can def get pregnant with a BJ, you just have to be VERY unethical about it.

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u/amaezingjew 11d ago

I would. I think this is some ploy to make Trump seem “virile” and strong instead of someone who needs an aid.

I DO believe that she’s crazy and devoted enough to play this part for him while also caring for his health to protect his image. But I think it’s just that - crazy devotion, not romantic obsession. The guy can even keep his shit in his ass, you really think he can get it up?

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u/pbrandpearls 11d ago

Another one of Elons.

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u/Appropriate_Big_1610 11d ago

I take it he'd just made one of his famous super funny jokes?

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u/deGrominator2019 11d ago

What a freak

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u/oh-kee-pah 11d ago

The second-hand cringe I'm experiencing right now is OFF. THE FKN. CHARTS.

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u/ConsiderationNo5146 11d ago

Hilarious! They deserve each other. Now back to the damn list

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u/skidsareforkids 11d ago

If she was so important to him wouldn’t they arrange a cart with more seats?!?

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u/vahntitrio 11d ago edited 11d ago

No, this lady is crazy. Trump wants her around, but every other person in the administration DOES NOT want her anywhere near Trump. This picture is because those people would not give her a cart to keep her away from him, and she ran after him anyway.

And Trump is too demented and self-absorbed to have any clue what is going on here other than "blonde lady likes me".

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u/DissentSociety 11d ago

Her humiliation is likely what he finds appealing about her.

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u/ryansgt 11d ago edited 11d ago

Wow, that is weird. Like batshit. This girl has major emotional problems and should really seek help.

Ok, I dug further and it's even more disturbing. I thought she was in her early 20's which could maybe be written off as an attraction to power by an immature girl. She's 35. This is a grown ass woman that is acting like a 20yo with mental issues. That is so much weirder since you would think a woman of her age would be at least somewhat mature.

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u/wylee_one 11d ago

oh yeah she is a bunny boiler

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u/YoungerMucus 11d ago

god you can see the embarrassed-but-trying-to-act-like-she’s-totally-cool-and-happy-about-it smile on her face even from that far away

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u/Vegekerian 11d ago

How many Natalie’s will there be this Halloween??? My prediction is a lot

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u/Alternative-Score-35 11d ago

MAGA is a mental disorder.

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u/wolfboy49 11d ago

There is very little difference between Natalie Harp and Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, Pete Hegseth, Kelly Loefler, JD Vance, etc

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u/F1BlackFlag 11d ago

So in essence, Trump does not care about her at all, and is just using her

Rinse and Repeat with any women that enter his orbit

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u/firstlight777 10d ago

I saw an opinion today, what if she's a Russian plant? She got the job while he was out of office, was at maralago all that time while the stolen documents were there in the bathroom. She refused a security check for A YEAR during this term. She has full access to him. Scary stuff.

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u/DonnyDiddledIvanka 11d ago

How are Secret Service not shutting this down immediately???

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u/Hornpipe_Jones 11d ago

Bumbling old man who loves to be worshipped tells them not to?

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u/HibiscusGrower 11d ago

Poor woman is completely unhinged. She could at least have used the side of the trail instead of blocking all the other carts. One of the other assholes in Trump's entourage probably complained and that's why she wrote that super weird apology letter.

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u/PelicanWaveSurfer 11d ago

Your typical George Bluth, and kitty scene for all my Arrested Development fans out there

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u/mgyro 11d ago

Isn’t this abuse? Like wtf, she’s clearly not right, and ofc bc it serves Trumps ego, as massive as it is fragile somehow, he’s lapping it up, and doubling own on the abuse.

But someone really needs to get this poor person some much needed psychiatric treatment.

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u/RampScamp1 11d ago

Is she being subjected to abuse? Almost certainly. Trump is a monster, after all.

But this? This is just a psycho who can't take no for an answer. Your boss is going golfing. Just hang out at the clubhouse and chill. Maybe have a drink or two.

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u/mgyro 11d ago

That’s my point. At first I was like, what a whackjob. Then the news about her getting in the cargo hold of an suv when there was an available seat, her sleeping in a janitor’s closet despite rooms being available, and now her running behind the golf cart when there’s an open seat.

Clearly she’s not well, and clearly this man is getting pleasure from her humiliation. It’s wrong. She needs help, and that scumbag of a president’s abuse should not be enabled.

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u/kurai-samurai 11d ago

Moto-paced runs need flagging on Strava. 

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u/SomethingAbtU 11d ago

America has a full blown cult presidency on it hands, and despite how much the cult members are suffering, it takes a lot for them to snap into reality

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u/Jay_Stone 11d ago

Well, that’s how you get a ride in the food truck to the non-exploding airplane.

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u/_Nightbreaker_ 11d ago

That picture of her sprinting after his cart is absurd - she must be batshit crazy

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u/Personal-Lead3884 11d ago

It’s freaky how you can see she has a huge smile on her face while she runs.

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u/stocksandoptions2 10d ago

This admin is a complete shit show.

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u/SnootSnootBasilisk 10d ago

Natalie still loving Trump and chasing after him after he treated here like shit is a perfect summary of MAGA's history

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u/bron685 11d ago

I saw Jennifer Welch compare it to fatal attraction and the rabbit boiling scene. Then after she was talking about the situation she called it bunny-boiler behavior and it got me wheezing lol

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u/hannbann88 11d ago

I feel like it’s a degradation kink or something. Like everybody involved gets a kick out of the lengths she will go

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u/Aggravating-Echo8014 11d ago

Who ever broke the universe needs to fix it now.

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u/rdunlap1 11d ago

The one person that isn’t an old white male is forced to run with the carts. Seems on par with everything else we know about this administration.