r/aislop • u/Tensoreggae • 1d ago

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u/Beneficial-Tune2942 1d ago

I like how people start to exit the plane prior to it's landing

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/AskNo2853 1d ago

I see the problem. The front fell off.

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u/fatal-nuisance 1d ago

Well, see, most of them are designed so the front doesn't fall off at all.

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u/Luce_Bot_Bot 19h ago

Luckily the plane was towed out of the environment

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u/known_kanon 1d ago

Just like the X jet

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u/shinobi500 1d ago

Or how stair trucks materialize out of the plane.

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u/AskNo2853 1d ago

Kaiju-Jesus caught the plane. Your 'Please wait until we have come to a complete stop' instruction is invalid.

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u/HurtsSoNice 1d ago

Yeah, I think if you’re in the hands of a literal benevolent demigod, you can pretty much assume you’re safe.

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u/jad103 1d ago

If Jesus saves, kai-jesus must save a hell of a lot more than him.

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u/Inevitable_Virus_765 1d ago

If you look at the grass and dandelion flowers, it's human sized Jesus and mouse sized people

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u/Apophistry 1d ago

I like how they matter-of-factly accept Giant Jesus and don't even look back at what saved them.

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u/2pnt0 1d ago

It's easy on a convertible VSTOL airliner

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u/Mugpup 1d ago

It is unfortunate when that happens in real life.

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u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe 1d ago

Ummm... God works in mysterious ways... Or uh something.

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u/Arcoon_Effox 22h ago

For me it's how his hands just clip all the way up through the plane after he sets it down.

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u/GroundbreakingAd8310 12h ago

Its fine they were sinners

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u/Familiar-Throat-670 5m ago

With roll-up landing here sliding out of the plane...WTFF

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u/kibou_no_ie 1d ago

Yeah lmao have everyone exit right next to the jet engines that are still running, great idea /s

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u/CombOverDownThere 1d ago

Wait, is this real?!

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u/slipperyDSS 1d ago

yeah i was on the plane, now im safe thank God

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u/Child_of_Crake 1d ago

Were you one of the quadruplets under the disappearing roof?

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u/slipperyDSS 1d ago

nah, you can see me running on the right

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u/kibou_no_ie 1d ago

May god bless your soul 🙏🕊️

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u/goodsby23 1d ago

I think They already did.

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u/drfishdaddy 1d ago

Not sure, if you look close when the roof retracts and the identical passengers are exposed, the seats are facing the outside.

Makes me think this might be AI.

Also, one passenger jumps the wrong way of the staircase that opened up and I don’t think giant Jesus would have made her jump off that way.

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u/Rae_Of_Light_919 1d ago

I feel weird after his hand went right through me. I think I'm missing my pancreas.

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u/Ok_Spell_597 1d ago

Thank the son of God.

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u/crapheadHarris 1d ago

No. Usually what happens after a catch like that is they spikes it into the ground in the end zone.

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u/Cambren1 1d ago

Yes, this sort of thing happens all the time.

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u/MrTheDoctors 1d ago

Happened to me 3 times last week 🫠

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u/Firm_Award457 1d ago

🤦‍♀️

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u/NonBalisticSniper 1d ago

I was there, I was one of the passengers. Heckuva ride, Big J came in clutch 🙏

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u/norakb123 1d ago

Yes. That’s me in the video! I’m white Jesus.

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u/littleLuxxy 18h ago

I don’t think it’s real. In the actual Christian bible, it’s well documented that Jesus only pulled planes out of the sky so he could eat the passengers.

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u/theDefaultbunny 1d ago

so the other times, Jesus was like, "nah. I'm done catching planes today."

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u/EmperorGrinnar 1d ago

Kaiju Jesus, new genre dropped.

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u/goodsby23 1d ago

Shin Godzillas nemesis

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u/RodinKnox 1d ago

But surely Jesus would be the Shin Sonzilla.

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u/Ednw 1d ago

If you can walk on water, you can no-clip a plane.

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u/FilmAndLiterature 1d ago

Holy forced perspective, Batman!

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u/B-Train_ATL 1d ago

This is Brandon Routh Superman erasure.

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u/MediocreClarinetist0 1d ago

Quantum Jesus can phase through planes

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u/Antonyalikesmen 1d ago

It's amazing that they caught this on camera, that could've been bad

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u/PlatypusWrath 1d ago

That's the shit Boomers share on Facebook.

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u/Worth-Cut-2964 1d ago

Either that's a really big Jesus or a really small plane

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u/Luce_Bot_Bot 19h ago

Two possibilities exist:

Someone generated this slop and didn't even bother to look at what was made before posting it.

Someone generated this slop, looked at what came out and thought "yeah, this is good enough content to post publicly"

Both answers make me concerned

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u/Unlikely_Exercise434 1d ago

Jesus's lesser known Ant-Man, Giant Man powers...

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u/HurtsSoNice 1d ago

A nice little fantasy. Although if he did exist and could do that, isn’t he a monster for every single plane crash that has actually happened?

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u/gwizonedam 1d ago

Apache Chief would totally lick skyscraper Jesus’ ass.

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u/ExtensionInformal911 1d ago

Good thing Titan Jesus is there to gently catch it, open the emergency exits before it's on the ground, and dissolve the top half so it becomes a deck.

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u/SeparateYam7613 20h ago

Why does Jesus have yaoi hands?

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u/UcrashIfix 1d ago

Ahh Fantasy

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u/Sinking_Mass 1d ago

Same messed up perspectives as a certain notorious Austrian failed painter. Maybe that's why the right wing people love AI

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u/NonBalisticSniper 1d ago

Wait, commercial airliners are now using VTOL and no one told me!?! 

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u/NonBalisticSniper 1d ago

During this ride we can cut up what we like

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u/Slight-Ad-6553 1d ago

It's a boeing not an Airbus!

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u/FireAuraN7 1d ago

He just saved that model airplane and all those little action figures! Man, I miss being a kid.

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u/TotallyNotABotGuys 1d ago

You can tell this is AI because Jesus is White

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 1d ago

Since when do airplanes have retractable roofs?

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u/Careless-Ad7618 8h ago

And of course its only for first class and or private jets

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u/hcornea 1d ago

The fact that people need to make up AI nonsense to keep investing in this. 🥴

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u/LordVenom-1 1d ago

This is what we use ai for? We're doomed

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u/TheGoddessLily 1d ago

Idk where's the beautiful cabin crew?

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u/Automatic-Name798 1d ago

Holy moly!!!!!!…..theres no one flyin that plane thats why Super Jesus caught it! No he needs to go find that gremlin that destroyed that engine
https://giphy.com/gifs/l1AvALOphoaWbxeRa

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u/NerdfestZyx 1d ago

The plane should be Air Force One for even more ridiculous nonsense

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u/LDarrell 1d ago

This post is insane. Do Trump supporters not realize how insane and delusional they are?

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u/Ok_Conversation_5985 1d ago

So I guess Jeebus just let all those other plane crash victims die, then?

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u/AmbitiousCobbler7625 1d ago

The only place JC exists is in the minds of simple animals

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u/Child_of_Crake 1d ago

Jesus take the plane!

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u/According-Ad-5946 1d ago

I like how the stairs come out of the plane.

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u/Substantial_Role3702 1d ago

This stuff is def pretty common… Jesus saving transformer planes with impatient passengers. Pilots should never get credit. Jesus also stopped all that water in Nepal too…. Wait….

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u/bry_2113 1d ago

AMEN 🙏 GOD BLESS

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u/Main-Procedure-3613 1d ago

But most planes in crisis with pregnant women babies and kids on board crash into flames. Is Giant nice Godzilla Jesus only doing the plane land assist on Weekdays in August? Is nice Godzilla Jesus flawed, biased, too busy-why did he save that fake AI plane but almost never any other jet in crisis?

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u/skeletonhorse420 1d ago

Why did he fuck the plane up in the first place

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u/Bhutros1 1d ago

What. The fuck. Is wrong with people.

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u/Willis050 1d ago

Would have been funny if people fell through the holes in his super white hands

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u/topilefi 1d ago

It's all over its too real

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u/Zealousideal_Car_893 1d ago

Ignore those kids starving in detention centers. I'm gonna save this plane instead.

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u/TehJabberwookie 1d ago

But Jeebus WANTED them to die in a plane crash for the lore... or the good ol' "mysterious ways"

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u/This_Estimate1550 1d ago

Why's he white tho.

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u/Naps_And_Crimes 1d ago

Kaiju Jesus!

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u/OG-BigMilky 1d ago

Thanks, White Jebus.

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u/DramaOnDisplay 1d ago

And fuck all those people whose planes crash 👍

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u/Yoshi_loves_children 1d ago

So glad the plane didn't hit Jesus

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u/guidevocal82 1d ago

Some scientist somewhere to Jesus:

"Save the clones!"

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u/Economy_Dot890 1d ago

Aloha Airlines already did the open fuselage.

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u/tubi11 1d ago

He's the one that crashed it in the first place

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u/PressureLast2115 1d ago

Yo! My man is like Charlie Kirk. He didn’t deserve to die.

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u/Direct_Fennel7500 1d ago

Now let's see him giving babies bone cancer.

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u/Additional_Good4200 1d ago

Jesus got an ant farm!

I dare you to post this shit in the aviation subreddit.

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u/imjustnotready 1d ago

Why are they running away from Jesus. Or is it like a footsteps thing. Where Jesus gaslights you into believing he was there the whole time.

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u/mrmike16205 23h ago

Most Jesus don’t look like this one anymore. Your Bible tells you that.

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u/kthejoker 23h ago

I know it's wrong but I wish someone would use the same slop generator and add a bunch of other planes crashing in the background since checks notes we've had quite a few despite this interventionist approach.

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u/JenniferJuniper6 23h ago

Is there a word for a litter of 18 identical siblings? Because that seems to be who was on that plane.

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u/deltaHT 22h ago

Well that was First and Business class. The rest can burn.

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u/Jam_Farmer_879 22h ago

Why would someone post this?

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u/Symos404 21h ago

Would have been nice if he did that on 9/11

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u/EvilGeniusRetired 20h ago

Now put Attack on Titan theme music in background..

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u/Jaded_Experience1308 19h ago

Facebook is the main place for ai slop

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u/ChemicalSafety5255 17h ago

2 towns got destroyed to create this dogshit

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u/Mrgray123 15h ago

Presumably he must have been busy with all those other fatal plane crashes.

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u/Canadatron 15h ago

Now do one where GOP Jesus drops bombs on the girls school in Iran, morons.

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u/thatguy1424 15h ago

How every religious freak thinks Jesus will protect them in an event of danger

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u/Exciting_Direction_9 12h ago

I’ve never seen Dr Trump with a beard.

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u/coolforadad 12h ago

Jesus Christ. 🙄

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u/cookiemccookieface 12h ago

Everyone is fleeing Jeszilla as fast as they can

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u/WilTravis 11h ago

Damn, y'all. Wait until the ride has come to a complete stop before no-clipping through Jesus' fingers.

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u/No-Koala1918 11h ago

Big white bearded guy grabs airplane full of young white people and puts gently it on the ground. So what 'Merican Xtian church spewed this slop?

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u/Tensoreggae 11h ago

Probably not actually an American, rather someone in another country that has one bot that writes pandering scripts targeting white Boomer Christians, and then a second one that desperately tries to interpret those scripts, but the scripts are too complicated, so it outputs nonsensical slop. Then they're posted to Facebook with minimal or no QA for the sake of monetization.

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u/No-Koala1918 10h ago

Boomers? Those "people" all look like millennials or younger. I thought boomers hated them as much as they hate boomers. Wouldn't they prefer the plane to crash?

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u/noblegaunt 11h ago

When did Jesus become Ant Man?

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u/Lord_Hitachi 10h ago

THANK YOU GIANT JESUS!!!

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u/TylerBourbon 9h ago

I guess Jesus just hated all those other planes.

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u/Potential-Yogurt-689 9h ago

Is that the Qatari air force one?

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u/Safe-Ad-8921 9h ago

What the hell? Giant Jesus saves an airplane? Like... what?

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u/chertzle 8h ago

Want people to follow Jesus. Get him to start doing that.

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u/PCVictim100 5h ago

It's the 900 foot Jesus!

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u/Remarkable_Judge_861 5h ago

This can't be real. Jesus was short. Like 5'5"

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u/-TSA-DrMembrane 5h ago

Thank god there are giant Hobos in the world catching planes for a fistful of coins.

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u/Alien_Diceroller 2h ago

So this is the Jesus that band was named after. I always wondered.

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u/Aromatic-Action-2523 1h ago

"we're going down! Oh fuck! Ohhhh---woah, Jesus is landing us and he's fucking huge! Ruuuuuuuuuun!"