r/adhdmeme 1d ago

meme It’s an everyday mystery.

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u/qualityvote2 Quality Control Beast 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/Astra-Fang 1d ago

The other day I noticed my foot was hurting for some reason….then saw the trail of blood on the floor.

So yeah……

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u/Sirsagely 1d ago

I woke up the other day and had a massive circular bruise with a lump on my forearm. I clearly walked into something pointy very hard but couldn't for the life of me remember doing that. Same thing when I was trying on lingerie.huge purple bruise on my asscheek, couldn't figure out how the hell that happened.

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u/Slow-Hawk4652 1d ago

have a burn scar from 1998, maybe some drunk thing with the cooktop. never ever was able to reconstruct the events...but this is not adhd, this is plain drunk schmuck thing.

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason AuDHD diagnosed 14h ago

I once heard a doctor say, about dreams, your ADHD doesn't turn off when you're asleep.

Equally, it doesn't turn off when you're drunk.

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u/AmputeeHandModel jhfgjhgfhjgfjhg 1d ago

When I was a kid, my pediatrician threatened to call CPS because I was so bruised up. They figured out I was bumping into things and thought I needed glasses. I didn't need glasses. Not really. They were a very weak Rx. I just wasn't paying attention to where the hell I was going. I bump into things because it's annoying to have to move my whole body and I forget that I am 3-dimensional and not a floating point in space. The coffee table, corners, chairs. The ADHD walk.

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u/FishDispenser2 8h ago

Bruh now I have to monitor myself to see if I do this

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u/Brilliant_Spot_95 1d ago

I’d leave my restaurant job with mystery cuts everyday. But that could be more restaurant than adhd

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u/Full_FrontaI_Nerdity 1d ago

It's mainly mystery bruises, for me.

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u/Downtown-Bid5000 1d ago

Sharp hamburger

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u/UselessHuman1 1d ago

Fucking Mr.freeze!!!!

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u/Wrong_Experience_420 AuDHD-C + OCD + CPTSD + Anxiety + Depression 🫩 13h ago

I wake up with literal scratches, am I fighting demons while I'm asleep or am I fighting myself while in rem-phase?