r/aislop • u/Leading_Plane733 • 1d ago
Who Asked For This
found on Threads, this asshole has the nerve to plaster his stupid face on the COVER OF A CHILDREN'S BOOK. Plus all the Ai Sloppitude
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u/Lysmerry 1d ago
Why does AI art look so filthy? I wonder if it’s a subsurface scattering effect for greater realism in skin texture, and then it repeated to the extent that it looks straight up dirty (kind of like how AI images were all piss yellow for a while because of the Ghibli filter)
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u/Upset-Nose-4016 1d ago
It's over-texturing and excessive detailing. Usually artists don't do it, they try to show texture from big forms to smaller accents to create nice, balanced composition. With this AI style, it is very easy to be overwhelmed by the clutter.
And also yellow filter
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u/tony-toon15 1d ago
I learned that shit from how to draw comics the marvel way by Stan Lee.
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u/Upset-Nose-4016 1d ago edited 1d ago
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u/tony-toon15 1d ago
Precisely. The human eye can only take in so much.
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u/WeirdistBuilds 21h ago
I mean it takes in everything. Your brain just filters out a lot and fills in a lot to save on processing power.
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u/Armoric701 23h ago
I hate how grainy or crunchy these images have looked lately. You see it a lot on the images that are posters for things.
Not sure why they think max visual clutter is the most appealing thing.
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u/Dyea_B_Tis 23h ago
Also, there is no way of telling what the positive space is and what the negative is.
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u/fungi_at_parties 14h ago
Detail everywhere. Noisy as fuck. When I make a painting in an impressionistic style, I focus on detail in places I want you to look, the rest is more loose. AI makes everything uniform, from detail distribution to paint strokes. It adds detail everywhere, giving it a weirdly unnatural “too perfect” look. And AI also tends to make things dark, like coffee has spilled on it. It does color and contrast in a way I’d describe as… sickening? I don’t know how else to phrase it. Disgusting? It just always looks gross, literally. Like you said, filthy.
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u/Diligent_Bar1244 1d ago
Midjourney looks good
Most Ai bros are cheap as fuck and just refuse to pay 10 dollars a month
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u/RhododendronWilliams 1d ago
"I never thought I would be a children's author" - and you're still not. You wrote a few prompts for AI.
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u/thisholyroller 7h ago
Because "for children" translates to "mindless and low effort" in a huge part of that scumbag industry.
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u/dum_spir0_sper0 1d ago
Grok, make me a cover for my book that reminds people of Harry Potter but also has my stupid face taking up the entire lower third.
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u/Muffinshire 1d ago
The fact the “author” even managed to misspell their ridiculous pen-name tells us everything we need to know.
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u/PaladinAsherd 1d ago
Yeah what the fuck is up with the pen name
Is he really just that delusional to think prompting an LLM somehow amounts to “maximum effort” that “noon[e]” can outdo?
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u/rimjob2013 15h ago
My first thought in looking at it is that the book is a parody of shitty AI books, and having the author's image and ridiculous name on it is just part of the joke, but maybe I'm wrong.
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u/BallantineTheBard 1d ago
"Some stories don't last... But they light up the world forever." Dumbest shit I'll read today. The stories that light up the world forever are the ones that do last, that's why they light it up forever! If they lit it up forever they would last! If the story doesn't last then how do you think it'll keep lighting the world?? Jfc, that tagline alone makes me so irrationally angry.
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u/IdleSitting 1d ago
It's classic AI bullshit, shit that sounds profound/looks good until you look at it for any second longer and realize it's empty nothings
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u/Key_Conversation8617 4h ago
I guess “short but sweet” is too cliche for ai so they have to make up crap
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u/TheGardenBlinked 1d ago
Imagine using AI to create the ideal self portrait for your book (for some reason) and making yourself look like you stink like you haven’t bathed in eight years
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u/MC_Fap_Commander 1d ago
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u/JustFourLetters 1d ago
inexplicably? it has a heartwarming backstory and it’s funny if even unintentionally.
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u/bokmcdok 18h ago
Its like The Room. Objectively its a terrible movie, but the fact that its a passion project is what gives it its charm. Everyone involved put effort into its production and it shows, even if it comes out unintentionally funny rather than serious.
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u/sachiprecious 1d ago
"I never thought I would be a children's author."
You still aren't. Authors are people who actually write.
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u/SeparateYam7613 1d ago
Is the title AI generated as well, because it sounds like incoherent bullshit
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u/HandsomePaddyRedux 23h ago
It definitely sounds like the result of a prompt like “A children’s book title that suggests a fun otherworldly experience as seen from the viewpoint of a young impoverished child”.
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u/DeadPeanutSociety 20h ago
It says a story of "wobblers" which usually means a crime that can be a misdemeanor or a felony depending on the context and severity lol
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u/tomcat1483 1d ago edited 1d ago
WTF is “wobbly” in this context?
Edit autocorrect messed with “wobbly”
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u/Sea_Cook_806 19h ago
The International Workers of the World, of course! The Wobblies were due for a comeback after a century of obscurity….
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u/Strict_Wolf76 1d ago
Standing on the shoulders of giants to call himself tall. Sadly people really think that all of the stolen art and writings used to feed these engines they are using isn’t somehow a form of plagiarism. I don’t get it.
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u/Child_of_Crake 1d ago
Hate to break it to you guy, you’re still not a children’s author.
Also, stay away from my kids
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u/Pure_Complaint_7900 1d ago
The cuh who prompted it at the least, Cuh.
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u/Detuned_Clock 1d ago
I was cuhing on the cuh waiting for Cuh. Cuh finally arrived and said cuh, how long you been cuhing for me cuh? Cuh said cuh, I been cuhing all night cuh...
Buy now to read more!
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u/BizSilver5013 1d ago
"The Wobble Heart of South Peter" sounds like a porn title.
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u/CycadelicSparkles 22h ago
My exact thought was "that title sounds really inappropriate for a children's book".
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u/Mrbuttboi 1d ago
Peter, what is this?
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u/Not_So_Utopian 1d ago
Its like buying a diploma on the internet to pretend you are a doctor, Lois.
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u/GayGeekInLeather 1d ago
I feel like this has to be satire but I also don’t like people using aislop to satirize aislop.
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u/Alarming-Highway-584 1d ago
Apparently Noon cannot out do maximum effort with this minimal effort slop.
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u/ZeeWingCommander 1d ago
Soulless husk thinks all there is to being an author is having an idea then asking AI to write it.
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u/MrVeazey 1d ago
Why does everything look like it's made of bugs? Even the guy's face is a mass of tiny tumors.
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u/OtakuWorldOrder 23h ago
Fifteen pages, huh? I can see how that would totally sap your creativity.
Assuming the AI didn't create that too.
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u/sam_beat 23h ago
Why does AI love little hearts so much? Also, South Peter sounds like a nickname for a penis. I don’t want my kids anywhere near the wobbling of a South Peter.
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u/Physical_Sun_6014 21h ago
“I never thought I would be a children’s author”
Don’t worry, you still aren’t.
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u/near_black_orchid 22h ago
Ron Weasley really went downhill after he stole Harry's glasses and grew a beard.
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u/cha0sb1ade 21h ago
This style of AI where they try to make things more detailed but it's just adding a bunch of weird mottled patterns on top of everything is my least favorite AI tell. So obnoxious.
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u/Remarkable_Rough_649 19h ago
So was 15 pages like what the AI would give him for free before he has to pay for it
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u/Wren_wood 17h ago
Oh yea I saw that thread, dude posted the entire 15 pages he "wrote". Basically there's two friends and then one of them fucking dies, so the other friend goes to that hill to cry but then he and the hill also fucking die. That's it, thats the story.
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u/blue_moon1122 15h ago edited 15h ago
man's thread account went from "as a photographer, I'm not gonna listen to anything I learned from others" to this. buddy's using the plagiarism machine to pretend he doesn't need anybody, and going "lalalalala I'm not listening" to pretend he accomplished something.
can't even find the book for sale to figure out what this gobbledygook is supposed to be about. does the little trash heap monster have muscular dystrophy or something? is that why it's wobbly?
someone please confirm he's a satirist
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u/fungi_at_parties 15h ago
This is why non-artists shouldn’t use AI to make art. What a pile of garbage.
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u/AlarmingStatement371 20h ago
Why is NOONE pointing out that this post and OOPs ENTIRE account is obviously satire
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u/blue_moon1122 15h ago
I can only fucking hope so with that photography post, but there's so much slop I'm wondering if he's just off the deep end
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u/mah29001 1d ago
I would still examine the book first for errors. Then recommend to get a proper publisher when necessary. It’s only a temporary visual, but NOT the visual.
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u/Chilled_Beef 23h ago
I too am a hater and this slop is shit. Also, it’s Threads. The only place that could make Twitter seem like an academic institution.
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u/CycadelicSparkles 22h ago
The Whatnow of Where?
That cover is so bad it almost circles back around to art. Wtf lol
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u/Mudcat-69 22h ago
“Use every tool in the toolbox”
Use the right tool for the right job is a saying for a reason. If you use AI as a proofreading tool then you’re using it correctly, if you use it to write the whole damn book you’re not using it correctly.
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u/Junoscavern 19h ago
You can tell he goaded chatgpt into blowing WAYYYYY too much smoke up his ass about how good this is lmao
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u/xXSoyBoyFredXx 18h ago
Honestly this one actually makes me sad. It's sad he thinks he can't do something himself and feels like he needs a generator to do his dreams for him.
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u/Steve-Shouts 15h ago
How does everyone know that he didn't write the contents, and only used AI for the cover image? Is everyone reading an excerpt somewhere that I am not seeing?
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u/reddiwhip999 12h ago
Wobblies? The labor union founded by Eugene Debs (among others) in Chicago in the early 1900s? Huh. Pretty heady stuff for kids...
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u/iesamina 5h ago
phrases that ai slop has made unbearable:
"Chase your dreams"
"Bring your stories to life"
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u/ProblemPrior9607 4h ago
Quit blurring the name, bring back shaming others for doing shit like this
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u/Fun-Sugar-394 4h ago
Is it just me or is the strangest part of this, the fact that he's put his face front and center. (I don't actually know for a fact it's his face but I'd be willing to bet some money that it is)
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u/dull_storyteller 4h ago
Just because you can put a ready meal in a microwave doesn’t make you a chef.
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u/FatherofGray 2h ago
This has to be a poe. There's simply no way anyone can be so lacking in self awareness.
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u/PsychicFoxWithSpoons 2h ago
quick question, what is meant by "Some stories don't last, but they light up the world forever?" At first I just went past it like it's a pithy quote, but it's actually kind of confusing me. Also, it sounds like a testimonial about the book, but it's placed as though it's a blurb describing the plot.
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u/PsycheAsHell 2h ago
I dont think Ive ever seen an actual author of a children's book take up 1/3 of the cover with their own face.
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u/kiggidykay 1d ago
I love that the biggest picture on the cover is his own face
Edit: only 15 PAGES?? lol good lord that's even sadder