r/apprenticeuk Jul 29 '26

There was nothing entertaining about this fool

I've heard so many people say he was entertaining and he wasn't a great business guy but at least he was funny.

But a constant has never made my blood boil like this Man. Kurran was the Apprentices worst Candidate hands down. No contest.

It's the fact he's completely incompetent, puts 0 effort in everything and then has a suprised pikachu face whenever anyone calls him on it.

And he speaks so demeaningly to the women contestants. Especially in his PM task. Like sayings he'll Deal with them in the boardroom and in the task shutting down anything they say.

No wonder his team refused to listen to him when was PM. Following this man in a task would be like willingly following the Captain of the Titanic into the iceberg.

In his last episode he was described as having the business acumin of a pea. And that description sums him up completely.

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u/im-sorry-watt Jul 29 '26

I share the feeling. I do think he was shafted when everyone turned down his "Pangea" idea. That wasn't bad at all. As opposed to "JetPop"

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u/Shezes Jason Leech - Series 9 Jul 29 '26

That was such a good name and idea

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u/clean_parsley_pls Lord Sugar: “I’m Struggling…” Jul 29 '26

I take that on board but stick with JetPop

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u/im-sorry-watt Jul 30 '26

To quote Daniel, "But you've just said bomb"

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u/gray_fox_jaeger Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

All I remember him for is breaking his arm like a total pillock

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u/butterfly1202 Jul 29 '26

Wtf is kurran

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u/ManInTheDarkSuit “Who stole my unicorn? Sparkle Stars!” Jul 29 '26

This guy. He was pretty crap.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/profiles/31yMx8YGTt3c0N98BdCm4Gd/kurran-pooni

Fancied himself as a bit of a... Well he fancied himself.

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u/butterfly1202 Jul 29 '26

Ooooh I thought op was talking about Kieran 😂😂😂😂

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u/bongledongle85 Jul 29 '26

Candidate from Season 14. Got fired around Week 6

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u/Big_Tap1832 Jul 29 '26

Wake up - he was edited to that way for entertainment 

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u/Shezes Jason Leech - Series 9 Jul 29 '26

Kurran was a wanker for sure but Noorul from S5 is still the worst of the worst.

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u/Consistent-Drive-172 Jul 29 '26

They both made Week 6 and are both ABYSMAL Candidates but Kurran wipes the floor with Noorul. I feel bad as Noorul does seem quite nice on his socials and has good banter with people online, but Kurran was WAY better as a candidate despite being really bad himself.

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u/Shezes Jason Leech - Series 9 Jul 29 '26

What makes Kurran edge out Noorul is that Kurran had a presence. Noorul only ever chirped up when he was in the final three. He is terrible manifest

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u/Consistent-Drive-172 Jul 29 '26

How Noorul was quiet for 6 tasks then spoke louder than BEN and DEBRA in the boardroom is beyond me.