r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/doveofthechurch • 3h ago

True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking Is it just me or do you think Henry Cavill would be a good actor to play Aegon the conqueror?

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63 Upvotes

I can’t believe I’m the first person to spot his potential as Aegon

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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/VindicativevVince • 5h ago

True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking There’s no limit to Aerion’s larp

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9 Upvotes

(Art by me) Here’s the world’s greatest larper, who thinks he’s a dragon trapped in a human body, next to his unfortunately round headed brother.
u/ancient_doctor_7738 helped me make this

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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Ok_Plastic5399 • 12h ago

PREDICTION: Tupac's Murder Will be Solved Before Winds of Winter

75 Upvotes

Never mind.

10 comments

r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Diverse0Ne • 15h ago

How mfs be glazing characters with two lines worth of lore

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196 Upvotes

27 comments

r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/AdditionalPiano6327 • 1d ago

AFFC Re-Read How hung was he?

15 Upvotes

14 comments

r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/doveofthechurch • 1d ago

True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking How fat is his pink mast?

49 Upvotes

27 comments

r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/SweetPumpkin22 • 1d ago

Do you think Daena, Rhaena and Elaena ever ate eachother out in the maidenvault when they were bored ? If Aegon the conqueror can eat his sister's clams why can't they

176 Upvotes

31 comments

r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Danielsalamander • 1d ago

Replace the nights watch with the NYPD but give the free folk all of their SWAT armor. Who wins the battle of castle black?

2 Upvotes

Giants get giant swat armor

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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Annekke • 1d ago

GRRM is rewriting all the game of throne books to include the 5 year gap

20 Upvotes

That's why WoW and ADoS are taking so long

10 comments

r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/CarsonFijal • 1d ago

Lore accurate King Aerys the First

103 Upvotes

8 comments

r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/BradBoredZ • 1d ago

True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking Would brienne be happy if he died

20 Upvotes

6 comments

r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Aspergeriffic • 1d ago

I think the prince that was promised is a beat up Nissan Altima that was being driven by a white walker version of Lord Corlys Velaryon. And him and his boys got out and just stomped on the night king and back over him again just to make sure.

0 Upvotes

2 comments

r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Critical_Mountain851 • 1d ago

True

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178 Upvotes

4 comments

r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Ok-Insect-7959 • 1d ago

Greatest show that ever was ... Why did Arya and Sansa steal the Wooden Throne from Bran? Isn't that treasonous?

118 Upvotes

Why is Sansa taunting Bran as well? Does she not have any consideration for her disabled brother?

18 comments

r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Prestigious_Sack0 • 1d ago

name the champion of the old gods from these 4

5 Upvotes

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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Prestigious_Sack0 • 1d ago

2nd Greatest Show? Gerion Lannister fighting for his life in Valyria

12 Upvotes

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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Prestigious_Sack0 • 1d ago

Tits > Dragons Lore accurate Blackfyre rebellions

11 Upvotes

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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Rooler_of_the_Rats • 1d ago

Ygritte when Jon asks a reasonable question and/or makes a reasonable assumption

58 Upvotes

4 comments

r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Correct_Tea_9310 • 1d ago

Make the comments looklike her search history

82 Upvotes

46 comments

r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/ZealousidealPlace730 • 2d ago

AFFC Re-Read Posting this here because those wings subreddit mods are chuds

265 Upvotes

12 comments

r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/StopHavingAnOpinion • 2d ago

AFFC Re-Read Kevan DESTROYS whining Karen with FACTS and LOGIC

47 Upvotes

2 comments

r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Chunlk69 • 2d ago

True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking You just created a thousand Jon Roxton’s

36 Upvotes

1 comment

r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Sphereoftime • 2d ago

True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking Maegor

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580 Upvotes

maegor the cruel showing off the red keep after his additions.

35 comments

r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/ChineseToTheBone • 2d ago

True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking Rhaegar Targaryen: "Anyway, here's Summerhall." — starts playing the same four chords on the harp

83 Upvotes

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