r/cats 20h ago

Humor “NOW, Eat it. And swallow it.”

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8.4k Upvotes

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u/ZaldrizesQelos 20h ago

Feeling so proud

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u/FreshResult8286 20h ago

I am hungry but you have it. You are bad at hunting. I will provide food for u human. 

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u/alucardian_official 20h ago

Thats the best leaf

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u/RinaDalton81 14h ago

Such a great leaf

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u/EuphoricLeague22 14h ago

Great re-leaf I’ll sprinkle salt and pepper on it

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u/PakRatJR 18h ago

There is a story that pops up occasionally about a cat that learned to "pay" for food from a local fish shop. I'm fairly sure this was the picture from that story.

He apparently noticed people giving the store owner money and getting fish in return. The cat showed up one day with a leaf, hopped up on the counter and dropped it by the shop owner.

The shop owner happily accepted the payment and gave him a small bit of fish, and from that point on, the cat would show up almost daily with a leaf to get a piece of fish. It's a awesome story 😊❤️

https://animalchannel.co/hungry-cat-fish-shop-leaf/

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u/paradox_valestein 13h ago

If that story is real, it's wholesome af

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u/tun4c4ptor 5h ago

I'm going to believe it's real because I want to and it hurts no one 

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u/itznimitz 12h ago

Now the owner should teach it inflation

5

u/ChiefRedChild 11h ago

“Listen I like you and all but you driving all my costumers away by eating up my stock!”

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u/UBC145 20h ago

Vegan cat, wouldn’t hurt a fly

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u/GalaxyPowderedCat 18h ago

Your cat is vegetarian but his instincts are intact.

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u/mmmmk2023 20h ago

“If you don’t eat it I’ll be disappointed.”

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u/orangedoggosinmexico 19h ago

is that just a leaf lol i dont have glasses on

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u/BoldChipmunk 20h ago

Omg my weirdo is not the only one with a leaf kink!

If i catch her bringing a leaf back from across the street, it is almost like she gets embarrassed. She drops the leaf, looks around, licks her paw all casual like 'nothing to see here'

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u/Ifritmenace 20h ago

hahaha every single time

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u/kelfupanda Tuxedo 14h ago

My cats do that constantly now, leaves and sticks

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u/-Hal-Jordan- 13h ago

Many years ago I had a mama cat who would bring in random pieces of paper from the empty field next to our house. She had a special meow when she would come through the door with it. My wife and I would always accept the offering and tell her what a good kitty she was.

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u/kinetic_ljs 16h ago

Those eyes are amazing! Showing a true hunter!

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u/throwmyheartaway23 12h ago

Looks cute 

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u/Fearless-Midnight607 12h ago

What a cute killer

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u/14high 11h ago

"If you love me, you'll eat it"

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u/brandofranco 10h ago

Would be a hilarious if you were a vegetarian

1

u/AMCAPEHODLER 15h ago

Apex predator doing it's Thang

1

u/EmmaPacahanas 14h ago

So thoughtful <3

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u/Chance-Fennel9048 12h ago

That's a nice leaf I really like this leaf

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u/kaohhs 4h ago

yeah, sure.

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u/Entire-Working-6396 4h ago

That adorable expression made me laugh!

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u/Z1kkii 1h ago

Thank goodness for this cat. The famine can finally end!