How does Hey Food sound?

Bison!

But I guess that's Heinz Sight for you

Kurt and Rod

Lookin' sharp!

Now it keeps sending me vacation ads. 😭

What is the favorite alphabet letter of pirate? Many of people whould say "R" but there first love is "C"

So I had to put my foot down.

A father hears his daughter is struggling with math. He places an ad for a tutor and finds one willing to work for the small amount he can afford. After a month the girl is doing well in math and has even started to pretend to teach her stuffed animals. He asks her what they are learning and his daughter says “I’m teaching them how to budget because cheapskate parents never pay enough.“

We have good current connections

there’s a may.

They are always up to something.

There is NO judgement, and, they are ALL ears.

He asked me, which paddle do I use,

”either oar”

Because they're shellfish

They don't have the guts.

Mao

But if you need a lot of wood, then you use your axolotl.

Don't worry, it just got backed up!

Just trying to gauge your opinions.

An impasta!

It's because a tape measure has feet....

Because it was two-tired. 🚲

I’ve a hunch, it might be me.