r/comics • u/megettingkilled • 7h ago

What if it doesn’t happen

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We have to consider the possibility…

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 7h ago

One day there will be silence. One day.

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u/Dadpurple 6h ago

Fingers crossed it's today

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u/ISCSI_Purveyor 6h ago

Most anticipated obituary in human history.

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u/DialZee 6h ago

Most anticipated world spanning block party in human history.

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox 5h ago

wear safety goggles when you go party, cops will be shooting people's eyes out with "rubber bullets" like they do every time we end up in the streets

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u/Facts_pls 4h ago

In many countries, cops would be celebrating too.

It's only the US that needs to tackle the underlying issue that got him elected in the first place.

Trump isn't the issue. He's a symptom of the issue.

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u/Hungry-Broccoli-7193 3h ago

Trump is a system, but if anyone thinks the JD “the couch” Vance has the same pull with the base, they’re wrong.

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u/pyalot 1h ago

It‘s not about that particular populist cult or Trump, they are the symptom. This rot of the US society has been long in the making, across many administrations. It won‘t get any better regardless of who gets to the levers of power. Infact the whole partisan debate misses the issue entirely, it‘s just theater for the masses to keep them distracted to never quite figure out what‘s really wrong.

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u/Jonnyflash80 4h ago

If not real bullets, as we've been seeing multiple examples of lately.

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u/UghFudgeBwana 4h ago edited 4h ago

When he lost in 2020 all the cops did was stand around and cry, so here's hoping they do the same thing.

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox 4h ago

you think people standing around crying deserve to lose eyes? why do you hate americans so much?

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u/UghFudgeBwana 4h ago

By "they" i meant the cops. Lots of footage of them in full riot gear standing around crying their eyes out during all of the parties going on after trump lost in 2020.

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u/kkkr94 5h ago

Hell ya brother I'll bring the liquor.

SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

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u/Vissanna 4h ago

Ive got a nice big bottle of crown just waitin

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u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys 1h ago

These days, when I drink, I get dizzy and nauseated and hot, and I have to be helped to bed. That pisses me off SO. MUCH. because I used to love Veuve Cliquot champagne and I would have a bottle of that shit in the freezer ready to go.

But. I will go buy the biggest fucking yellow cake with chocolate icing that exists in town, and I will go face-first into that fucker. If you want a slice, tell me before I jump.

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u/JAD2017 6h ago

Where's the line of him missing Epstein's parties?

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u/dracorotor1 4h ago

I have an HD copy of “Yub Nub” from Return of the Jedi ready and waiting on every device in my house.

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u/rexmanly 3h ago

this is the best idea i've heard in years

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u/Sparkpad 3h ago

Do you have the Special Edition "Victory Celebration" theme too? Or are you saving that for when ALL the old tyrants are gone?

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u/dracorotor1 3h ago

Elon deserves the Episode 1 finale parade, I think

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u/ReeveStodgers 4h ago

Bigger than when Palpatine died.

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u/RadicalOrganizer 4h ago

This party is what keeps me going.

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u/mOdQuArK 3h ago

His body count will be greatly increased - the cause of death: death by liver destruction