r/bears • u/970souk 32ChunkFan • 3d ago

Absolute unit of a black bear

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u/CaptainCornflakes92 3d ago

Going to take the best nap of his life.

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u/Freewayshitter1968 3d ago

I want to be a bear

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u/Few-Ambition4072 3d ago

Bro saved for three winters

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u/thespiltmilk 3d ago

This unit’s surviving the winter 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙏

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u/joeh4384 2d ago

He must have broke into a butter factory or something.

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u/duderex88 3d ago

Starting hibernation in September.

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u/DippityDamn 2d ago

O lawwwd he comin'....eventually.

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u/3MetricTonsOfSass 3d ago

Chuck the chonk

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u/Silly-Balance-2086 2d ago

We need a bigger den ..

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u/Huggable_Hork-Bajir 2d ago

"I wonder what's keeping him?" "Oh, I'm sure he'll be along, sweetie. Remember honey, he's tubby. It takes him a while to move around."

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u/Cute_Ad_6981 2d ago

Big bear
He's iron tough
Big bear
He's got a chest like a rug
Big bear
He don't take no guff
He's big bear

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u/tuenthe463 2d ago

Heading home from all you can eat spaghetti and meatballs at the firehouse fundraiser

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u/numberSIXleviathan 3d ago

That isn't normal at all wtf lol

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u/maneuver_element 2d ago

We’ve all been there

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u/FunAd4177 2d ago

What has he been eating? He must have a personal pipeline of food.

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u/ccagan 1d ago

The biggest black bears I've seen have always been at Alligator River in North Carolina. So big they don't have a neck from gorging on the soybeans in the fields there. This guy is beyond that level of big.

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u/RinellaWasHere 1d ago

Good golly.

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u/Ok-Blueberry4514 1d ago

That dude been eating good in the neighborhood

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u/WrongfullyIncarnated 3d ago

so sad

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u/thespiltmilk 2d ago

look up fat bear week or bears before hibernation :) bears even far away from society in national parks get rotund as heck

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u/OFPDevilDoge 2d ago

What

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u/WrongfullyIncarnated 2d ago

to see a bear that big is because of humans being irresponsible with food and trash. this bear will eat themselves to death much like some humans

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u/InfiniteWaffles58364 2d ago

Not necessarily. He could've hit a carcass jackpot on a mountainside full of berries or something