r/adhdmeme undiagnosed but everyone's pretty sure 11h ago

original content I love ADHD paralysis

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u/qualityvote2 Quality Control Beast 11h ago edited 3h ago

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u/WeAllShineOn97 11h ago

relatable as fuck. And don't forget (lol pun intended I guess) the crushing shame and guilt from doing none of the above.

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u/Historical_Cook_1664 11h ago

occasionally i try to crastinate like a pro: get some random shit done i won't need for at least two months, just for shits and giggles. instead of, you know, the important stuff.

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u/ctrlqirl 11h ago

You guys sleep?

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u/FailedReaction 11h ago

Crash and lose consciousness, does that count?

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u/_Mulberry__ 11h ago

They guy in the middle has the right idea, but somehow he never wins...

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u/ExtremeGift 6h ago

Best I can do is just sleep ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/_Mulberry__ 1h ago

Better than me 😭

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u/FailedReaction 11h ago

All three approaches are valid, A) charge to the right stimulation level to be capable of doing the job B) do the job but acknowledge that it's beyond current capacity so go straight to recovery or C) use anticipatory reward to start and then follow through afterwards. The hard thing is being able to know which one to choose as it's bloody catastrophic is I pick the wrong one 🤣

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u/ThePresidentOfStraya 9h ago

Ah, yes "Charge to the right stimulation level to be capable of doing the job"; I too tell this sweet little lie.

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u/ginger_minge 6h ago

It's times like these that I'll take an anxious nap

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u/FutureZombie6746 7h ago

what about game then sleep and anxiety tomorrow after seeing work not done

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u/JackNotOLantern 6h ago

First game then game

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u/B0bYang 8h ago

Oh, dude, this is the time you gotta say some line that puts you back in your eyeball driver seat and set off for one task, talk out loud to sort it out, and run through it so you can sit down with more time afterwards lmao

God speed fellow ADHDers!

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u/Chill_Panda 5h ago

But you don't do any of them because you're too busy finger pointing your guns at each idea and you instead just lay in bed screaming internally that you aren't doing anything....

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u/Auntee_Bee 4h ago

*pan down to 4th me sitting on the floor cleaning out my purse*
“Oh look! Piece of candy!”

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u/Active-Wallaby-6264 4h ago

I pick option 4 Sleep anxiously then wake up at 2AM and work

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u/scixlovesu Daydreamer 1h ago

First sleep, then work