r/borbs 5d ago

So Round Wow Green Heron

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1.8k Upvotes

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u/FroggiJoy87 5d ago

Pre-ZOOP! Homie has neck for days

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u/Defernox 4d ago

He mad.

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u/Silent-University465 5d ago

What did you do!?

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u/ari_mel89 5d ago

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u/Sii_Kei 4d ago

I was just about to say that this would be so fun to draw! Kudos to you, you captured it perfectly!

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u/MsSamm 5d ago

He looks like a cartoon character.

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u/whateverislovely 5d ago

Danny Devito as the Penguin looking ahh

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u/green-green-bean 5d ago

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u/LordofSandvich 4d ago

(Honorable Mention since this actually is a green heron)

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u/green-green-bean 4d ago

Green herons are honorary night herons!

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u/namaste217 5d ago

Now THAT is a b0rb 😍

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u/NeighborhoodDear5405 5d ago

First post that popped up on Reddit and took me by great surprise. lol! That is hilarious.

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u/Awesome_Arsam 4d ago

That's not a Borb

That's oval shaped

Boval?

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u/Bulky_Seesaw_9477 4d ago

You have been JUDGED!

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u/SnooGadgets5130 4d ago

Did it zoop?

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u/NoMeerRanger 4d ago

No zoop, just a belly flop

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u/Dazzling_Win_8833 4d ago

Looks like it smoked some green shit

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u/Wrong_Use91 4d ago

WHAT??!!!!!

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u/Jack-0-Loops 4d ago

This is a very important photograph

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u/mitchella_repens 4d ago

Looks like an angry Pops from the Regular Show

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u/Fun_String5853 4d ago

Adorable!

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u/kestrelkev24 3d ago

Same energy lol

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u/spizella_melodious 3d ago

That is an awesome photo!

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u/Stunning-Vanilla-717 2d ago

Maybe you should have asked his permission first! He doesn't look happy about it!

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u/Pseudoargentum 2d ago

Had a pair nest behind my house as a child. From what I remember, the cries were very upsetting - one of those birds that sounds like a screaming woman.

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u/Independent-Okra-935 2d ago

Angry one too!

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u/cobra7 2d ago

I had five acres that had fencing like this. Also had two small ponds that attracted herons. Was mowing one day on my riding mower and there was a green heron on the fence exactly like this. I kept getting closer and closer and expected him to fly away at some point, but he never did. I eventually got close enough that I could have reached out and touched him, but I didn’t and he stayed where he was. It was very unusual to experience.

I’ve also noted the same behavior with bullfrogs sunning on the bank of my pond - it mower needs to almost touch them before they jump or move. If I step off the tractor, they immediately jump.

I suspect genetics. Millennia have taught them that two-loggers are.a threat but a human on a machine is too alien to trigger their threat response.

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u/Grateful-5050 1h ago

Egg shaped Borb🥚