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u/sakiki_comics 12h ago
To be considered for this months employee of the month award, please fill out this form
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u/redman3global2 12h ago
Missed opportunity for a rickroll
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u/sakiki_comics 11h ago
Looks like someone’s on track for Sep employee of the month me
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u/Prior-Tumbleweed- 9h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/hiDtJ7ruy2jGLKt44B
Found footage of OP at the AGM:
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u/rookie-mistake 11h ago
this is so much funnier than it has any right to be lmao
what else can i expect from the employee of the month tho, you earned it
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u/Tuxedo_Muffin 9h ago
What has a baby ever done for me? Except maybe being lighter than a drunk friend when they poop themselves and need to be put to bed. But that's hardly worth an award.
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u/Weekly_Role_337 9h ago
When our kids were still in elementary school, my spouse started responding to their "will you buy me a __________?" questions by making them fill out custom designed Purchase Request Forms.
It helped teach them money management, but more importantly amused the hell out of us.
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u/Lenni-Da-Vinci 5h ago
Germany has many open positions for childcare and I vaguely remember it being exactly like this. Do you have spare time for a second job?
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u/Randalor 2h ago
This is bullshit and you know it. Rock DEFINITELY deserved it after getting a heinous felon put behind bars this month.
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u/waffle299 2h ago
NEEEEEWWWWW ACHIEVEMENT!
Vocabulary builder
You learned a new word, you adorable little meat sack, you. Only 37,452 more to go and I might start treating you as sentient. And that's a bit of a good news, bad news situation.
The good news? Conversations are fun! Communicate ideas, obtain needs with minimal fuss. And it opens the door to singing!
The bad news? Potty training is rigorously enforced once you can really understand the request. And I do mean rigorously....
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u/Prior-Tumbleweed- 12h ago
Stupid baby. Can’t even fill out a simple one page form but expected to win Employee of the Month?
https://giphy.com/gifs/pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH