r/comics Our Super Adventure 1d ago

OC Our Super Adventure - Horror! at the Cinema [OC]

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u/Extraajudicial 1d ago

The lack of hygiene in public areas is maddening to me but ok live your life. But bare feet in a movie theater??!?!?! Has to be top 5 grossest floors to touch. Was a plumber for 10 years for context.

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u/ant-farm-keyboard 1d ago

Curious now to get the top 4…

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u/CallMeTeff 1d ago

I want to know the grossiest ever 😆

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u/imreallynotthatcool 1d ago

Not OP but the absolute worst place ever was the Safeway in Denver. I got a service call for the drain in the deli being clogged. I decided to unplug it with some compressed nitrogen to just push the blockage through. Until I looked at the drain and saw that it wasn't clogged, the sewage drain was backed up into it and there were human turds floating in the deli. 

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u/ant-farm-keyboard 1d ago

I’m done

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u/kitliasteele 1d ago

Living in Denver and having been to that Safeway...yeah, can attest to that. Or the one in IIRC Aurora before it closed down (or was it the Englewood one?) was equally problematic. My roommate worked at the Englewood one before unionisation was firing up, and management decided to close the store down permanently. Something tells me that it's a management issue to just... neglect its hygiene

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u/joelene1892 1d ago

One vote for seedy gas station bathroom, the ones with one harsh dark blue light so people can’t find their veins…..

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u/touchmeinbadplaces 13h ago

Retail customer toilets, for some reason people always miss... and yes that includes number 2, they even write with it somehow..

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u/Mountain_carrier530 10h ago

Aircraft carrier bathroom. The floor is of this pool material that traps bacteria, plagues and all sorts of other nasties, there are only 2 entire drains not including the toilets, sinks and showers, and you get to discover the absolute worst hygiene in people, not to mention that it's the US Navy, so our only way of approved cleaning is Simple Green and degreaser instead of industrial bleach like it deserves.

Also, some of them are negatively pressured for some ungodly reason, so when the airtight doors get shut, Mount Vetshitvius erupts inundated any poor soul trapped in there with the worst splash pad known in existence. And yes, the doors are all airtight around the bathrooms.

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u/SickBurnerBroski 8h ago

oh dear god, that got dark at the neg pressure

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u/Mountain_carrier530 3h ago

Yeah, it was one of two ways in which, as long as we were in port, we got to go home for the rest of the day. Mostly because it was a guarantee that nobody would willingly endure the sort of punishment.

Because we were all a part of Reactor Department, we would of course tell the poor soul to get wrecked before sending him on his way to contemplate life decisions.

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u/Aware-Maximum6663 1d ago

I’d probably barefoot a movie theater before I would barefoot a gas station bathroom

Grossest would probably be the cadaver shower rooms in a funeral home

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u/Necromancer14 1d ago

How about barefoot in a campground porta potty.

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u/ello_bassard 1d ago

Festival porta potty. I'd rather piss in a gatorade bottle in my tent fr

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u/s0m3on3outthere 1d ago

Sooo nasty. I went to a festival with some friends one time and a lady I went with came out of one and said "they are surprisingly clean! Could actually sit down." I just gave her the most horrified look. 😂

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u/Aware-Maximum6663 1d ago

Ooo might have found the winner here

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u/busytransitgworl 15h ago

In no order:

  • Petrol station
  • Airport
  • Aeroplane
  • Tube

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u/therealSamtheCat 21h ago

On one of my last flights, the plane was disgusting, and a kid was walking around barefoot. I saw him in the airport prior to that, already barefoot.

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u/kitliasteele 1d ago

I... I don't know how people can just do that. I get self conscious about how I would be affecting others, even putting myself aside and being space conscious because my wheelchair is bulkier than a typical frame of a body standing up. I maintain hygiene when being out and about, use clean clothes, etc

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u/eagleblue44 22h ago

The theater I went to had a pre-ad that told people to keep there shoes on. The thought to take my shoes off in a theater never crossed my mind but it had to happen enough as it was a newer thing they added.

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u/Not_A_zombie1 14h ago

To the next lvl: put them on top of the seat in front of you, only if occupied ofc

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u/MaximumSyrup3099 23h ago

I don't put my bare feet on the floor. My bare feet go on the seat.

So that I can sit in a position that minimizes my physical pain.

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u/KatieLazuli 1d ago

When me and my friend went to see Backrooms there was a group of teenagers a couple rows behind us who threw popcorn at our heads and shouted through the whole movie. Genuinely cannot fucking stand people like that. Completely ruined the experience of seeing a movie I had waited years for, I had been a fan of the director since his very first Backrooms short. Such a miserable experience.

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u/SarahSuperAdventure Our Super Adventure 1d ago

Here's some cat tax for this not-very-cat-related-comic! I think at this point we'd rather stay home and watch a film on the sofa with these guys! 🥲

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u/pcardonap 1d ago

I was sad I was not gonna get a cat pic. I'm glad I checked the comments

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u/gojiro0 1d ago

Me too!

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u/Secret_Eating_ 23h ago

That's fine, I'm just happy we didn't get a rl pic of gross theater guy

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u/grayblood0 1d ago

Since 2020 we lost the concept of SHAME.

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u/Amateurlapse 1d ago

Fake a sneeze, spray extra hard, mumble something about “shit, blood again”

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u/patosai3211 1d ago

That one comma makes a difference. Still super effective

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u/Pure-Butterscotch200 1d ago

There have always been badly behaved people going to cinemas, mobile phones just gives them another option to annoy others during the film.

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u/qwadrat1k 15h ago

Heavily depends on the country

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u/subs_on_a_sailboat 1d ago

I can be barefoot at a public beach, in the park, a swimming pool, but a movie theater is too much?

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u/Ok_Cauliflower_808 23h ago

Those are all outside. If you wore shoes to the indoor thing your feet now smell, leave them on. If you wore sandals and wanna put your bare feet on top of the sandals for some reason then yeah sure whatever.

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u/subs_on_a_sailboat 23h ago

Public pools in my area are indoors. I worked there for 10 years and didn't wear shoes, but whatever

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u/SickBurnerBroski 22h ago

you can wash your ass with a bidet, in a tub, in a shower, but the kitchen sink is too much?

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u/subs_on_a_sailboat 22h ago

I don't wipe my ass with my feet. What's with the notion that bare feet are gross? They're like hands, but on your legs

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u/SickBurnerBroski 22h ago

and your ass is just some skin really, really close to where feces goes.

kinda like feet and public floors

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u/subs_on_a_sailboat 22h ago

Oh come on these dogs are clean as a whistle. 100% no disease in there

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u/Caramel_Cactus 1d ago

AND on the cell phone too. Jail

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u/Nymethny 1d ago

The phone would bother me way more than the feet. I mean barefoot is super gross for them, but it doesn't really affect me any more than if they were wearing sandals/flip flops.

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u/_BlobbyTheBobby 1d ago

You falsely assume the feet dont smell

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u/Nymethny 1d ago

Ok but then the problem is the smell, not the feet. I guess it's easier to draw that than someone with bad BO, but it's weird that comments are often horrified by bare feet but when they're in sandals it's suddenly fine.

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u/_BlobbyTheBobby 1d ago

Personally I dislike feet in sandals aswell, but whatever, not the point.

Some people can be clean, have no BO other than smelly feet, which is released only when you release them upon the world.

Lastly, the SMELL of the feet is very visible in the comic.

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u/justin_memer 1d ago

The stink lines illustrates the point very well.

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u/Caramel_Cactus 1d ago

Oh I agree entirely, if I see a phone out during a movie I am automatically taken out of the experience. I wish I wasnt so cowardly and could shame them

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u/NecroticCrabRave 1d ago

I briefly worked in a theater so now I am very comfortable walking up to someone mid movie and asking them to turn off their phone. I’ve had to do it at every single movie I’ve got to this year which is crazy that people are paying to not even watch the movie.

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u/Caramel_Cactus 1d ago

Lend me your courage, friend!

I agree, why bother paying if you won't pay attention! What it must be like to love without anxiety. Or shame

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u/AmaranthAbixxx 23h ago

The guy sat next to me during the Odyssey kept intermittently taking his phone out. The first time I forgave, since it looked like he was checking a text message then quickly put it away. Okay, slightly annoying but not the worst. Then later he takes his phone out again for longer, I think he was looking at social media. That was annoying. I'm not great at confrontation, but I was psyching myself up to talk to him. Then he suddenly put it away again.

Then he took it out for a third time! By then I was so annoyed at this guy, I ignored my fears and told him to please put his phone away. Thankfully he did and he didn't take it out again. But seriously! Why go to the cinema at all? If the films boring you, just leave!

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u/Caramel_Cactus 18h ago

It just boggles my mind that he needed someone to tell him, right? Ah well, maybe I'll get the courage from stories like this next time some idiot does the same next to me at the movies

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u/Caramel_Cactus 18h ago

lend me your energy, thats hilarious

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 1d ago

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u/queenroadie 1d ago

I've been to a theater where someone barefoot propped their disgusting ass dogs up onto the railing ahead of them, against the head of the seat in front. It was horrendous.

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u/worldssmallestfan1 1d ago

I saw this at a ballet. Luckily the seat in front was empty

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u/bigtoeupmyass 1d ago

At a fucking ballet?! 

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u/queenroadie 1d ago

That is even worse, eeughh.

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u/worldssmallestfan1 1d ago

Agreed. Even when I saw it it took a bit to realize what was happening

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u/GRANDMA_FISTER 15h ago

Was there someone in front of the seat?

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u/queenroadie 7h ago

Does not matter if someone is actually in the seat ahead, don't prop your feet up in a movie theater. Its a public space you're sharing with other people.

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u/babbittybabbitt 1d ago

I rarely go to the cinema so it's a real treat when I do, but had my viewing of The Substance almost totally ruined by going to the loudest most childish screening ever. People laughed every time there were boobs on the screen. Every. Time.

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u/Muteling 1d ago

AITA for wanting parents to be more on top of keeping their kids quiet too? I swear, anything even remotely percieved as kid-friendly is a nightmare cause they just CANNOT ever shut up.

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u/PoobGnarpy 1d ago

Minecraft movie. Chicken Jockey.

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u/SpaceCoffeeDragon 1d ago

Is this a thing? Because I have had this happen to me too.

The theatre was completely empty. There is no one else there, all the seats are WIDE open.

So OF COURSE these two people plop themselves in the seat right behind me and prop their big arse crocks right on the seat next to my head.

Rather than make a scene, I got up and moved seats... and these people make an offended gasp, as if I insulted them...

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u/SegaTime 1d ago

Eh, you're echoing to them what they were already thinking toward you: "fuck 'em"

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u/DeadSpy2 1d ago

This very thing actually happened to me when I was watching the new Spider-Man.

Dude was wearing sandals and decided to kick them off, which is kinda ok since he effectively already had his dogs out. but then... THE MOTHERFUCKER crossed his foot over his perched up knee so his foot was right up near my face.

Thank God he put it down immediately once I gave him the eye.

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 1d ago

People truly are the worst part of the public

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u/Phaylz 1d ago

Absolute Grippers

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u/plogan56 1d ago

Same thing with Gyms, i legit saw a dude rubbing protein powder on his arms and rub it in like lotion before getting off the machine, without cleaning it up🫩

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u/ello_bassard 1d ago

Did he....think he could absorb the powder? Wtf is the logic here lol

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u/plogan56 1d ago

I honestly couldn't tell you, everyday i see dudes doing more insane shit, like "bro i'm just trying to get in shape, why tf i 3 dudes grunting like gorillas, 5 people hogging machines for a 10 second tiktok, and that one musty MF who thinks axe bodyspray is a substitute for bathing?"🫩

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u/ello_bassard 1d ago

I've seen some dumb shit at a couple of the old the gyms I used to go to, this one just truly baffles me lol. Thankfully I go to a smaller quieter gym nowadays and they are really good about keeping the weird gymbros and people that just want to film themselves out.

Oh gods the stinky overly cologned dudebros, like homie that isn't covering shit. It's always nasty smelling cheap shit they cover themselves in too 🤮

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u/LesIsBored 1d ago

I'm trying to interpret this reaction...

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u/MartyFreeze 1d ago

Sounds like you're going to the same theaters as Mike Stoklasa.

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u/FaceTimePolice 20h ago

Is it the darkness or the anonymity that makes people think it’s fine to do things like this? Someone had their shoes off and rested their bare feet (long ass toenails and all) on the headrest in front of them once. 🤷‍♂️🤡😂

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u/hackingfun 1d ago

When you think you're watching a 4D Alien movie, but someone just took off their shoes.

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u/AdmBurnside 1d ago

I (mostly) am able to avoid this by either hitting the Sunday afternoon screenings or the LATE Saturday night ones. Less crowds, and the crowds are... less bad.

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u/LightHawKnigh 1d ago

Not to mention the people who dump their food on the ground thinking they are giving the workers there something to work for. Such people shouldnt be allowed outside or if they are, forced to work at movie theaters cleaning up.

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u/NerdSlamPo 1d ago

I’m in downtown Chicago and the last year had actually seen some of the BEST theater etiquette I’ve ever seen. Y’all clearly never had to deal with working in a theater in the late 90s

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u/MapInteresting2110 1d ago

Ive worn flip flops in public before, even in a movie theater. At least I dont use my phone during the movie though.

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u/bradley_magnificent 1d ago

Haha the feet person looks a lot like Hanna from Octopus Pie! And she would totally do that!

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u/Laundromat_Theft 15h ago

I thought it might have even been an intentional reference! I’m glad someone else sees it too.

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u/Necessary_Debate_319 21h ago

I came here to see cats, not them dogs 

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u/NetherReign 1d ago

Loss of shame. So many forms of media that not just portrays but promotes being shameless for the sake of "making it big" or getting a viral clip.

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u/gdex86 1d ago

When you are in your 20s its Panic! at the Disco, now in your 30's its Horror! at the Cinema. Disco's open too damn late.

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u/colorful_yarn-pls 1d ago

Also it’s SO FUCKING LOUD. Like, why?

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u/Alex_The_Whovian 1d ago

Was at a screening of the new Spider-Man film last week. Halfway through, the guy in front of me turned on his phone torch so he could open his tin of Coke, rearrange his snacks and talk to his (presumably) girlfriend. Took him about 5 mins to switch it off. Genuinely wanted to throw my popcorn at him, but then remembered it cost £10.

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u/cjjb95 1d ago

I maintain that clapping and yelling at movies is just as bad as talking/using your phone and I don't care who hates me for it.

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u/Hexatona 1d ago

I watched some teens get into a hot tub with full clothes and socks on.

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u/NewToHTX 1d ago

I mean you gotta tell people sometime like “Hey your feet are ruining my movie-going experience and I don’t mean to make you feel bad but you should probably get that shit checked out by a podiatrist or some type of doctor.”

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u/MariachiMacabre 1d ago

I’ve gotten more willing to tell people off at the theater for stuff like this. I love to go to the movies. I pay to go to movies. And I won’t put up with your antisocial freak behavior if you pull stuff like this lmao.

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u/Ok-Limit-9726 23h ago

Come to Australia 🇦🇺

People “ raw dogging” bare 🦶 IN THE STREETS

Don’t start me on movies/flights! 🤮

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u/cbrown146 21h ago

Since the decline of raising kids is apparent, unfortunately, we need more signs.

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u/SubmissiveDinosaur 20h ago

I went to see Coyote vs ACME yesterday. The stupid asshole with tle laser pointer didn't wait for the ads to end to start with his bs

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u/Collection_Vivid 19h ago

I go to the movies maybe once a year if that. Last time a few months ago a dude a couple rows in front of me was commenting on stuff constantly, vaping and just being annoying in general. I about got up and beat him up

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u/InternationalCap2176 15h ago

People who take their shoes off in public places are animals

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 1d ago

It's dead. That's what happened.

You used to be shunned for even THINKING using your phone. Now they just ask politely to "keep it dark and quiet"

Like the hell. I don't want the person in front of me to have their toes out playing on Instagram the whole time cause they can't watch a 2 hour movie

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u/Zombie_Cool 1d ago

 And what's the point paying money to publically see a movie if you can't get through one?!

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 1d ago

Exactly. If you can't stay off your phone for 1-2 hours either step outside or wait to see it at home

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u/Adavanter_MKI 1d ago

It was never great. In 1996 (Dragon Heart) my core memory and joke my family still tells to this day was... "We got to smell the dragon's breath!"

I was unluckily seated next to a woman... who I can't fathom smelled the way she did. I swear the porncorn combined with whatever was going on inside her mouth to make an unholy union.

Think how long ago we're talking and I still remember this.

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u/buntopolis 1d ago

Yeah that is a direct confrontation moment for me - gtfo with your stinky feet.

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u/PloxNox65 1d ago

That's why i bring fluffy animal head slippers when going to the cinema

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u/zalurker 1d ago

Nope. That's my limit.

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u/princesoceronte 1d ago

I just never go to the movies anymore because every damn time someone ruins it for me. Loud people, commenting the movie, what you drew for the comic... It really sucks.

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u/Komotz 1d ago

Why I always purchase the seats next to me and my partner, so we're not sitting next to others. That's a feature from the days of COVID I miss.

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u/CutieLai77 1d ago

Kinda related but not. At the gas station just had the guy behind me talk about how he has Covid and was basically coughing on me. He was buying cigarettes not really a necessity

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u/taotdev 1d ago

My wife and I went to see the Minecraft movie. We both agreed afterwards that it was a mistake.

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u/crusty54 1d ago

I usually only go to movies when I know the theater will be mostly empty. But last weekend I went to see Coyote vs Acme (great movie btw). I got good tickets a week ahead of time. Second row, right in the middle. In line for popcorn, a lady asked me if I wanted tickets because she had 2 extra. No idea if she was selling or giving away. I didn’t ask because I already had tickets. So I get in the theater, and she and some guy are in my seats, leaving the two on the end of the row empty. I politely told them those were my seats, no big deal, easy mistake. And they just sat there looking confused for a few seconds and then got up real slowly, looking like I was the one inconveniencing them.

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u/humanflea23 1d ago

"Oh no, I accidentally spilled my drink on your feet!"

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u/Ok-Oil7124 1d ago

For real. We went to see The Odyssey in IMAX (it was laser or digital or whatever, not 70mm, unfortunately), and the theater itself was run like a TJ Maxx holding a going out of business sale. The ticket booths were being used for storage, so you had to get tickets (bought online) at a "kiosk." I thought there'd be touch screens where I'd put in my card or whatever, but, no, it was a guy standing outside of a booth that was on the same wall as the doors, so you couldn't see it when you came in; I had to ask a cop where it was. The snack bar attendants were also the ticket sales, so the line for snacks was huge and slow.

There was a rope line that made it difficult to get to the kiosk to get the tickets, and it wasn't clear if we were in once I got the tickets and we got snacks, so we had to wait in the line to get back in after getting snacks. Just a jumbled mess. It was run down, most of the machines in the arcade area were either broken or just weird games to get junk.

I don't know. It was like how a theater would work in a fever dream. It just sucked. I had relatively high expectations for an imax for some reason.

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u/bigtoeupmyass 1d ago

This is one of the reasons I don't go to movies much anymore.  For 2 people with a couple of snacks and a drink,  it's 70 dollars for a basic movie theater.  Then everyone is on the phone,  their young kids are fussing in an R movie at 10pm, people are taking tiktoks,  answering the phone, on face time, talking to their friends. Even if we splurge for the nicer theaters with recliners or daybeds and full bar/food menu at ~150+ pp, it's still interrupted by bs.

 A few years ago I would leave at the first sign of bullshit and demand a refund for the seat, hoping it would get the theater to enforce the quiet/no lights in the future. But,  the employees are usually teens/ young adults and shouldn't be put in a position where they could be physically assaulted for doing their job.  The theater by me just closed.  It was open since 1935. They couldn't deal with the bs and the rising insurance costs after the increase in people assaulting staff members and patrons in the city.  

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u/Coveinant 1d ago

People have forgotten how to be around others due to the pandemic. Doesn't excuse this kind of behavior. Planes I somewhat get, if they have circulatory issues and whatnot. Movie theaters is just unacceptable.

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u/Dustyrnis 1d ago

someone taking their shoes and sock off during a movie and their stinky feet oozing fumes next to me is **one of*** the rare moments I would get up and leave and ask to talk to a manager and report that person, and see if i can get a refund to see the movie at another time or day....

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u/zero5activated 23h ago

I agree. Some people are too comfortable in public and in the movies. It's worse when they talk damn loud. When you ask them to be quiet; suddenly I AM THE BAD GUY?

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u/External-Maximum 22h ago

A great time to “accidentally” spill your very chilly cold drink or sticky nacho sauce on their feet while getting up to go to the bathroom cause I would love to hear them explain the bare feet thing while complaining to staff.

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u/Evilmudbug 22h ago

I went to see the new spiderman movie with some of my friends the other day and people had no concept of deceny.

There were some kids that kept running in and out, a group of people that talked through the entire movie, someone that came in after the movie started with their flashlight on to get to their seat (and kept turning it on for a while), and also someone brought their baby for some reason to top it off.

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u/_Fun_Employed_ 22h ago

This and people being worse at driving are two of the things that bother me most about post pandemic america. I’m sure the pandemic
is somehow at fault but I don’t know how yet. Was it really just not driving and going to the theater for a year or two enough to break the cultural mores?

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u/eagleblue44 22h ago

Taking my shoes off in a theater never crossed my mind. The theater I went to had a pre-ad telling people to keep there shoes on at all times so it must have happened often enough to the point where they had to tell everyone not to.

They also had a pre-ad before wuthering heights telling people to keep there hands to themselves. It was only wuthering heights as I never saw that pre-ad again.

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u/Ill-Jellyfish6101 21h ago

That's biological warfare and you have a right to defend yourself.

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u/JuniorRisk2455 21h ago

At least the chicken jockey nonsense has stopped

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u/xxgamergirl54xx 10h ago

I only go barefeet when I have an empty aisle.

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u/BuckLuny 9h ago

Had someone behind me put their feet up on my chair had his left foot to the left of me and the right foot to my right (both bare feet)

He looked at me in disdain when I asked him to please put them away. Only complied when I threatened to call the number that they communicate at the start of the film for when people misbehave.

This was during Star Wars Episode VII so humans have been awful for a while now.

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u/KyotoCrank 8h ago

This is why I wait to see new movies. Waited just 1 week to see the new Spiderman and the theater was almost empty. It was great

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u/MiguelIstNeugierig 8h ago

Complaining about a kind soul's volunteering to upscale a 3D cinema room into a 4D one. Talk about people's ingratitude nowadays

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u/KANNEDBREAD 8h ago

Seems fine to me 🤤🦶

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u/CaptainHawaii 1d ago

Na, I'm warning them once, then getting an employee to kick their ass out for disrupting the movie if they wanna fight back.

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u/spaceursid 17h ago

This is why I just wear flip flops to the movies, dogs already aired out and no one notices if they slip off. Also I go when barely anyone is in the theater so no one in my row to piss off.

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u/Happy_Variety5405 1d ago

Good way for me to beat your ass if you take off you socks in public with nasty feet (not the good kind of beating either)

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u/BusinessPreference75 1d ago

I mean… that’s a chick right? I would not mind taking your seat…

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u/zigaliciousone 1d ago

Depends on the movie ime, Sci Fi movies(especially anything with "Star" in the title) bring out people who rarely leave their house or interact with other people outside their monthly trip to Walmart.

I will never go to another Star Trek film in theaters because there is always at least one motherfucker who has already seen the movie 5 times and will make sure everyone can heat them quoting lines before the actors on screen say them.

I will take Horror film heckling every day of the week over sitting next to a Trekkie