It is said that every cat enters this world with a fine appreciation of dignity but for Alyx; a creature woven from pure void, that dignity was lost within the cold dark confines of a mop spinner. Now with a cold feline precision, she would make sure her human’s world followed suit.
Yeah, I bet she doesn't even know what taxes are... And after the first arrest, it's just a downhill. She gonna get two consecutive life sentences, only leaving her 7. Leaving prison, she can slip onto heavy stuff, like catnip, and there's no stop then. All kinds of crimes, like robbing your plate, attempted vandalism against your plants, etc.. she may be sentenced to maximum security sky prison!
All I want out of life is to be a cat who doesn't know what taxes are. Just scream for food, poop on the floor, sleep, and be a maniac once or twice a day.
Everyone knows cats are liquid, and thus would be.opening a water park instead, which are notoriously easy to manipulate taxes for in favor of the owner.
The first cat I ever had loved to be spun. He would hop into this basket we had and meow until my sister or I would come over and spin him. He'd unbalance and tip the basket over when he wanted it to stop, and get out; sometimes he'd wobble off, sometimes he'd hop right back in and start meowing at us.
I used to tell him that he missed his calling as a fairgrounds-cat.
I had an orange tabby that liked to be spun too! He would hop up on my desk chair and you could practically see his one brain cell ping ponging around his head when I stopped.
I remember my tuxedo loved my dad’s office chair, especially when he got up from it and it was warm. I walked by the office one day to find my dad spinning his chair with the cat on it. He found his love for spinning, and he sat in my dads chair more often
Same. Especially since I use that same exact cleaning tool and it can spin very, very fast if you want it to. Definitely seems like OP wasn't being too crazy with it tho so glad not to see those comments
as a human, I liked to go on the fair rides that strapped you to a wall then spun you in a circle really really fast, and that was extremely enjoyable. I don't however, know what the experience is like for a cat.
Swivel office chairs are awesome for this. Put kitty on the floor after 1 minute in the spin cycle, and watch it walk sideways into walls. Its hilarious. And kitty will jump back on the chair demanding more.
We have a 7 year old black and white that from the time she was a kitten she would stretch out on her side on our smooth tile and wait for me to spin her!
I just did it slowly at first but she really loved it when I went faster.
Now here she is 7 years old and last night she laid down and looked at me until I came over and spun her really fast. So damn cute.
When our boy Tiger (tabby) was a kitten he got spun around while playing and he of course got dizzy, went into a panic and had to be grab and held down until he calmed down.....now he gets a half turn while playing and he walks away....his brother Bug(void) he'll take play any way he can, spinning, jumping, rolling, dragging...be don't care. You just gotta play.
I used to spin one of mine around in a laundry basket, then dump him out and laugh at him staggering around. Then he'd jump back in for more cat amusement park ride.
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