r/arresteddevelopment • u/Low-Finding-6553 • 3d ago

Jason Bateman

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i don’t understand how as a straight guy, i find Jason bateman so goddamn fucking hot, dude. MY GOD!!!

559 Upvotes

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u/ItsWazeyWaynes 3d ago

Him?

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u/fezfrascati 3d ago

Is he funny or something? 

133

u/imperialharem 3d ago

Let’s hope so…

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u/Far_Opportunity_6156 check your lease man… 3d ago

How many times I gotta tell this kid chicken wings??

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u/aaronjsavage 3d ago

They have smoothies??

8

u/prussianapoleon 3d ago

I didn't know we had taquitos...

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u/TonyWonder-BOT Use Your Allusion 3d ago

I didn't know we had taquitos...

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u/kitkatrat 3d ago

Is he running the lights or something?

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u/idontevensaygrace She's, she running the lights or something? 3d ago

Who?

12

u/Albert_McPimp 3d ago

Her*
That’s girl Michael

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u/ItsWazeyWaynes 3d ago

Nice to meet you, girl Michael.

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u/jetforcegemini 3d ago

Is that my blouse?

131

u/Andy_Ftraildes Nichael was worried 3d ago

It looks better on him

164

u/inanemonotony Leather Daddy in the streets, P-Hound in the sheets 3d ago

Good old Master Bateman

134

u/mendicant1116 3d ago

We just say Bateman

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u/EstroJen1193 3d ago

Doesn’t matter who

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u/SamuelFootBowden845 MR M 3d ago

The servant waits

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u/Slow_Ad3662 You forgot to say "away"again 3d ago

From Blackstool?

133

u/browneyesbambi 3d ago

I wouldn’t just lay there

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u/werdnayam 3d ago

Well that’s not what I was thinking.

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u/SchoolboyJuke 3d ago

Well, I was thinking it that time

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u/aether_prince i have Pop Pop in the attic 3d ago

I suppose OP is buy curious

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u/puddlejumper1 2d ago

This is where all the big TVs come!

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u/obi_wan_jabroni_23 3d ago

Leather Daddy?

84

u/reddit_serf Go see a Star War 3d ago

Oh is there such a thing?

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u/ordinaryalchemy i KNOW it's a bird i'm ON the PHONE 3d ago

Daddy needs to get his rocks off.

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u/tbird920 3d ago

You could say I'm a little buy curious.

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u/KingCollo75 3d ago

He's a discipline daddy.

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u/Ordinarygirl3 3d ago

Something that says dad likes leather...

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u/puddlejumper1 2d ago

You mean...leather daddy?

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u/werdnayam 3d ago

He looks like mi hermano.

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u/idontevensaygrace She's, she running the lights or something? 3d ago

Hermanooooo

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u/sofaking39 3d ago

Hey Hermano

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u/idontevensaygrace She's, she running the lights or something? 3d ago

She is the love that's forbidden. The love of my hermano

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u/werdnayam 3d ago

¿Mi hermano? Es allí.

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u/Odd-Mention9198 3d ago

You’re a great brother, Mon frere

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u/werdnayam 3d ago

That’s French for brother. I don’t know how I know that; I took 4 years of Spanish.

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u/Jackpots-0 3d ago

Hey, look at that guy…he’s got the hair of a teenager!

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u/Terminator_LX 3d ago

He and George Michael are just like twins.

Which one?

I don't think it matters.

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u/Jackpots-0 3d ago

One of them is the perfect specimen of rugged manlessness

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u/Jackpots-0 3d ago

The jacket will help if he has to take his hog into a controlled slide

125

u/Stoogenuge 3d ago

I’m afraid I just blue myself.

52

u/SubpopularKnowledge0 3d ago

Now thats a son who eats his cottage cheese.

52

u/ItsForTheChurch_NEXT 3d ago

I love this group so much

9

u/RCBC07 3d ago

I was just thinking the same thing. It's the best ❤️

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u/NaturesCandy25 3d ago

Every single comment is a banger

46

u/kat_stratford 3d ago

family love michael

6

u/imperialharem 2d ago

Look at banner, Michael! 

36

u/KetchupAdvisoryBoard 3d ago

Old bear. He likes the honey.

9

u/OddGeneral1293 3d ago

He never had the chance to see my bee business take off :(

37

u/JagrasLoremaster a hot banger in the mouth 3d ago

I wouldnt mind kissing that man between the cheeks

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u/thesitekick 2d ago

..so to speak.

33

u/Impressive-Wait-9420 3d ago

Uncle Mike!

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u/09Trollhunter09 3d ago

LETS WIN THIS THING! WHAT THE HELL!

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u/Affectionate-Ship859 3d ago

Winning with oxygen & non-incontinence!

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u/Historical_Emu_6878 3d ago

You are crook

captain hook

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u/Leading_Studio7534 2d ago

And I’m gonna throw the book!

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u/PRLake 2d ago

At the pirate!

3

u/DoctorAcula_42 1d ago

He got Ping again!

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u/ObliviousRounding 3d ago

He just wants his kids back.

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u/recidivist1001 3d ago

Thanks, but, again, he’s not interested.

He’s Jason Bateman?

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u/Odd-Mention9198 3d ago

Take a good look because it’s the last time

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u/MargieBigFoot 3d ago

That’s the seventh nipple I’ve seen today.

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u/Low_Kitchen_9995 3d ago

Daddy horny Michael

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u/wmru5wfMv 3d ago

Everything he does is so flamboyant it makes me want to…..set myself on fire

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u/ScreechUrkelle 3d ago

No prayer hands?

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u/andantedoceu 3d ago

I don't feel so good.

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u/pizzaguy87 3d ago

I’d like a banger in the mouth

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u/hammert0es 3d ago

You know what you do? You get yourself a little tape recorder.

20

u/rexpistols 3d ago

You go get your tiny teddy and we'll come up with a fun safe word.

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u/Doctor-TobiasFunke- 3d ago

For 20 rupees wed both go down on matthew McConaughey, right Michael?

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u/onyhr 3d ago

Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne

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u/LJoyce1022 2d ago

I’m not gonna cry about my pa. I’m gonna build me an airport and put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? You can keep them bottled up, Michael, but they will come out. Sometimes in the most unexpected…hey, WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY HARDBOILED EGGS??!!

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u/fermatajack 3d ago

Bait Man

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u/egret_society how did you ever find me? 3d ago

I had a dirty dream about him out of nowhere last night lol. He was a bartender at some tavern and he was either impressed with my AD knowledge or my boobs. I’m not sure which since I have not mastered somnotelepathy.

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u/elizahdon Here comes John Wayne 3d ago

Michael? 🤨 Michael 😡

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u/imperialharem 2d ago

He’s heading down to Portugal, ol’ South America way. 

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u/Popular_Course3885 3d ago

It's a bold style, let's see if it pays off for him.

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u/NestingBun 3d ago

Guy’s a pro

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u/Low-Jacket8224 3d ago

You can't do that on the balcony buddy?!

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u/LJoyce1022 2d ago

Mom said it’s too windy

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u/09Trollhunter09 3d ago

Shoulda shhh shou…shoulda …ggg.. guy should a guy in $7000 shoulda shoulda…

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u/beige-king 3d ago

Shh shh

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u/kasakka1 3d ago

OP horny, Michael.

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u/Andy_Crop 3d ago

He's turning into Gene Parmesan

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u/GeneParmesan-BOT Best private detective in the O.C. 3d ago

I'm... Gene Parmesan, how are you doing?

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u/Andy_Crop 3d ago

AAAH! HE GOT ME AGAIN!

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u/Used-Property-9870 3d ago

So hot that it looks like he put his hand on the cornballer

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u/littlemissy145 3d ago

There’s a new daddy in town.

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u/oxresults 3d ago

It's the lighting

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u/Keystone_Devil 3d ago

Tom Jane?

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u/Kellzy1212 I don’t want none of yo’ tired ass country club ya freak bitch 3d ago

I just want my kids back!

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u/SpaceTimeChallenger 3d ago

I understand more than.. You'll never know

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u/Navic2 3d ago

https://reddit.com/link/p6orr3r/video/881lhxutzdmh1/player

"I have to wear both jackets all the time. You... you’d never understand"

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u/gregarious-maximus 3d ago

I understand. More than you’ll never know…

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u/nathrek 3d ago

He's not a regular dad. He's a cool dad. 

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u/fap_fap_fap_fapper 3d ago

Daddy horny Michael

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u/alibabba54 3d ago

Daddy horny, Michael

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u/Ham__Kitten 3d ago

I saw a tiny sliver of his buttocks and they are as fresh and firm as a Georgia peach, so I don't blame you.

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u/Pace_Salsa_Comment 3d ago

Almost as good as his feature in Altitude .

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u/Terminator_LX 3d ago

It's all regulation. To get the top jacket right the under jacket had to be a little snug.

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u/OhMyGug 3d ago

And you still have the air of a lion

5

u/Transposer 3d ago

Is that my belt?!

5

u/lastfreerangekid 3d ago

Is this for the ad in I'm Poor Magazine?

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u/Miracow 3d ago

He's been bad 🥵

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u/theplotthinnens as nose as the Ann on Plain's face 3d ago

Take me to your secular world

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u/WolfStovez 3d ago

He looks like the dad from shameless if he was hot

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u/fap_fap_fap_fapper 3d ago

I'm just buy-curious

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u/manbeardawg 3d ago

What, is he too good for prayer hands?

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u/drpyne89 3d ago

I'm two decades younger than him, and I already have a grey beard. How does he do it!?

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u/Big_Parsnip_3931 3d ago

Wow, looks like he met Carl Weathers

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u/ThiagoRoderick 3d ago

Isn't Michael the LEAST likeable in the family?

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u/PRLake 2d ago

Looks like he’s making a new start

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u/denM_chickN 3d ago

It's giving prayer hands

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u/WENDELtheRUFFIAN Tobias Quietly Over Compensates 3d ago

🙏🏻

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u/b-a-d-e 3d ago

who ?

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u/Due_Breath2655 thank god they’ve got my brands 🍸 3d ago

ohh god- that hair! what will people say??

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u/Tough_Cabinet1225 2d ago

At least he stopped with the prayer hands

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u/DatDominican 3d ago

Jim Gordon esque

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u/Buttlrubies Make love in your own hand, MOTHER! 3d ago

He’s aged very well, but I find Will Arnett way more attractive now.

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u/gregarious-maximus 3d ago

I’m looking for the magic…

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u/defjamblaster 3d ago

OP, I have news for you...

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u/theQCsimsFox 3d ago

With these images I understand why Disney choosed him to be the voice of Nick Wilde the fox in Zootopia!

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u/setut 3d ago

You got two eyes and a pulse don’t you?

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u/snutcat 2d ago

HIM? Love him. 😂

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u/eatingabananawrong 2d ago

That is Rivers Cuomos evil twin.

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u/Noor440 2d ago

Who makes those glasses?

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u/Mr_Infinit1 2d ago

Loved his role in big Lebowski

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u/n0tz0e 3d ago

I can never get over that he has no lips. Like he's my textbook example of how yt man lack lips sorry 😭

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u/Odd-Mention9198 3d ago

Perhaps you would prefer Ice?

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u/Coldbrewsnob26 1d ago

He'll make your banana stand.