r/aislop • u/EvilCheeseTheVI • 23h ago

egg.

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we yes WE are using this recipe

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u/nashwaak 23h ago

Counting is hard, especially when you're eating pou

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u/JD_Kreeper 22h ago

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u/nashwaak 20h ago

Weirdly, our cat Harry resembles that really strongly XD

(female cat fwiw)

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u/LilyNatureBlossom 8h ago

wow
she is literally Pou

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u/EvilCheeseTheVI 22h ago

yes indeed, pou has been proven to make counting infinitely more difficult according to the onion

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u/LilyNatureBlossom 8h ago

hi Mart.

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u/EvilCheeseTheVI 7h ago

gasp someone knows

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u/Birdo_guy 22h ago

What if you're eating puhh

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u/RustedAxe88 22h ago

Surely cracking the pan will be helpful.

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u/LowResGamr 20h ago

We got a team working on that right now! 🫡

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u/MWSin 22h ago

Step one. Heat the pan.

Step two. Crack the pan to let out any fried egg that may have spontaneously appeared in it.

Step three. Pouk an egg.

Step two again. Admire your egg holder. It's quite nice, isn't it?

Step three. Pou. Why didn't you take care of that earlier?

Step four. Break the head off of your whisk. You don't need a whisk, since you're frying and not scrambling your egg.

Step three again maybe. Or it could be five, it's kind of hard to tell. Fry egg. If this had been step one, you'd be done by now.

Step four. Egg. Just egg.

Step five. Enjoy your fried egg.

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u/Over_Improvement_623 10h ago

Is it a 3? Is it a 5? Is a 4 with a tail? Is it an angular 9? Who knows?

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u/_waffl 22h ago

So this is why my eggs all come out so terrible, I always forget to crack the pan and then pou

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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry 21h ago

You probably forgot Step 4: Egg. That’s the most important part. Did you egg or did you not egg?

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u/turb0_encapsulator 23h ago

oh damn. this just replaced my job as a chef.

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u/Putrid-Delivery1852 22h ago

What about your sous chef who would faithfully preheat your pans by vigorously rubbing it with a metal spoon?

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u/turb0_encapsulator 22h ago

it's genius because it saves on energy costs, which leaves more energy for the AI data centers.

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u/Efficient_Ad_8657 22h ago

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u/HandsomePaddyRedux 22h ago

I do enjoy when AI accidentally makes absurdist art.

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u/Relevant-Bit-7394 22h ago

Step 6 throws eggs at stove

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u/Queasy-Team-2767 22h ago

Matt rose is getting hard rn

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u/drmelle0 22h ago

I skipped All other steps and replaced the egg with applesauce, recipe turned out to be applesauce. 7/10

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u/kiggidykay 22h ago

Step 3: pou

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u/Leeroywildman 22h ago

Crack pan.

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u/ImprovementPutrid441 22h ago

Why does it look so much weirder than the original?

https://www.reddit.com/r/aiArt/s/vZzLsLO8tH

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u/EvilCheeseTheVI 19h ago

no idea, i just remember seeing it in a discord server as satire once, i just googled up ai slop egg recipe and found the exact one that was in said server

Blehhhh

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u/HandsomePaddyRedux 22h ago

Two reasons, 1) This one is funnier. 2) Boo, nerd.

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u/ImprovementPutrid441 22h ago

lol… you’d think a group of people shitting on ai would want to know where shit came from

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u/TheRavenclawCommonRM 21h ago edited 20h ago

As entertaining as this is, I'm calling bullshit.

This is a 2024 model on a bad day.

Here's what I get

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u/Over_Improvement_623 10h ago

Well yeah, but that wouldn't make for a good meme image now would it?

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u/fatal-nuisance 22h ago

Step throur:

Fry egg

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u/Apophistry 22h ago

My brain on aislop.

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u/pillow_honey 22h ago

this is just how to basic

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u/PaintKnown5031 22h ago

Well there is a man here.

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u/995qe 20h ago

I miss when ai was like this

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u/GUYWHOLIKESSTABBING 18h ago

c r a c k p a n

not the egg, CRACK THE CAST IRON PAN

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u/haikusbot 18h ago

C r a c k

P a n not the egg, CRACK

THE CAST IRON PAN

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u/SkoomaInhaler-King 23h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/lqRctkoKD2cnWlM7DJ

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u/sudden-bliss 22h ago

Stop upvoting this karma bot plz

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u/SkoomaInhaler-King 22h ago

Who's the karma bot?

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u/HandsomePaddyRedux 22h ago

Maybe the real karma bot is the friends we made along the way.

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u/SkoomaInhaler-King 21h ago

That's the true karma bot.

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u/Lopsided_Package9033 22h ago

Pouk egg. Well, yes, that might be what happens if you follow these instructions. 

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u/spoospoo43 22h ago

Step 4: egg

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u/CommercialPound1615 22h ago

Mmm fried egg with fried cracked skillet. Everyone needs their daily dose of grilled Teflon.

https://giphy.com/gifs/we4Hp4J3n7riw

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u/Frantic-Hamster-Riot 22h ago

Step 4: Gently pet your egg with a broken whisk.

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u/ImprovementOk377 22h ago

how do you crack the pan

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u/Substantial_Role3702 22h ago

This is my preferred method

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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry 21h ago

Pouk egg

Step 4: egg

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u/GenericVessel 21h ago

I am a man, I sure hope everyone doesn't forget about me

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u/much_longer_username 21h ago

This looks like they stopped the VAE way too early, honestly.

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u/Horror-Thing-8213 21h ago

Step one: heat pan by scratching it with a whisk.

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u/Walkthrough101 21h ago

Step 4, snap off the end of your whisk and leave it in the pan

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u/Huge_Ad6405 20h ago

I read this in matt roses voice

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u/LowResGamr 20h ago

How does one pouk and egg?

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u/OG-BigMilky 20h ago

The visual version of step 1, step 2 ????, step 3 egg

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u/_Leaf_Lagoon_ 18h ago

I want to keep this recipe for future generations

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u/Ashy94x 18h ago

Step 2 .. no pans were cracked.

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u/txyesboy71 18h ago

Underpants Gnomes approve

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u/Arctimon 18h ago

Instructions unclear; I now have like six eggs when I wanted one.

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u/WilfurDeer 17h ago

heat pan, crack pan, pouk egg, , pou, , fry egg, egg, .

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u/Skot_Hicpud 17h ago

Ohh, that's what the drugs do to my brain. It makes more sense now.

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u/Nucleoticticboom 16h ago

Can I skip step 2? I’m not pansexual

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u/reddiwhip999 16h ago

Crack Pan? Pouk egg?

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u/2pnt0 15h ago

Oh, I did not pou! It all makes sense now.

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u/soupalex 14h ago

STEP 3

Pou

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u/soupalex 14h ago

(i can't pou, i ate too many Egg)

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u/SomewhereActive2124 13h ago

Was funny ngl

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u/Cyiel 12h ago

Definitely 5 steps on this picture.

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u/Belz_Zebuth 12h ago

To be fair this is a couple of years old.

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u/CupcakeTheSalty 11h ago

I miss when AI generated shit felt like a fever dream

Now it's just mechanically precise vomit

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u/farquin_helle 10h ago

You still think drugs are drugs??

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u/bob_nugget_the_3rd 9h ago

Steps 1 and 2, I'm having problems with, do I heat the pan with me whisk and I tried to crack my pan I not have a broken hob. Send help for step 3 pouk egg, do I need to buy it dinner first or it a escort situation

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u/PermissionMoney9507 9h ago

do WHAT TO THE PAN???

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u/EvilCheeseTheVI 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/gpkXtSuTe7iec

uhhhhh so like idk prob js yoink a gif from another comment

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u/Lentil_Crackers 9h ago

Who tf cracked my pan!? …… ai you bastard 

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u/Fun-Post8497 8h ago

Intruccions unclear i friend 5 eggs and my pan is pregnant

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u/midnghtsnac 7h ago

I can't count to 5

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u/realamerican97 7h ago

Mustn’t forget to pouk the egg

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u/Pierogi_33 7h ago

Crack pan

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u/You-Rebel-Scumm 7h ago

Step 1: egg

Step egg: egg

Egg egg: egg

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u/SteelX1984 5h ago

And billionaires still rather this AI over people?

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u/hey_Hey_I_saveD_me 4h ago

Steps are like in memes

Step 1: Heat Pan

Step 2: Egg

???

Step 5: Profit

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u/MeSuitaru 1h ago

What was the 2nd i forgor