r/absoluteunit • u/ConsiderationFar994 • 2d ago

of a Palm

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u/PlayfulCompany8367 2d ago

The palm looks kinda small tbh.

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u/King_Fluffaluff 2d ago

Yeah, the fingers are the unit.

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u/CapnStarence 2d ago

Well hung for a lesbian.

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u/Banaanisade 2d ago

Straight, based on nails.

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u/CapnStarence 2d ago

Yeah for sure. Not saying they dine at the Y. Just that them digits got some length.

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u/invisible_23 2d ago

Unless she’s a lefty

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u/Llyrithra 15h ago

This hand is the opposite of mine. I have big palms and stubby little fingers.

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u/Za_Paranoia 2d ago

The chords she could play on guitar, damn.

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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 2d ago

I just need 43 seconds

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u/ehundred 2d ago

Lmao death Grip Lock

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u/Filiforme 2d ago

Extremely long fingers on the tiniest palm I ever saw.

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u/corobo 2d ago

My father was a spider 

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u/ParticularSherbert18 2d ago

Marfan syndrome?

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u/acjadhav 2d ago

No, even the palm has to be elongated for that

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u/CtrlAltYuri 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/uYUrD5QPoSEik

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u/Quadrilateral_Quilp 2d ago

I tried to to do with my toes immediately after watching it lmao.

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u/Rhg0653 2d ago

I wasn't the only one lol - I have dexterity in my toes to pick up stuff and what not but this was wild

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u/Quadrilateral_Quilp 2d ago

Were you able to do this successfully? Lol

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u/Rhg0653 2d ago

Spent 10 minutes ...hell nah lol

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u/sheiciebai 2d ago

And here I thought I had skills being able to flick people off with my foot.

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u/Just_Application6137 2d ago

Looks like it's missing a finger but it's not lol

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u/friendofmany 2d ago

first thing I did was count the fingers. funny

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u/bren3669 2d ago

what a tiny palm

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u/Gullible_Pie_1469 2d ago

0.5 seconds before facehugged

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u/Jerdogg23 2d ago

You need a 9 inch 🍆

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u/espr-the-vr-lib 2d ago

Just need a basketball

1

u/adinmem 2d ago

Can palm a medicine ball

1

u/Moby1313 2d ago

Tim Burton

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u/Deep-List-7099 2d ago

NICE 😳

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u/blueblocker2000 2d ago

Not a palm. Thats a face hugger!

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u/SayMyName_Hisenberg 2d ago

Nah,

Of those Fingers

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u/WinPrestigious7568 2d ago

Of why the fingers that loooooooong

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u/Emergency_Accident36 2d ago

Of a lack of a palm.

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u/EventSwatch 2d ago

"absolute units of fingers"??

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u/-ratmeat- 2d ago

can do a double handjob with that grip

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u/nndel 2d ago

Heptapod handprint from the movie Arrival

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u/Past-Product-1100 2d ago

How am I supposed to compete with that.

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u/Odessa-King 2d ago

Palm small, fingers big

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u/Dopplerganager 2d ago

Arachnodactyly.

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u/Switchlord518 2d ago

Thing is very interested

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u/Ecstatic_Dance5767 2d ago

We need banana for scale

1

u/acjadhav 2d ago

You could've grabbed Greenland for the orange guy with that

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u/Asleep_Shallot_6463 2d ago

Alien for sure

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u/Lumpymaximus 2d ago

Hal Jordan should talk to this person

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u/Unfair_Buddy5871 2d ago

The palm is the smallest part of that hand.

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u/No_Desk_4921 2d ago

NBA scouts have entered the chat.

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u/Nocturnatron 2d ago

She dont need no man

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u/isurvived_sorryeric 2d ago

Coralline comes to mind

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u/Virtual-Fix4182 2d ago

This is how to play fret 1 and 12 at the same time

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u/Waywardgalaxy 2d ago

That person plays an instrument. I’d say a piano?

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u/Jumpy-Mind538 2d ago

Not an Ekimarra…likely a Bruxa

1

u/QueenOfTheVoidwalker 2d ago

A slap from that hand would be devastating... 👀👀👀

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u/DemocracySausage89 2d ago

I like roosty spoons

1

u/pakratus 2d ago

The palm is NOT the point of interest here.

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u/ironicinsanity 2d ago

The fingers are more interesting. Palm is average sized, but those fingers? She must have fun.

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u/albygoing 2d ago

Beautiful

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u/MuchCellist406 1d ago

The palm is not that big

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u/SweatyLettuce88 1d ago

Wouldn't want a prostate exam off of those talons!

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u/Rogelio_G_F 1d ago

Estrella de mano ☺️

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u/junior1shotu 1d ago

I feel sorry for your man lol

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u/NewDescription2213 1d ago

The palm is the smallest shit in this photo

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u/SuspiciousSnotling 1d ago

Next step in evolution, all fingers are opposable

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u/Callemlikeisethem60 1d ago

Gynormous crab 🦀

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u/Steamer61 1d ago

It's a woman's hand, I think.

It's oddly erotic, Ive got a boner!

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u/Ryan_b936 2d ago

Just look like a picture taken with ultra wide angle lens ofna phone sonit looks bigger. Try it