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u/MuyHiram MUY Mar 05 '26
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u/Quick-Nick07 Mar 05 '26
Just noticed that she drank 2 beers and is drinking a third in the span of 3 panels
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u/jerjord Mar 05 '26
Beer goes through you like water especially draft.
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u/smotired Mar 05 '26
I can’t even drink water that quickly
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u/ChaoCobo Mar 05 '26
Some people can. For instance I drank so much water a month ago in such a short time that I got mild water toxicity. :(
You really should not be drinking that much of anything that quickly. You can probably drink like 56 fl oz of liquid (two Powerade bottles) but then you need to STOP for an hour or so, because if you keep drinking, you’ll retain the water and hurt yourself because the water will have nowhere to go, so it’ll make your arms and legs blow up and you’ll get all confused and dizzy. If you drink EVEN more beyond that, it may just come out your butt too.
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u/Hax0r778 Mar 06 '26
Beer potomania generally results from consuming a large volume of beer—typically 5 or more beers per day (often over 4–5 liters or 15+ cans)—combined with little to no food intake over several days
The alcohol is going to get you before the water toxicity from beer. At least in a single sitting. You generally have to build up to reach beer potomania (a cause of Hyponatremia aka water toxicity)
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u/Square-Competition48 Mar 05 '26
God forbid a girl want her man peer reviewed.
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u/alkmaar91 Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 05 '26
Just got to ask my grandma then. In fact she said I was the cutest man she has ever seen.
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u/Local-Cryptid0524 Mar 05 '26
Damn, so you're telling me Marin's red flag coworker KNOWS who Risa is and still took Marin out to find a man??
So either the coworker knows Risa is in a gay relationship but doesn't think it's valid so she needs a man, OR (more likely) Marin only refers to Risa as her roommate when at work.
It could be either, since coworker has already shown she only wants men who are already taken. But somehow I feel like this is going to put Marin in a situation where she actually has to admit she's in a gay relationship. At least I hope that's where this is going. ☠️
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u/Forikorder Mar 05 '26
Marin only refers to Risa as her roommate when at work.
marin only revers to risa as a friend at home too?
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u/Spyko Mar 06 '26
Marin always insist that she isn't gay and Risa isn't her girlfriend. No reason for her coworkers to doubt that, if she was in a relationship she would say so
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u/JeffEpp Mar 06 '26
Blondie seems to know exactly what's going on, at least as well as she can with a buzz on. And that blush at the end implies she isn't entirely unhappy about... something. I'm wondering if her plan was to supplant one of the girls with herself.
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u/Made_Bail Mar 05 '26
Risa's a real one. Picking up her girlfailure from the bar. I love her.
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u/IltisSpiderrick Mar 05 '26
Ron's also a real one. asks no questions and points into the direction immediately.
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u/Stalking_Goat Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 05 '26
He's not asking questions because he's the one that called Risa.
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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 Mar 05 '26
I found myself wondering if she was glaring at the blonde haired co-worker. If she knows Risa, why is did she take Marin out to "find her a man"?
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u/Made_Bail Mar 05 '26
I think its playing in to the "denying she's gay/has a girlfriend" aspect of the comics.
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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 Mar 05 '26
It definitely is but I always assumed it was obvious to everyone but Marin that she was gay
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u/LordofSandvich Mar 05 '26
Based on the last comic, the blond girl is not a good influence
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u/d-cassola Mar 05 '26
I fully expected the worse, that blonde haired girl is one those people that think "she'll become straight when she finds a good/real man"
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u/chronozon937 Mar 05 '26
That feels too presumptuous, blonde friend might not even know marin is going through gay denial. In fact I'd put money on her asking her and risa at some point and then getting something like "no we're just friends" because Marin can't process her own emotions well.
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u/manndolin Mar 05 '26
My hope is that blondie knows the deal and is hoping to illustrate her point by introducing her to guys so she can see "oh this isn't what I want. What I want is what I have."
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u/Ryonkemp Mar 05 '26
I think she doesn't know her and is only heard her say that she's straight, and she might think that they're just good friends.
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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 Mar 05 '26
I mean...she clearly recognizes Risa right? Like why does she think that she came to get Marin lol?
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u/4RCSIN3 Mar 05 '26
Considering she works at a church and the coworker invited Pink to "Bible Study," she might be the type who thinks lesbians just haven't met the right man yet and saving Pink from a life of sin.
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Mar 06 '26
Not enough information for us to tell. Maybe Blonde's thought process was that she DID know about Marin and took her out to "find a man" so that she'd see how futile it was for her and maybe question herself a little bit about that and maybe just maybe get one step closer to finding the truth. But that's no more likely than the dozen other possible explanations without the author adding something to clarify.
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u/IJustWantCoffeeMan Mar 05 '26
"Hi Risa."
"Hi, harlot. Did you try to guilt my girlfriend into betraying me? Again?"
I don't know about lesbians but in balding millennial culture this is considered a dick move.
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Mar 05 '26
Hey she finally came and got her! Period cramps and all what a absolute champ!
Also WOW that's a lot of REALLY big mugs of beer especially for someone her size. Hot damn
I also just realized that they must go there a lot. She knew Rons name
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u/Dahak17 Mar 05 '26
Gotta love me a thundermug. But if you really want big beers get a 52oz pitcher and just go from that
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u/Made_Bail Mar 05 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/5Cmm7iFa23WRW
Fetch me my big beer!
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u/4tehlulzez Mar 05 '26
What’s this from?
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u/Made_Bail Mar 05 '26
Bravest Warriors! Hilarious show made by a lot of the same people who did Adventure Time. It fell off a little at the end due to the OC creator leaving but its still very much worth watching.
It's only on Youtube, btw.
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Mar 05 '26
Handle and bottom hand underneath if you can't one hand it.
Or drink enough prior to moving it around
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u/Loqol Mar 05 '26
I reaaaaly needed to do a double take on the perspective for the patreon ad panel.
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u/Made_Bail Mar 05 '26
I mean, its definitely doggystyle, considering this comic does have NSFW patreon stuff.
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u/ImpatientSpider Mar 05 '26
Looks like the blonde one being caught in the act by the man's girlfriend.
Although the redhead doesn't look mad. So, the plot twist might be the blonde one is bisexual, and the "cheating" is consensual.
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u/The-Happy-Cow-Arts Mar 05 '26
Ex wife was like this....its a hard life watching someone drink their life away. Probably not the point of this comic. But..I've been there, carrying the one you love away and to the safety of home.
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u/SolomonDurand Mar 05 '26
I don't know why.
But I think Blondie is also a closet Lesbian.
More CLOSETED than pink.
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u/RottingSludgeRitual Mar 06 '26
It’s the little blush. It makes me think this has happened before and Blonde is only doing this at all to have access to Pink’s girlfriend, and possibly to advertise that she can take Pink out and get her drunk and messy.
She seems bad.
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u/MoonestLight Mar 05 '26
bc of the baby is you by toby fox
i cant read "i came as fast as i could" the same anymore
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u/Rom_ulus0 Mar 05 '26
Not the sapphic guardian bouncer having to help defend the relationship from home wrecking religious hypocrites.
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u/Turtledonuts Mar 06 '26
This had better be a breaking point for poor risa. She had to leave home while sick to collect her closeted girlfriend, who got passed-out drunk at a bar on a worknight because she can’t admit that she’s dating a woman. Marin needs to make some changes or get dumped here.
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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo Mar 05 '26
Oh thank God she got Marin away from that homewrecker.
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u/Beneficial_Way_9938 Mar 06 '26
Is the disappointment from her being with a cutie pie other than her?
Or the fact that despite being a 1/2 her size, she pounded back 4 times the alcohol risa ever could?
I doubt it's both
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u/Grateful_Cat_Monk Mar 05 '26
Gotta love it when the bar staff is on a friend and first name basis with you.