r/cincinnati Mt. Washington 1d ago

Food šŸ•šŸŒ® This is absolute ass

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u/PreOpTransCentaur 1d ago

Saw a dude buying 3 of them from a UDF the other night. The cashier was like, "Oh, do you like these?" The guy responds that he hasn't tried them yet and another cashier just goes, "..I wouldn't buy 3 of them.." 🤣

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u/zeppelinism Mt. Washington 1d ago

That cashier is giving solid advice.

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u/SnotDogs Eastgate 1d ago

The Lindners don’t deserve that kind of honest customer service

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u/BochBochBoch Over The Rhine 20h ago

I mean this honest customer service did lose them money.

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u/udontlikecoffee 16h ago

so, so fucking close…

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u/ProjectPat513 9h ago

I haven’t intentially supported those bastards for the past 20 years! I’ll never forget that as a teenager I was on my way to a rendezvous with my girl, and I needed some protection, so of coarse I swung into the only gas station around and that was UDF. I’m looking and looking, no condoms to be found. So I go ask the cashier and she looked at me like I was some filthy peasant and with a scoff said, ā€œoh no hun, we don’t sell those here!ā€. I looked around and said, ā€œyou sell tobacco and alcohol but you won’t prevent STDs and pregnancy…makes total sensešŸ‘ā€ and I walked out. After finding out more about the family and their catholic background it made sense that they would do some dumb shit like that. I won’t give them money if I don’t absolutely have to at this point.

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u/SnotDogs Eastgate 2h ago

I’m with you! Fuck the Lindners. People around here still talk about UDF like it’s some small local business we should all be proud of. They’re wealthy parasites sucking all the profit they can out of the poor, and not just locally either. Once i read about their control over the Chiquita brand i was done with them for good. They’re a bunch of vampires

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u/Rough-Construction95 11h ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/ChainsawLeon 1d ago

Each bite is such a bizarre combination of flavors, it somehow works for me. It’s not something I would get all the time, but it’s a fun novelty.

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u/SevenSixOne 12h ago

Yeah, I thought it was better than it sounded but not good enough to get again šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

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u/InvestigatorOld8695 22h ago

My husband bought some took a few bites and now it’s been sitting in the freezer šŸ˜‚ I like the effort though!

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u/Sudden_Fill516 20h ago

Weird flavors should only be accepted in tiny Jelly Belly portions.

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u/SinisterChef 1d ago

I liked it, I love shitty fake butter and spicy stuff. I will absolutely agree that it was spicier than I was ever expecting it to be for ice cream. But the texture of ice cream, swirls and pretzels is pleasant and the over all flavor profile together was good.

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u/zeppelinism Mt. Washington 1d ago

Spicy and sweet together doesnt bother me. I thought the flavor profile was horrendous. My gf took one bite and almost threw up. I took 1 bite and thought it was alright. 2 bites and thought ugh i dont know this is starting to taste like cold Ramen? 3 bites it went into the trash.

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u/Keregi 21h ago

You understand that taste is subjective and some people are more adventurous than you?

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u/zeppelinism Mt. Washington 20h ago edited 20h ago

You understand I wasnt saying it wasnt subjective? I was just saying the sweet and spicy part wasnt the problem and gave my experience. Also, if I wasn't adventurous I wouldn't have bought the ice cream to try it? I went on the adventure, I just didnt like it. Why does that seem to offend you?

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u/PreperationOuch Covington 1d ago

Elaborate

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u/MageOfFur 1d ago

I've tried it and can concur. Buttered popcorn flavor ice cream, with swirls that are flavored with Grippos spice- it's a strange combo and does not work at all to me. Also it has chocolate covered pretzels which is equally absurd

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u/zeppelinism Mt. Washington 1d ago

Really awful. The bad buttery popcorn taste doesnt translate well with ice cream. People are saying they didnt mind the spice, but i couldn't even taste any spice over the over powered artificial popcorn flavor. By the 2nd bite it weirdly tasted like cold Ramen, and by the 3rd bite it was in the trash. Look, im usually all for novelty type ice creams. The skyline one i could do and didnt think was awful. This one.... just no.

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u/salami_cheeks 15h ago

Thank you for elaborating! Fake popcorn butter flavoring is one of my least favorite things. Never will I ever. I'd rather just crush up a handful of Grippo's over vanilla ice cream.

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u/zeppelinism Mt. Washington 14h ago

Yeah, I would've much preferred that as well. I was curious about the popcorn flavoring and how it would taste and yeah im not a fan either.

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u/Status_Jump_2496 22h ago

I liked it!

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u/Repulsive_Rich_3820 Erlanger 1d ago

Interesting how these two posts lined up for me

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u/DecentFeedback2 13h ago

Oo I've got one, gits and shiggles (like shits and giggles)

In British slang, "git" is a mild insult used to describe an unpleasant, silly, incompetent, or annoying person. It is most frequently directed at men.

I make myself laugh if nothing else..

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u/sharkie-bytes 19h ago

I WORK AT UDF AND WARN EVERYONE WHO BRINGS IT UP!!!

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u/GarlandGordon 10h ago

Thank you for your service.

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u/sharkie-bytes 8h ago

My due diligence

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u/Ill_Bodybuilder_1083 18h ago

Saw this the other day at Kroger and thought "Who TF would be brave enough to try this"

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u/anohioanredditer Ex-Cincinnatian 1d ago

Maybe im just different but I don’t think I’d have any problems eating a spicy sweet treat like this.

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u/zeppelinism Mt. Washington 1d ago

Its not that its spicy and sweet. Its that the flavor of it is horrendous.

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u/GzusWritesGzusWalks 1d ago

I did not think it was that bad; would not go out and get it again, but it def wasn’t a complete waste of time

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u/Wonderful-Shirt-9735 21h ago

I haven’t tried it, but there is a Grippos flavored Goetta, for those willing to try it.

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u/dumpydent 17h ago

You lost me at buttered popcorn flavored 🤮

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u/ThePensiveE 1d ago

I know. That's why I wasn't stupid enough to spend money on it.

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u/zeppelinism Mt. Washington 1d ago edited 20h ago

Same

Edit: woops I misread this comment last night. Was half asleep checking comments šŸ˜… Sorry that im stupid. I like to try new things and after the skyline ice cream not being too bad I thought id give this novelty a chance.

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u/Witty-Childhood8343 20h ago

GRIPPOS is the fun food company!

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u/catsofulthar Mt. Washington 16h ago

I'm trying to snag a pint or two for a taste test with my coworkers, but I can't find it anywhere...I just want to taste the cursed ice cream!

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u/zeppelinism Mt. Washington 14h ago

Found these at the Oakley Kroger!

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u/EmoMillenial1 15h ago

At least the Skyline ice cream is good!

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u/Ecstatic-Narwhal-743 10h ago

All I can imagine is buying a tub of the frozen sauce and eating a scoop when I think of that ice cream. It sounds horrible to eat cold chili. Milk chili at that lol

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u/Nate1257 1d ago

I couldn't do it. 2 bites and the pint was tossed. It's spicy in a way that wasn't invited, and the pretzels taste bad along with the rest of the dessert. Genuinely horrendous.

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u/zeppelinism Mt. Washington 1d ago

My gf almost threw up. It somehow weirdly tastes like ramen.

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u/LadyInCrimson Westwood 1d ago

The taste as a sweet was not my favorite but I do give them credit for making ice cream taste like grippos. Definitely a fun experience!

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u/hutchguard 22h ago

The name even sounds disgusting

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u/Trashacccount927 1d ago

It makes no sense to me. No one associates Grippos with popcorn or pretzels (though I believe they make both). So then they added these bizarre flavors for no reason.

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u/Keregi 21h ago

How is it that hard to understand? Lots of flavors work well with ice cream. Mixing sweet and salty is common and popular.

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u/Trashacccount927 14h ago

It’s not ā€œhard to understandā€. They made a novelty flavor of a brand known for barbecue potato chips and threw a bunch of seemingly unrelated things in there.

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u/roastedcoyote 22h ago

UDF used to have praline pecan. Why they discontinued that and create these Frankenstein mash ups has to be pure economics.

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u/The-D-O-Z 23h ago

If it had "Graeters" name attached to it, fancy-fart sniffing Andersonites would be lining up out the door for it.

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u/midnghtsnac 21h ago

Thanks, too early for this

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u/Odd-Independent4640 20h ago

How’s it compare to Graeter’s Skyline Chili?

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u/zeppelinism Mt. Washington 20h ago

I actually very much enjoyed the Skyline Ice Cream. I think Grippos just tried to do the novelty thing like them and didnt really nail it. I dont really understand going with the popcorn flavor?

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u/RedfordStrypington 20h ago

I prefer the Grippos. The oyster crackers in the skyline kinda put me off.

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u/BlueWarstar 19h ago

Sounds like it would be good if it didn’t have the grippo’s flavoring

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u/KaioKenshin 18h ago edited 18h ago

I wanted to try it but it seems too off. I had the skyline addition it was bizarre, like eating spaghetti in melted ice cream in some bites, others surprisingly good.

So I figured this would be like eating chips in melted ice, which I can see it as a pregnancy craving or stoned out of your mind food.

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u/PhatTuna 17h ago

Not a fan of the skyline graeters one either. It's not terrible, but also not that good. And im not trying to pay $7/pint of mid ice cream.

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u/BreezySAM 16h ago

Don't plan on trying Grippos flavor, but the Reds Grand Slam flavor is def worth mentioning, buying and eating if it's still in stores. Wish they would make it a yearly flavor!

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u/King_Baboon Mack 13h ago

The spice after taste is vile.

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u/absolutelyjiggs Northside 13h ago

I like it, it's not the best ice cream I've bought but it's fun. I really like the spiced caramel I wish they leaned more on that.

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u/Ecstatic-Narwhal-743 10h ago

This is one of those times I'm ok with being a little picky. We don't turn hot dishes into ice cream. Not savory ones.

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u/J_Zephyr 10h ago

I would've ventured a guess to say the barbecue-ice cream market was saturated at zero attempts.

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u/don_keydick_42069 8h ago

Im just happy to live somewhere they can do stuff like this. I mean what other cities have such a variety of regional staples like cincy? Cant wait for goldstar and grippos to come out with a grippos 3 way or chili dip with grippos chips or something. Gripppos flavored seasoning on a penn station sub šŸ˜‹ m. Goetta flavored cookies and ice cream from busken/graeters

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u/YogurtclosetHuman866 6h ago

I must have gotten a dud one cause it just tasted like salted caramel vanilla ice cream to me.

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u/topem97 6h ago

I loved it so much and I can’t find any more 😭

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u/Civil_Ad5604 5h ago

Eh it works for me go figure

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u/NoQuestion7237 1d ago

This is 100% pregnant lady food.

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u/onestopvtg Newport 🐧 1d ago

What’s it taste like

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u/BB-68 1d ago

Ass apparently

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u/1cem4n82 1d ago

It’s a bit nutty

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u/porcopolis 1d ago

Butter pecan with some grippo bbq spice

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u/SinisterChef 1d ago

This is a solid breakdown of the flavors.

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u/Living_On_The_Air Pleasant Ridge 1d ago

Jelly or syrup (I prefer syrup)

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u/zeppelinism Mt. Washington 1d ago

Its weirdly tastes like ramen

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u/onestopvtg Newport 🐧 23h ago

That is weird

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u/MeeseeksSerotonin 21h ago

That’s what I said too! Literally almost like they dropped a ramen packet in there. Didn’t help I had already had ramen earlier that day so I felt like I was going crazy lol

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u/Keregi 21h ago

It doesn't taste anything like ramen and maybe something is wrong with your taste buds.

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u/zeppelinism Mt. Washington 20h ago

You realize taste is subjective right? Not everyone has the same palette.

Edit: didnt realize you were the same person from the last comment. You contradicted yourself by saying taste is subjective and then turn around and tell me theres something wrong with my taste buds because I thought it tasted weirdly like Ramen? Its not EXACTLY the taste of Ramen, its just the closest description I could get to it. Thats why I put "weirdly" in front of it.

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u/OldSoulCreativity 1d ago

I mean it looks like it would be bad lol. There is zero chance I would consider buying that in a store.

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u/Keregi 21h ago

I liked it, but wouldn't go out of my way to get it again. For all of you "I took one bite and threw it out" people, it does get better after a few bites. The crunch was good and the spice flavor worked well with the caramel. I tasted Grippos the rest of the night though.

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u/zeppelinism Mt. Washington 20h ago

I thought it got worse the more I ate it. To each their own šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/UserProv_Minotaur 20h ago

The chocolate pretzels are solid, but everything else is disappointing.

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u/Grammarhole 17h ago

ā€œChocolateyā€ coated pretzels. You know what that means? No fuckin’ chocolate.

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u/marmotgrl 10h ago

Excellent point!
Commercially, words are very much chosen for ā€˜reasons’, not just to be ā€˜adorable!’

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u/HecKentucky 23h ago edited 23h ago

is that shit even ice cream? what are the ingredients? looks nasty

well well well!!!

  • General safety: According to Health.com, ā€œSilicon dioxide is generally not well-absorbed and safe.ā€

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u/MeeseeksSerotonin 21h ago

Surprisingly most of UDF is actually ice cream and not the ā€œfrozen dairy dessertā€.
Source: I know someone who’s a UDF manager

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u/Keregi 21h ago

Yes. It is ice cream. You could actually try it, or you could just not be an asshole.

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u/lizfromthebronx Madisonville 21h ago

It was $2.50 so I bought it. But the BBQ flavor is soooo overpowering and not at all a complement to the popcorn or the pretzels. I don’t like BBQ that much, though.

I took 4 bites and am just waiting for trash day to toss it.

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u/Evening_Service_3703 1d ago

Not even a thought.

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u/RedfordStrypington 20h ago

More for me, that shit slaps.

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u/Mahakala137 19h ago

I liked it. It was pretty tame to me as I eat habaneros and things like aged durian fruit(that twist it throws at you from the sulfur compounds (that are the same released from dead things) in the fruit aren't for the weak). I think I'll try it with some raspberry rum or some such next time. šŸ¤£šŸ™ƒ