My coworker has an office plant that she's named "Stanley," so I've had to answer some awkward questions after effeminately exclaiming "HOW Y'DOIN, STANLEY" as I walk past
Homie shows up with the most pathetic dirt weed you've ever seen and then makes a big show out of making the decoy smell it. Then he recognized Chris Hansen from O and A. Very strange.
Listen to opie and Anthony almost everyday still, is it popular enough where you can just abbreviate it and an average person would have any idea of what you’re talking about?
I'm spoiled, I started smoking after it had been medically legal for several years in MI and had zero issue getting a card, it's rec legal now and I can get dirt-cheap decent weed or fairly priced very good weed at a store 5 blocks from my house now. The only dirt weed I've ever smoked was my homie's first grow, he knew it was just barely smokable and gave me two free zips lol.
There's some insanely priced "boutique" quality shit you can get as well but I don't even look once at that. Moonrocks and flower infused with live resin are the "new" hotnesses right now in MI dispensaries. Never understood oil-infused bud that isn't already ground up, like it's gotta just FUCK up your grinder, right?
Sorry high as fuck and got way too into this reddit comment.
Its honestly insane how many creeps there are out there. Sometimes when I'm lurking in a thread filled with women complaining about men I want to criticize them for generalizing but then its like.. they're totally right. Disgusting, creepy ass violent dudes are all over the fucking place. I'm a straight guy in his 30s, but as a kid I had a stalker on AOL chatrooms who lived a state over and "just wanted to come pick me up from school so we could hangout". At the time I thought he was just a bit off but friendly, looking back that guy probably wanted to wear my skin or some weird shit. Its a good thing I had parents who realized my "friend" was some psycho weird motherfucker who wanted to hang out with little kids.
I mean is it totally right? All it takes is 1 creepy motherfucker in a thousand, or more, messaging a few new people every day and dropping the ones that don't fall for their games
That and you don't see regular upstanding adult men hanging around chatrooms with kids, and the kids aren't joining the chatrooms where the adult men hang to talk about... uhh... whatever they talked about back then
Where I live there was apperently some creep making like 50 victims aday, it mightve been more I dont remember but I do remember thinking one asshole can harras hundreds upon hundreds of women
How did any of these mfs ever fall for these decoys man i wasnt even on the internet in this era and i can still tell that kinda text speak is peak larp from a mile away
It's in here if you're curious. My Google AI gave me two alternate usernames for him but implied neither were his primary username, and never mentioned what his primary username was.
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