r/absoluteunit • u/eggchickenf • 1d ago
Big boy right here
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u/Subject_Command5442 1d ago
Horse women are strange.
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u/Tomas2891 1d ago
They can afford to be strange.
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u/Heymelon 14h ago
IDK about that, not all of em are rich you know. They make up for it buy working with the horses for free and it eats up almost all their free time.
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u/slick514 2h ago
If you can afford to own a horse, you may not be rich (at least by some peopleās standards), but you sure as hell aināt poor.
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u/Radioactive_Tuber57 20h ago
Is she a trick rider? Sheās buff AF šš
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u/Big_Profession_2218 16h ago
oh she's done some tricks for sure
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u/justanothertoxicuser 21h ago
Wife went horse lady on me. Quality of life sharply declined.
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u/ConflictMaster3155 19h ago
Hate to see it. You could have a sports car and weekends, but now you get neither.
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u/Moldy-thoughts4u 23h ago
āHorse Womenā?
Theyāre called Centuars and Centaurides you asshole.
The world doesnāt have room for your slurs and hate speech like āHorse Womenā
/s
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u/Suojelusperkele 18h ago
My mom's my mom,
my dad's a horse
The two of them had intercourse
I'm traumatized by their divorce
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u/lupulin59 16h ago
She gelded him with no remorse
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u/ImSobored_5280 22h ago
ā¦yep..you can tell that the crazy runs quite deep in them because you can tell the crazy runs quite deep in them..only warning you get
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u/z_vinnie 12h ago
Always got leg braces and shit pretending theyāre injured, you just leaped off a trampoline I think youāre fine Becky
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u/Forsaken-Stink 6h ago
I agree. The obsession should be studied and observed. I belive it comes from childhood where riding horses stimulated a special part of the body and it went with association from there.
I am a moron though but this seems the most logical explanation.
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u/kcbrooklyn1 1d ago
I saw this movie once. Only onceā¦I was like ādamn.ā
https://giphy.com/gifs/UwZLLYbkCp14I
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u/Sans_Seriphim 23h ago
In the early internet, we liked to gross each other out, so I have seen many movies like this. š§
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u/shroomanaut420 23h ago
That we did. Good times š
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u/NoEatBatman 17h ago
Remember all those stupid half-videos where you were all like "... oh yes, how interesting, oh.. Oh.. OH JESUS! WTF EVEN IS THIS??", and then you had to find something as equally fucked-up to get back at them šš
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u/Commercial-Milk-8465 23h ago
Heās at least 2hp
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u/DMG_88 22h ago
Fun Fact: One horse actually has an output of around 12 to 15 horsepower.
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u/DrJohnZoidbergWhyNot 17h ago
Yes, if they go balls out. A horsepower refers to the consistent output of a horse over time.
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u/vintsneedsmints 22h ago
The sheer amounts of clear beastiality references in the comment section has left me shocked but totally un-phased as this internet has molded me. And I understand. I hate it. And yet. I understand. I just wish I could undo it...
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u/Shoddy_Blacksmith480 10h ago
Sheās definitely giving off weird vibes. Sorry.
The comments arenāt normal bc sheās not being normal. Source: 10+ years of equestrianism, never met anyone likeā¦ that. She gives me the ick.
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u/Old-Blueberry-5153 22h ago
And I expected it too. They always make the comment like it's some funny new thought of theirs but its the same damn comments in every single video of a horse and a woman š
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u/Vogelsucht 22h ago
Tbf the internet is 50% gooner and 50% gooner bots nowadays, im impressed that im not the only one weirded out by it in this thread tbh. Have a nice day and stay strong!
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u/vintsneedsmints 21h ago
Tryin! The old internet was different and I feel sorry for these literally babies just surfin this shit...
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u/WorkerAmbitious2072 13h ago
The old Internet was a little bit scarier because the barrier to entry. Letās say to all the crazy stuff was much lower. It was just Bam there. It is more south than it is now.
Donāt get me wrong Iām confident you could still find very easily all those things from before but generally these days you know before itās too late more often than you used to
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u/BadDudes_on_nes 15h ago
It seems like every successful post gals make online is a Venn diagram where one of the circles is āshamelessly showing off assā. Little wonder why every other activity theyāre engaged in is sexualized.
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u/EnvironmentalFix7059 21h ago
Horses scare the fuck out of me
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u/Aluxanatomy 9h ago
That's fine because you scare the fuck out of horses. Just like dogs and horses. Or cats and horses. Or horses and other horses.
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u/EnvironmentalFix7059 9h ago
I dont go near horses because they scare me. so i doubt i scare them
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u/Aluxanatomy 9h ago
Oh my, no, horses are afraid of fucking everything.
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u/EnvironmentalFix7059 9h ago
I don't really get your point. Sorry maybe iam misunderstanding your comment.
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u/Longjumping-Web-5498 7h ago
They literally mean, horses are scared of everything. Itās true. The spook very easily and it can be dangerous. (Source: My aunt was a crazy horse lady. I had to live with her for a while and help take care of the horses. A couple times they got spooked and almost trampled me over nothing.)
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u/EnvironmentalFix7059 7h ago
thats why i dont go near them haha. my cousin works with horses but i dont even want to go to her shows.
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u/Sans_Seriphim 23h ago
Half the comments in here are "look at the size of that horse! š“" The other half are "look at the size of that horse! š"
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u/mmskyscraper 23h ago
That's a draft for you.
That horse's fucks have been moved to an undisclosed location.
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u/Ariandrin 13h ago
If he ever had them in the first place.
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u/mmskyscraper 8h ago
Oh...I am pretty sure he has them...
I have seen drafts get pissed off at a farrier or handler and kick side walls in. When they get their fucks about them, they are a fucking force of nature.
They just generally keep them off site.
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u/Necrolust1777 16h ago
People who don't know horses, fear the large ones.
People who know horses, fear the small ones.
I'm looking at you, Shetland ponies. Friggin devil spawn!
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u/entirely_alice 3h ago
I would 1 million times rather be around that gentle giant than that damn devil pony named Cinnamon that I had to walk in a parade with.
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u/sparkline1234567 1d ago
He definitely has OnlyFans account potential
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u/anoraq 1d ago
When she brought out the trampoline, I had to check if this was the r/whatcouldgowrong sub.
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u/monstermack1977 17h ago
for those wondering, 19.1 HH is "hands" , which is the unit for measuring how tall a horse is. a hand is 4 inches, measured from the ground to the point on the horse where the neck meets the back....so basically where she puts her left hand when she mounts it.
Being 19.1 hands means at that point the horse is over 6ft tall.
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u/Gob_the_Gilder 12h ago
Was beautiful until they broke it and lashed it to a pole on a two foot leash to be used as a propĀ
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u/Lsonney 1d ago
What a Gorgeous animal!! So striking!! š©·š©·š©·š©·š©·š©·š©·š©·š©·š©·š©·š©·š©·š©·
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u/TelevisionFast7781 22h ago
A chonker ,get a footstool maybe
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u/OkMarionberry2875 21h ago
I see a mounting block over to the left that she could use if she wanted to. She prefers to leap.
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u/Juliannabeanie 19h ago
He's such a sweet boy... his face is saying "are you done screwing around yet?"
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u/redjellonian 16h ago
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u/Bcjustin 12h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/wYyTHMm50f4Dm
Iāve been on the internet before. Iām not clicking that link.1
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u/EventSwatch 16h ago
With how I expected the Internet to be, that went way better than I expected ....
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u/mikefjr1300 13h ago
In my teens I got to sit on a Belgium draft horse, will never forget it. I needed a two step stool and a boost. Beautiful animals.
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u/pixelbased 8h ago
I have a stupid question and I already asked ChatGPT. But likeā¦horses frighten me. They are such wild and unpredictable creatures. But my question is: does sitting on its back like that hurt it? Their spines are horizontal to the ground so itās basically like sitting on their spine putting pressure on one spot. This bitch is doing gymnastics on itās back.
Does it not hurt the horse? I get we do selective breeding and all, I justā¦as someone with back pain, I see horse riding and I just feel so bad for them.
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u/iReddit2000 8h ago
In other news, a local girl was found brutally split in half inside state fairgrounds this morning. Local authorities say "Thats my kink".
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u/Exodus47 6h ago
She looks like a gymnast. Since pommel horse is a men's event she decided to use a different horse instead...?
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u/Inner-Hawk909 4h ago
Horse women donāt give a fuck what any one thinks. Theyāre more in their power. In their own world and in tune with nature in an awe inspiring way.
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u/ExoticColombiana70 1h ago
So she doesnāt ride him she does gymnastics š¤ø on him heās so sick of her bs šššš
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u/Odd-Prior6109 10m ago
I was worried about hurting the horse back if she landed hard on him but he barely felt her
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u/crackersncheeseman 23h ago
Very disrespectful too the horse
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u/Sexy_Squid89 23h ago
How is it disrespectful? Maybe she literally does competitions where they ride around a rink and do tricks? It's not like she's hurting the horse, its not like he's being humiliated lol
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u/Malforus 15h ago
Its a draft horse, they are not to be ridden. That said horses are animals and if she treats it kindly maybe the horse likes it. I am not a horse.
I will say that because its a draft horse its trained to be very patient so if she's just manic pixie annoying all that time than maybe the horse needs some bonus for dealing with her BS.
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u/Abee-baby182 1d ago
Horse girls are always weird (in a good way) and almost always stupid hot! Case and point, right here! š
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u/Hairy_Garage4308 1d ago
Lots of possibilities now open with the size of that horse. If you know what I mean.
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u/Pervus_Maximus292 22h ago
That is one patient animal.