r/army • u/blackbelt638 • 1d ago

This is plain evil

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Im a pretty patient guy. Ive been in for a while and ive experienced so dumb things but I lived. But this, this i wont stand for! We cant even have the dino game!?

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u/MikeDeY77 PMCS is my love language 1d ago

I remember when we could play solitaire on Army computers.

And when someone had installed Drug Wars (and worse) on all the motorpool MSDs.

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u/ComprehensivePieII 1d ago

I started to install a Pokémon Romhack onto a government laptop I was taking on rotation then i thought about how awkward it would be explain that and didnt.

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u/maroonedpariah people first, mission firster, OER firstest 1d ago

A fellow man of culture. Thankfully so many handheld options now

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u/Thx11280 1d ago

I had solitaire on a SIPR computer once. I'd tell you my high score, but it's classified.

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u/blackbelt638 1d ago

There's always that one person that ruins it for everyone

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u/skulwiz 1d ago

Last time the summer Olympics were held I watched them on government computers. Just logged in, watched it one screen and had some spreadsheets on the other to look like I was working.

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u/Feisty-Journalist497 11B -> 25Q -> 35T -> 17C ( pending reclass) USVI ARNG 12h ago

but can it run doom?

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u/Remote-Ad5612 68W - Coretemp Medic 16h ago

Clear your cookies

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u/pbandjam9 16h ago

Edge Surf still works.

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u/kaltesherz 11h ago

When I was in Iraq I had a shit ton of games that I put on my deployable GIS PC. I had my own office in the basement in the SCIF and in 2007-2008 you can imagine having a beast of a PC was a rare treat lmaooo. Now they won't even let you play the dinosaur game??? Rome Has Fallen imo

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u/TheTimbs 5h ago

The owner of that computer needs to be sentenced to 8 years of shoveling shit and getting into bar fights while being hungover all the time.

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u/t3htg 13R Veteran 1d ago

Press the spacebar dummy

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u/blackbelt638 1d ago

Its blocked by big army 🥲🥲

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u/FutureComplaint Mr Cyber! $170% 1d ago

zoom and enhance intensifies

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u/ExcitableAutist42069 13JustWantToSmokeWeedAgain 1d ago

Yikes.

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u/t3htg 13R Veteran 1d ago

I just saw the karma dump. I'm officially old, from the days when you could play solitaire on the radar and chrome didn't exist.