r/WinStupidPrizes 1d ago

CornNUTS?

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u/GrandmaJR 1d ago

Flip him over and play actual cornhole

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u/Sunnyjim333 1d ago

Lawn Darts?

8

u/GrandmaJR 1d ago

For Piercings

4

u/TheModeratorWrangler 1d ago

cackles loudly

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u/greenGBP 1d ago

Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass!

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u/DisturbingPragmatic 1d ago

This looks like the beginning of a gay porn movie.

6

u/endgame217 1d ago

I think you mean “is the”

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u/GekidoTC 1d ago

Just dudes bein guys.

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u/Potential_Help6104 1d ago

🫡 agreed lol

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u/Jazzlike-Lunch5390 1d ago

We're not gonna make it? As species, I mean. 

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u/hvanderw 1d ago

It's in your nature to hit each other in the nuts.

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u/SilasAI6609 1d ago

Do we deserve to make it as a species?

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u/TacoTuesday1008 1d ago

Absolutely not.

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u/CutsSoFresh 1d ago

It's in your nature to destroy yourselves

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u/Drake750254 23h ago

Can you confirm if I'm in your species or not? thanks

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u/Superman101011 1d ago

Excellent use of a moron!

Only note would be to switch to throwing bricks, really make sure he can't pass on those genes 🤣

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u/SunLitWalker12 1h ago

calm down satan!

actually.....

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u/davper 1d ago

Why?!

I am sitting here trying to figure out how much letting someone throw a bean bag at my bean bag is worth to me. That shit hurts and I am thinking at least 6 figures.

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u/SlickDillywick 1d ago

Ahh, good ole nutball

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u/Potential_Help6104 1d ago

Nutball should be an Olympic sport lol

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u/Passing_Gass 1d ago

I mean, that’s one way to naturally keep our gene pool healthy

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u/ZookeepergameHot338 1d ago

Why are you gay?

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u/Potential_Help6104 1d ago

I can’t read this without hearing it lol

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u/moth117 1d ago

Lot of kink shaming in these comments. If this is what he likes who are we to judge.

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u/turbopro25 1d ago

I feel like if you are gonna do it then you should at least be bare balls.

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u/Afrojive 1d ago

Beaned in the bags

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u/Delicious-Yak-1095 16h ago

Sack to sack

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u/crunchymush 12h ago

Nothin' but nut.

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u/mrlookinthesky 1d ago

Nailed it!

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u/Thiago270398 15h ago

Damn, all ball no board, great throw!

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u/caalger 1h ago

Nothing but nads.

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u/PupLondon 1d ago

What was he expecting?

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u/zytukin 1d ago

Internet attention

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u/crookpat 1d ago

I’m fully convinced guys willing to do this have a CBT fetish

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u/Only-Entrepreneur-16 15h ago

Who ever named that game cornhole has obviously NEVER watched Beavis and Butthead. 😅😆

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u/NewCornnut 10h ago

You rang?

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u/Potential_Help6104 9h ago edited 9h ago

😂 come show us how it’s done

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u/TurbulentMiddle2970 9h ago

You did it to yourself by choice. The thrower just did what you asked him to do.

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u/brunicus 1h ago

Just people feeding into his fetish.