r/absolutelynotme_irl • u/Esmariiiaaa • 4d ago

absolutelynotme_irl

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u/Top_Illustrator2349 4d ago

What is your profession and are they hiring?

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u/Mother_Dragonfruit90 4d ago

obviously a line cook

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u/CocoaCali 4d ago

This screams dishie all day

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u/Mother_Dragonfruit90 4d ago

Basically 61% of the entire restaurant with the 1% being people in the program who slip

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u/OSRS_Garmr 3d ago

100% wouldn't call to bail out a cook. You'd pester someone else to work, but a god dishwasher is irreplaceable

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u/MyCircus_MyMonkies 2d ago

Nonsense, they can’t bail out line cooks cuz the whole kitchen is in jail with him

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u/Icy_Needleworker7790 4d ago

That's a win win in my book. Got bailed out and still got to get paid.

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u/ignoremeplsokthank 4d ago

The bail out must've been cheaper than the money he makes working at that place. 

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u/elebentychimkin 1d ago

You get the bail money back after completing court appearances

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u/SnarkyIguana 4d ago

I actually believe my manager would do this

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u/arbyyyyh 4d ago

Man, I remember trying to call my boss once and tell him that it was raining and I couldn't walk to work after school when I was in HS. Mf came and picked my ass up. This is something else, though lol

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u/Remarkable_Delay469 4d ago

You got off lucky. You couldn't walk to work because it was raining? 😂 Your boss should've laughed at you and told you to suck it up.

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u/arbyyyyh 3d ago

I didn’t work a job that really needed to be done at a certain time. I’d regularly work it out with him that I’d come in the day after if I had something to do.

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u/Spreaderoflies 4d ago

My old shop did this a couple times for our fiberglass finisher. Dude could make a terrible mold shine like it was just made.

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u/Shnarglepuff 4d ago

My husbands boss did this one time. Called the man to let him know my idiot was in the drunk tank, and an hour later he sent me a selfie with my very tired husband 😂

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u/Master_Steward 4d ago

Do they offer remote work accommodations for lifers?

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u/VegasGuy89108 1d ago

They used your paycheck to bail you out

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u/Wise-Ad-4940 1d ago

It seem that the only way to avoid work is a death certificate... lol