See OG Mike's Law here: HB 2320 WA State Legislature
You may remember me as "that guy that distributed firearm schematics on the capitol lawn" (July 2025), but don't do that anymore, because it's illegal now. Now I'm back with more controversy, this time with a functional Python software stack. Bets in the comments, on how long it takes our congress critters to make this phenomenon, illegal to think about, at home?

1. "you dorks cant even touch my hours in the sim" / "fuck yeah i wanna see"
2. Chutter Island

i had too much fun in seattleWA (it was the greatest hits - "nah, maybe we shouldn't euthanize all the homeless" and "maybe it's not katie wilson's fault your kids dont call you back" and "they aren't antifa, they're just not white") and went to bed.

now i woke up with negative 100 karma and that roguepumpkin guy keeps DMing "jimp up on my jimothy and lose that tail babygirl"

Maybe if we buy in bulk we can offset the evil orange man's tariffs? DM me on Blueski

Jimothy this, jimothy that.... no, fuck you jimothy

The article says that "the court ordered the city to submit a plan to eliminate public masturbation" ! I'm crushed! What about all my loyal fans that Line Up every day to watch me masturbate in public? Don't They have a right to continue to support and enjoy my mostly illegal habits?

Inb4 flood

Yes, those are my Christmas ornaments in the tree, I found them in a dumpster. Don’t low ball me, I know what I have.