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What if it doesn’t happen

We have to consider the possibility…

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u/FallenAzraelx 7h ago

Guys he IS the anitchrist

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u/Aonaran84 6h ago

He is Death, RFK is Pestilence, Musk is Famine, and Hegseth wants to be War so bad he’s sold every scrap of his bourbon soaked soul to make it real but he’s still just a fucking dork.

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u/fk_redd1ts_acc_req 6h ago

They wish. They're cartoons.

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u/PM_ME_CUTE_SMILES_ 3h ago

If only. They had way too much real life impact. Or rather real death.

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u/Devo3290 3h ago

I’ve been saying this for years. The reason why Trump gets away with everything he does, is because his supporters don’t see him as human. They view him as their mascot, a caricature, a cartoon. There will be pieces to pick up, damages to repair, but for the most part, it ends with him.

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u/BigBlaisanGirl 5h ago

Too accurate.

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u/kingcrow15 1h ago

War just as brain dead as Ares but without all the muscle he's normally portrayed as having.

Athena has long since left the building, but can you blame her?

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u/Possible_Living 6h ago

I was told carpathia would be a fit, charismatic european. This has been the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever.

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u/rubyspicer 2h ago

Having read Left Behind I would take Nicolae over Trump any day, at least he could speak in public

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u/Mr_ToDo 6h ago

Na man. the antichrist is supposed to be mistaken for Christ. What we have here is antichrist lite

Although it'd fit in with the thought that we haven't seen god because the rapture already came :|

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u/jws1102 5h ago

Many of his supporters have replaced Jesus with trump.

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u/FerusGrim 5h ago

the antichrist is supposed to be mistaken for Christ.

Have you seen how certain CINOs talk about him?

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u/quidpro_PRON 4h ago

Hah, that's a new one for me.

They're everything "in name only," while saying all the BS they pull is in the Lord's Name.

u/Shot-Ad-8015 11m ago

No because Im not such a fucking dork that I worry about who’s a “CINO” or not.

u/Shot-Ad-8015 12m ago

Did you already forget the picture of him being a doctor?

Cmon man, if he ran against Jesus himself
MAGA would still vote for him.

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u/hey_Hey_I_saveD_me 7h ago

Peter Thiel knows about the antichrist and he didn't said it's trump.

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u/Slight-Coat17 7h ago

I wouldn't trust anything that guy has to say.

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u/SanchoPandas 6h ago

You don’t believe him when he says Greta Thunberg is the antichrist?? But it’s so obviously true. /s

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u/Resevil67 7h ago edited 6h ago

Peter thiel is one of the buffons trying to destroy the USA to turn it into little separate corporate fiefdoms ruled over by certain corporations. Nothing he says should be trusted.

If he says trump isn't the antichrist then it should be assumed he absolutely is the antichrist.

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u/WoodsLovelyDarkNDeep 6h ago

Had me us in the first half im not gonna lie

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u/Born-Tie-2824 7h ago

Is Peter Thiel god?

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u/Vospader998 7h ago

He sure thinks he is

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u/TheRealLarkas 7h ago

He might be the beast

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u/cantodasaudade 6h ago

He' s the devil. And he's here to do the devil's business.

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u/fantabulousfetus 6h ago

Does God rape babies and love JD Vance?

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u/cantodasaudade 6h ago

The devil and the antichrist walk hand in hand, each concealing the other's true identity. After the world is killed they will feast together in a doomsday bunker.

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u/Jules-of-Jubilee 7h ago

Who then? A dem? A liberal? A socialist? Oh please.

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u/vitalvisionary 7h ago

He thinks it's Greta Thurnberg. Not kidding.

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u/Jules-of-Jubilee 7h ago

Bombaclat dumbass

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u/OoglyMoogly76 6h ago

The lady tellin everyone to recycle is the antichrist said the guy spying on everyone

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u/masterfroo24 4h ago

AFAIK he doesn't believe one single person to be the Antichrist but rather some cooperation of beings or states or countries that will try to tax the rich, like the EU.

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u/kikiacab 6h ago

Peter theil doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground

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u/RpcZ_gr7711 6h ago

But his puppet JD knows

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u/ciscorandori 6h ago

the fact that he would go around comparing his ass to a hole in the ground is scary enough.

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u/aloneandeasy 6h ago

Peter Thiel knows about the Antichrist the same way I know about aloneandeasy

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u/SaltyArts 5h ago

How about instead of a super natural explanation…
just acknowledge that some people are just awful and human beings are 9x out of 10 responsible for their own actions? To ignore that is to jump head first into having it repeat again.

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u/United_Leopard_2771 4h ago

He actually does hit an un unnervingly high amount of the warning signs, I don't take them as literal but more as '' some day someone this bad will show up, don't let them near power'' But here we are lol American Christians love him.

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u/uyigho98 6h ago

Nah, he's the discount antichrist. The antichrist is supposed to trick everyone, be beloved by all. Most of the world knows Trump is a piece of shit.

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u/GlisteningDeath 4h ago

As a Christian, I do genuinely believe he could be the antichrist

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u/Dad3mass 4h ago

I’m a lapsed Catholic but he’s enough to make me almost believe again just because he matches it so closely

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u/OklahomaTiddy 2h ago

damn, we got the dumbest antichrist in any of the dimensions' existence

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u/Stewe07 1h ago

The antichrist is supposed to be loved by all and unite all the nations, so this guy is not it