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[u/Gord_Board]

It rains all the time without thunder?

[u/85K5 → u/Gord_Board]

But I never piss without farting, curious...

[u/Gord_Board → u/85K5]

No.

[u/85K5 → u/Gord_Board]

Every poopoo time is a peepee time, but not every peepee time is a poopoo time, curious...

[u/elMurpherino → u/85K5]

I pooped once without peeing. Mostly bc I had to pee and during the pee I realized I could take a poo so I took a poo after I was done peeing and had no pee left for the poo.

[u/85K5 → u/elMurpherino]

If you didn't leave the bathroom, it still counts.

[u/elMurpherino → u/85K5]

lol fair enough. I sat down right after I finished peeing.

[u/thebigbadben → u/Gord_Board]

Yes.

[u/CourtJester5 → u/Gord_Board]

Shhhhh... Just relax

[u/rivertpostie]

But, there is rain without thunder

[u/Separate_Rise_8932]

It rains without thunder. It also thunders without rain. 😱

[u/potatopierogie]

I say "that goes together like a piss and a fart" all the time

[u/mightyjack2 → u/potatopierogie]

Like smoke and a dart

[u/shu-to]

This will definitely make stupid people feel better in the moment. Everyone else will be confused.

[u/Alleged-human-69]

Who’s ashamed to fart in a bathroom? That’s like the ideal place to do it. Even in public toilets, it’s not like people don’t lay thermal nuclear turds their all the time that can overshadow your fart

[u/ThatSmartIdiot → u/Alleged-human-69]

plus they already stink like hell HALF THE TIME

[u/JustADude721]

But it does???

[u/mmihnev]

Made me laugh loud. Thank you!

[u/Fun-Mud3861]

Beware of mudslides

[u/CreativeAdeptness477]

I once dined with the Duchess of Leigh
Who said "Do you fart when you pee?"
I said "No, not a bit,
"But I belch when I shit."
And I thought 'will that's one up to me.'

[u/DFakeRP]

Only while sitting. I dont trust a fart if I'm at a urinal

[u/Alex_Y_ya]

As long as you don't flood yourself

[u/Haruzak1]

But I always ashamed that sometimes I shart and urinate at the same time, I can't control it.

[u/WinPrestigious7568]

Next I'm casually having a piss an let a fart go I'll never forgive this quote if I follow through 😐

[u/bones10145]

If you can't fart in the bathroom where the hell else can you? 

[u/McDaddy8484]

Interesting statement, since I always only fart when I defecate as I tighten my abdominal muscles which also lets out urine afterwards. On a side note, our dog could shit without peeing for some reason

[u/Mrs3anw]

Matthew Wineman has clearly never been to Seattle.

[u/BigMessi1987]

If it super windy trees will uproot and fall from the sky too, dropping logs everywhere

[u/BlueHailstrom]

And they said Shakespeare was dead

[u/Megalesios]

Missed opportunity to quote Fleetwood Mac

[u/Crowdfundingprojects]

No rain without thunder but what if a shart blows the cheeks asunder?

[u/Jand0s]

There is rain without thunder all the time

[u/mMathab]

The other day at work a guy farted a juicy one while pissing at the urinal, said fuck, then proceeded to wipe his ass while standing up in the cabin.

[u/CARDEK04]

Make it a double while I am under.

https://giphy.com/gifs/UrPjiv0mHP6vSecgVD

[u/metabolitesafter9pm]

Wise words 🥲

[u/Tilestam]

wise words